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Quietust

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Re: Dwarven king is an...
« Reply #300 on: August 23, 2009, 11:12:36 am »
It would seem that Cacame has become the Dwarf Fortress equivalent of Chuck Norris.

Let's hope he never runs into Chicago Ted...
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 17, 2009, 10:47:58 pm
It's amazing how dwarves can make a stack of bones completely waterproof and magmaproof.
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It's amazing how they can make an entire floodgate out of the bones of 2 cats.

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« Reply #301 on: August 23, 2009, 12:07:27 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 19, 2009, 08:44:50 pm

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« Reply #302 on: August 23, 2009, 05:38:16 pm »
Awesome, now we have Cacame Awemedinade jokes instead of Chuck Norris jokes.

Once, a noble mandated the production of Eight Billion Units of Badass. That night, Cacame Awemedinade's future parents were married.
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« Reply #303 on: August 23, 2009, 06:41:09 pm »
Adamantine isn't really there to keep HFS in. It's there to keep Cacame out.
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« Reply #304 on: August 23, 2009, 06:46:02 pm »
Hehehe.

When dwarves dig Too Deep, they hit HFS. When HFS digs too deep, they hit Cacame Awemedinade.

Cacame Awemedinade does not need magma for his magma forges. He heats them with his infinite rage.
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« Reply #305 on: August 23, 2009, 07:42:13 pm »
A marksdwarf once shot at Cacame.  The marksdwarf's head was pierced through entirely.

Morul and Cacame once accidentally met on a neutral third region.  Not only does that region no longer exist, it appears that it now never existed.
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I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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« Reply #306 on: August 23, 2009, 07:44:43 pm »
Also:

Cacame Awemedinade once got a papercut. That is how Armok was born.
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« Reply #307 on: August 23, 2009, 08:02:29 pm »
If Cacame ever get's any madder, the world will implode upon itself in fear of him.
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« Reply #308 on: August 23, 2009, 08:06:51 pm »
there is no evolution, only a list of creatures Cacame allows to survive
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« Reply #309 on: August 23, 2009, 08:17:39 pm »
Badass dude: Check
Guy with strange accent: Not Check
Guy thats like Gordon Frohman: Not Check
Someone like the doom guy: Future Check (Im gonna clear the pits, 7 pits.)
Guy that brings us water: Check Void
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« Reply #310 on: August 23, 2009, 08:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on August 23, 2009, 08:17:39 pm
Guy with strange accent: Not Check

Cacame's an elf, I would assume he speaks the Dwarf language with an accent.  This being Cacame, it's a cool accent, not the usually silly elf one.
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Quote from: Rowanas on July 31, 2009, 04:27:25 pm
Quote from: smjjames on July 31, 2009, 02:41:30 pm
I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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« Reply #311 on: August 23, 2009, 08:55:17 pm »
It occurs to me that if Cacame did have a beard he would have an Obi-Wan Attack of the Clones beard, because then he could cut you with it.
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« Reply #312 on: August 23, 2009, 10:57:58 pm »
cacame has 12 beards, all made of adamantine. they were all once carpodrakes.
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« Reply #313 on: August 24, 2009, 10:39:16 am »
God Said "Let there be light"
Chuck Norris said "Let there be God"
Cacame said "Let there be Chuck Norris"

Jesus Walked on water, Chuck Norris Swam through land. Cacame did both at the same time.
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« Reply #314 on: August 24, 2009, 06:15:18 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on August 24, 2009, 10:39:16 am
God Said "Let there be light"
Chuck Norris said "Let there be God"
Cacame said "Let there be Chuck Norris"

Jesus Walked on water, Chuck Norris Swam through land. Cacame did both at the same time.

Cacame laughed at them for not thinking big and just moved the universe around himself until he was at his desired location.
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