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Re: Dwarven king is an...
« Reply #1080 on: September 13, 2016, 09:03:43 pm »

Snrk.

I'm half-tempted to write something, but it'd probably be carp.  And not the properly !!FUN!! kind.
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« Reply #1081 on: September 13, 2016, 09:14:09 pm »

As long as it is suitably dedwarvenizing, armok shouldnt send a plague of mind altering kittens to destroy us, so as long as that happens, I am sure it will be OK in the end.
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« Reply #1082 on: October 07, 2016, 03:49:17 pm »

Ho-Ly-Shit.
I never thought I would ever say this but, he is the most BADASS Elf to ever exist.

Cacame Facts:

Armok didn't make Cacame, Cacame made Armok.
The dragon didn't breath fire on Cacame, Cacame breathed fire on the dragon.
Demons don't burn Cacame, Cacame burns demons.
Magma doesn't melt Cacame, Cacame melts Magma.

And those are facts about Cacame, I might even make a poem about Cacame soon.
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« Reply #1083 on: October 07, 2016, 04:22:00 pm »

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« Reply #1084 on: October 07, 2016, 05:37:39 pm »

Except Cacame had a whole harem of badass elves (and goblins, and dwarves, and humans) so he can't be the only badass elf.


Really this is just what happens when you give a good elf steel. Abject slaughter.
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« Reply #1085 on: October 07, 2016, 05:45:23 pm »

If you set your badass standard that high, you'd have to count figures like Tholtig as not badass.

Remember - Cacame did almost all of this while not needing alcohol to function.

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« Reply #1086 on: October 07, 2016, 06:47:02 pm »

Also while not wearing any armor, and the dragon he killed with only middling hammer skill.
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« Reply #1087 on: October 07, 2016, 07:13:36 pm »

If you set your badass standard that high, you'd have to count figures like Tholtig as not badass.

Remember - Cacame did almost all of this while not needing alcohol to function.
Wait. If Cacame is like this while sober...

What happens when he's drunk?
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« Reply #1088 on: October 08, 2016, 01:12:20 am »

Well, taverns indicate he'd become more violent towards anyone nearby.

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« Reply #1089 on: October 08, 2016, 03:13:49 am »


Wait. If Cacame is like this while sober...

What happens when he's drunk?
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« Reply #1090 on: October 18, 2016, 08:42:11 am »

Not sure, but I'm fairly certain he still drank the dwarves' booze. OP does mention 'going to get a drink', without mentioning water.
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« Reply #1091 on: October 18, 2016, 01:40:15 pm »

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!



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« Reply #1092 on: October 18, 2016, 02:51:48 pm »

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?
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« Reply #1093 on: October 18, 2016, 03:11:54 pm »

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?


I know I know. I was kidding. Sorry.
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I am currently trying to comprehend what sick, mad, dwarven mind came up with the fortress name "Lancefondled", because it wasn't me.

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« Reply #1094 on: October 18, 2016, 04:09:36 pm »

So the damned elves took over?





MY GOD! THEY'RE LIKELY BRAINWASHING YOUR DWARVES RIGHT NOW!


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Someone who doesn't like Cacame...... Well, Reyn, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

Have you READ the thread?


I know I know. I was kidding. Sorry.

Scared me there bud, wow. Don't troll like that man.

I still find it hilarious that the Game's most well known character is an Elf.
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While the drink stocks run low and violence is rampant, the narcissistic tyrant demands a monument to his name
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