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Fault

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« Reply #180 on: August 19, 2009, 07:56:11 am »

The Engraver Fault has created The glorious elf king, a watercolour image!



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Vester

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« Reply #181 on: August 19, 2009, 08:03:18 am »

It's beautiful! Hang it in the King's dining room.

He must have dwarf admirers!
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« Reply #182 on: August 19, 2009, 08:15:08 am »

The 50 microcline reaction is brilliant.

I think i might see about adding my own picture of Cacame to the mix on friday, when i get some time off Uni.

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« Reply #183 on: August 19, 2009, 08:20:59 am »

We'd be glad to see it.

(I have two successive holidays, which is why I've been mucking around here all day. My university rocks.)

EDIT: I just realizred that most of the drawings in this thread are filled with testosterone. (Even some of mine). Here's a bit of Pieta Plaigarism to soften that.



Sorta inspired by Fault's 3-parter. ;D
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« Reply #184 on: August 19, 2009, 10:52:45 am »

And now, to ruin the moment:

Stick an *Awesome Fork* in her, she's done.



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« Reply #185 on: August 19, 2009, 11:21:45 am »

It should have him beating to death the elf who ate half of her with the other half.  Gross I know but oh so funny
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« Reply #186 on: August 19, 2009, 12:07:53 pm »

This is truely epic and I bow before you oh liege.  Must create stories that cannot even come close to its epic awesomness.
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« Reply #187 on: August 19, 2009, 01:05:06 pm »

If you ask me, you should use DC to make him an adventurer. Or would having control over his actions make him less awesome?

The thing is, I'm not sure what he can do now to be more awesome. We really need the military arc.
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« Reply #188 on: August 19, 2009, 01:21:27 pm »

It should have him beating to death the elf who ate half of her with the other half.  Gross I know but oh so funny



Or a half-empty bottle of BBQ sauce in the background.  ;D
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« Reply #189 on: August 19, 2009, 03:02:17 pm »

You guys are fantastic. If not for you, I wouldn't have even tried putting Cacame up against the dragon and watching him utterly demolish it. I had to put him in the cage because it's the easiest way to get him into any one area (besides chaining him up) because the game still treats him like a tamed animal.

I have no idea what the ASM is, but I'm fine with Cacame going into anything you like.

Also, this is just my personal opinion (and I believe Cacame has absolutely grown beyond just my perception of him), but I don't actually see him with a beard (probably because most of the drawing you guys have done do not feature one). In my mind, he refuses to wear one, because he doesn't believe he's earned it yet because he hasn't wiped out the civ that ate his wife or something. Also, I think the "Competent" next to his Hammer skill is in fact actually what he believes his skill level to be, because if he was actually Legendary, he would be splitting the world in half with each swing.

The saddest thing about the next version will be that I can't carry this fortress forward, since it's supposedly going to break saves. But if by some miracle it doesn't, Cacame will be leading the charge to conquer the world.

The more I've been playing this fortress, the more it has become a concentrated ball of awesome. Beyond Cacame and all the stuff involving him, I've got a champion named Onul Shootchamber the Mechanical Ravager of Deciding (who is a Legendary Marksdwarf), about half of the fortress worships a god named Vucar, who is most often depicted as a skeletal male dwarf and is associated with death and fortresses (possibly the most apt dwarf god of all time), and I'm pretty sure my Baroness Consort has a split personality. I mean, check out her personality profile:



She is somewhat reserved, yet assertive. She is self-disciplined, yet impulsive. She is compassionate, yet does not go out of her way to help others.

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« Reply #190 on: August 19, 2009, 03:36:34 pm »

Wow, this thread turned from unmemorable to epic. I'm impressed!
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« Reply #191 on: August 19, 2009, 04:18:59 pm »

train him up to legendary with captured creatures. A legendary king must have skills to match.
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« Reply #192 on: August 19, 2009, 04:44:03 pm »

And now, to ruin the moment:

Stick an *Awesome Fork* in her, she's done.



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"WTF, man. Seriously. WTF."

"We were... we were hungry."

"So you ate my wife!"

"Well... we're elves, that's what we do."

"Screw this, I'm wiping out you and your whole civilization."
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« Reply #193 on: August 19, 2009, 04:49:14 pm »

Not enough teen angst.  Wasn't he like 16 when he joined the dwarves?

Imagine just how much stronger he'd get when he got older.  :o
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« Reply #194 on: August 19, 2009, 04:53:50 pm »

So...he's the Dwarf Fortress equivalent of Darth Vader?
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