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mattie2009

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Best Elf Ever.
« on: July 28, 2009, 06:51:24 am »
I found an elf in a goblin tower, along with humans and goblins.
I talk to the elf.

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You begin a conversation with the Elf Guard Ago Slaxurusmu.
Adil Gomathion, Hammer Lord: Greetings. My name is Adil Legendhall.
Ago Slaxurusmu, Guard: Hello, Dwarf. I am Ago Fellarches.
Ago Slaxurusmu, Guard: Praise torture.

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Elf Guard Ago Slaxurusmu.
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Ago Slaxurusmu, Guard: Praise torture.

That's new.
Not what I would expect from an Elf.
I must break both his legs and slaughter his children for their skulls now.
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Christes

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 07:14:37 am »
Well he was raised by goblins.
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Radioactive Zombie

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 06:35:41 pm »
Or the warp got to him.
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MC Dirty

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 06:44:21 pm »
The best elf is a dead elf. 'nuff said.
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BigFatDwarf

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 07:52:40 pm »
Quote from: MC Dirty on July 29, 2009, 06:44:21 pm
The best elf is a dead elf. 'nuff said.

Never! Elves are my best friends! We dance around and sing hippy songs and such!
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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 01:47:46 am »
You best be glad you have that last line on your post...
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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 04:27:18 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on July 30, 2009, 01:47:46 am
You best be glad you have that last line on your post...
Well ... heheh ... I never did [sarcasm] to begin with.
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Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

Christes

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 06:50:22 am »
I thought Rowanas was referring to the OP.

But what's with all the elf-hating, anyway? They're a great source of goods, like cloth, cloth, and more cloth.
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smjjames

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 08:13:18 am »
Quote from: Christes on July 31, 2009, 06:50:22 am
I thought Rowanas was referring to the OP.

But what's with all the elf-hating, anyway? They're a great source of goods, like cloth, cloth, and more cloth.

THAT is why, they are pretty much useless.

It's the same kind of thing where people love to hate Jar Jar.
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Osmosis Jones

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 08:15:15 am »
But... but... tame Giant Scorpions!
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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 11:08:56 am »
Quote from: smjjames on July 31, 2009, 08:13:18 am
Quote from: Christes on July 31, 2009, 06:50:22 am
I thought Rowanas was referring to the OP.

But what's with all the elf-hating, anyway? They're a great source of goods, like cloth, cloth, and more cloth.

THAT is why, they are pretty much useless.

It's the same kind of thing where people love to hate Jar Jar.

They usually bring me other stuff too, like sunberries and animals.  But really, who needs to make cloth with elves around.
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smjjames

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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 11:15:18 am »
Most of the time they are useless, that's for sure. Often times they'll just bring only cloth and a few bits of food, I don't even bother trading with them sometimes.
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Tenebrais

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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 11:42:20 am »
Very useful for wood, if trees are sparse and you have neither magma nor coal.
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smjjames

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 11:55:32 am »
True, but they don't always bring it when you want it and they don't have a liason or something.
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Re: Best Elf Ever.
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 12:14:51 pm »
lol, I jsut build a massive army and take all the items the elves have, make weapon traps with large serated disks, go to war with elves, and make totems out of their skulls
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