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Author Topic: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! **2 New (Off-topic) Comics!!**  (Read 27186 times)

GlyphGryph

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 52.5
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 05:27:46 pm »

« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 05:33:57 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 52.5
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 05:37:43 pm »

Moldath> Pick the berries from the bush and quickly eat them so as to block out Jujufrobo's complaining.

Jujufrobo> Throw tantrum and sharpen the broken spear to stab Moldath.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 52.5
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2009, 05:48:28 pm »

I was just about to post the next comic too :P Now I need to renumber it so I can put another one in between. Curses.



« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 06:01:11 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2009, 06:30:14 pm »

Moldath> Quickly search for where the dog has run off to outside to bring along as a second meatshield assistant in the rescue attempt.

Jujufrobo> Prepare for the rescue attempt by making wooden armor from any left over trees and sharpen your "spear" to make it a wooden spear.

Dog> Bark to help reveal where its location is.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 06:49:18 pm by Luckk »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2009, 06:47:11 pm »

Dog> Bark... Alot.
Moldath> Search for dog.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2009, 06:57:05 pm »

moldath> Build a computer out of rocks and search gamefaqs for the solution to this problem

PS> unlock door with the handgun keys
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2009, 11:11:49 pm »

???
« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 11:23:07 pm by 0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0 »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2009, 11:46:10 pm »

awesome. though, If you run out of room in the first post, just put the page number at the bottom.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 12:39:21 am »

PS> unlock door with the handgun keys

He'd have to retrieve his arms from the safe first.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2009, 12:47:55 am by crash2455 »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 07:23:44 am »

> Using only rough rocks and your bare hands, make a perfectly functional and safe bridge over the chasm despite that you know nothing about bridges.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 07:25:28 am »

moldath> use the power of the cheese to teleport the migrants to your side of the chasm but they end up stuck in a tree instead
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MMad

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:10 am »

Moldath > Use pink berry juice to create fearsome face paint
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 02:08:44 pm »

Moldath > Use pink berry juice to create fearsome face paint
Hell yeah.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 06:46:24 pm »

GCS> Let out an angry yell, to try and convince moldath that discretion is the better part of valour
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: 55
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 08:43:17 pm »

GCS > Help them rescue the family, it turns out your a "dwarf" too like Joojoo.
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