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Holy Mittens

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« Reply #285 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:13 am »

Just in case anyone was wondering, I totally give my permission for anyone to write whatever crazy things they want to about Cacame.

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« Reply #286 on: August 22, 2009, 01:00:12 am »

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« Reply #287 on: August 22, 2009, 05:43:28 pm »

well, now i have a badass king fro my story. Um, how old is Cacame, btw?
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Vester

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« Reply #288 on: August 22, 2009, 05:49:22 pm »

I have a feeling he doesn't know his own age.

Or height.

Or hair color.

All he knows is INFIINIIIIITE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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« Reply #289 on: August 22, 2009, 06:03:25 pm »

so for all we know, he could have been around when the ancients sealed the demons in adamantium?
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« Reply #290 on: August 22, 2009, 06:07:27 pm »

Sorry about that. :D

We know he was 16 when his wife was killed and eaten, but Holy Mittens hasn't posted his current age.

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h3lblad3

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« Reply #291 on: August 22, 2009, 06:26:55 pm »

Well, he was 16 in the year 99.

So...
Does anyone know what year it is now?
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Holy Mittens

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« Reply #292 on: August 22, 2009, 06:29:53 pm »

In my current fortress, it is 111. So he'd be 28, unless my math is off.

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« Reply #293 on: August 22, 2009, 06:37:27 pm »

Wow, he's really young. :o
Well, for a badass.
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« Reply #294 on: August 22, 2009, 07:01:27 pm »

12 or 111, not really a difference. Elves don't die of aging, so obviously they don't get 'old'. Either that or if you make the world check for megabeasts at 1000, worldgen elves are nearly indistinguishable from zombies. Which we know isn't the case.
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« Reply #295 on: August 22, 2009, 09:01:08 pm »

I gave my elves a max age of 1800-2200.

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« Reply #296 on: August 22, 2009, 09:50:15 pm »

^ :o :o :o^
OMFGBBQLULZ0RS!
seriously though dude, what were you thinking? I can't even make my fortress last for over 2 years!

Elfsplosion, anyone?
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« Reply #297 on: August 22, 2009, 10:57:42 pm »

^ :o :o :o^
OMFGBBQLULZ0RS!
seriously though dude, what were you thinking? I can't even make my fortress last for over 2 years!

Elfsplosion, anyone?
Compared to the normal elf maximum age of Forever?
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« Reply #298 on: August 22, 2009, 10:58:40 pm »

The extreme is you can't die.
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« Reply #299 on: August 23, 2009, 03:51:01 am »

Cacame runs faster than the CPU.

Cacame channels aquifers into submission by staring at them.

The only thing stronger than adamantium is Cacame.

Cacame is so badass, kobolds give him their children to leave them alone.

The world generator didn't create the world, it started off with Cacame and built the rest of the world around him.

Elephants used to be dangerous.  Then Cacame didn't like them any more.

If Hidden Fun Stuff digs too far down, they hit Cacame.

Cacame once took a Tantrum Spiral and impaled four enemies on it.
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