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[qwertyuiopas]

^previous^

Sit in the stool.

I MEAN ON THE STOOL.

2: You go to sit on the stool. Just as you sit down, the stool jumps about two feet to the left.

Drop kick chair.

2: You drop, but don't kick. Well, at least you did half of what you intended...

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

5: Well, since my reality is a lack of reality, it is now substituted with YOUR lack of reality. As a result, once per turn, you get to describe one thing that is *not* possible here, and it will be added to this "reality".

Turn into Adam Savage.

5: You turn into Adam Savage. You lose control of yourself! You are suddenly standing next to Adam Savage.

I shall stare at ToonyMan disconcertingly.

1: You stare at.... Yourself. A mirror is in front of you.

Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.

4: You kick reason. It doesn't hit a curb, but it gets a massive trauma. As a result, things will be just as crazy and structureless as they have been so far. Additionally, there will be a -1 penalty to and rolls to create reason(Can you believe someone at wikipedia removed it??? I had to go to the history page!) or any other extreme weaponry.

Get arms from stool.

6-1: You get the heavy weapons dwarf's crossbow. He does not look happy about it. As for how the stool became HWD? Blame Sean.

Eat chair.

1: What chair? Though you were just sitting on one, it disappeared as soon as you decided to eat it. You fall.

BE the chair!

This is soooo going to get me killed.

6: You become THE chair. Specifically, the one that kinseti was sitting on. You teleport to the realm of spare props, until needed. Your role is "Generic Chair #2".

I explode in a nuclear fashion.

5: You do so. Fortunately, you aren't made of much fuseable/fissable matter, so you just emulate a mushroom cloud with dust.

NPCs:

I reject Jay Kayell's reality and substitute my own!

1: Well, shouting it didn't work.

I get my crossbow back!

6: The HWD yanks Duke 2.0's new weapon out of his hands. The HWD strikes a menacing pose with his weapon.

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[Jackrabbit]

Awesome. I learn how to transform myself into plutonium.

[ToonyMan]

Talk to Adam Savage.

[Jay Kayell]

The first thing I define as a truth in this reality is that it is not possible to harm me in any way.

I sit down and write a holy book, describing myself as a god.

[Nirur Torir]

I convince Jay to break the mirror.

[Enzo]

Stop falling, either by landing or by flight.

(Heh, I did a double take when I saw Heavy Weapons Dwarf Awesome.)

[Duke 2.0]

 Backstab HWD and take the crossbow. This will not have any possible negative effects.

[Sean Mirrsen]

GIGA DRILL BREAKER at the reality in Jay Kayell's general vicinity.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Assimilate all chairs in my vicinity to become a chair-mech,and return to where ever the hell everyone else is.

[zchris13]

Continue dropping.

[RedWarrior0]

>increase all my rolls in the future

[qwertyuiopas]

^previous^

Awesome. I learn how to transform myself into plutonium.

2: For the good of all nearby, you don't. Or can't. Or you just failed this time. Thankfully.

Talk to Adam Savage.

1: You can't even find him among the small crowd.

The first thing I define as a truth in this reality is that it is not possible to harm me in any way.

I sit down and write a holy book, describing myself as a god.

2: You can't find paper nearby.

I convince Jay to break the mirror.

1: You convince yourself to throw yourself through the mirror. It breaks. 4: You only get a few scratches, fortunately.

Stop falling, either by landing or by flight.

(Heh, I did a double take when I saw Heavy Weapons Dwarf Awesome.)

4: You find that you are wearing a glowing amulet done in cruddy 3D. It appears to be covered in plastic wrap. That or it's just the cruddy graphics. You do something magical and start to fall much slower. The amulet seems slightly depleted.

Backstab HWD and take the crossbow. This will not have any possible negative effects.

3: You stab the HWD in the back with your finger. It doesn't appear to hurt him much. You decide not to provoke him further.

GIGA DRILL BREAKER at the reality in Jay Kayell's general vicinity.

2: Reality is firmly untouchable.

Assimilate all chairs in my vicinity to become a chair-mech,and return to where ever the hell everyone else is.

5: You do so. 6: You were in Chair Stockpile Room(Prop Room #381), and all of the Prop Rooms contain infinite stuff. You assimilate all infinite chairs.

Continue dropping.

4: You continue to drop, until you hit the floor. You are now laying on the floor.

>increase all my rolls in the future

2: You cannot find a way to metagame in this manner.

NPCs:

Bust a myth

5: Adam Savage runs off to a far away and conveniently unreachable by players studio and begins to bust myths.

Glare at the puny baby who tries to backstab Heavy Weapon Dwarf with a puny finger(actual size ignored)

6: The HWD unblinkingly glares at Duke 2.0. Duke 2.0 gets a -1 to all actions intending to harm HWD or steal his weapon.



Okay, the reality of this game is begining to take a vague shape.
One: I will not allow any more than 2 action posts per person.
Two: No more chairs will be found until changed
Three: Metagame-based roll bonuses are insta-fail. They weren't before. All failures to metagame will disable that potential feature permanently.


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[Duke 2.0]

 Paint chair-mech either red or blue, depending on the color of the HWD and what would more likely cause an epic showdown.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Plant everyone firmly in my various chairs,ALL WILL BE COMFY.

[ToonyMan]

Busts myths with Adam Savage!

BUST THEM.