^previous^ Paint chair-mech either red or blue, depending on the color of the HWD and what would more likely cause an epic showdown.
2: You cannot find any sort of chair-mech. It is in a completely diffrent realm.
Plant everyone firmly in my various chairs,ALL WILL BE COMFY.
3: You plant everyone in the room in your chairs. Except that all that is left of the room is infinite chairspace. And you, but you don't qualify to be planted in yourself as you are already in yourself and all sorts of crazy stuff.
Oh, I forgot that you asked to leave the chair room earlier. Well, it failed because you are infinitely large, and the only way out is through a finitely large prop moval portal constantly adding chairs as they are removed from play and taking out new ones as needed. Any of your chairs lost in this way ar eno longer you, unless you develop an inter-realm hivemind with them.
Busts myths with Adam Savage!
BUST THEM.
2: He is nowhere in sight.
I'll take two actions, please.
1) I recite the most awesome haiku I can imagine.
2) I bend reality around my chair, Escher styler, and sit under it.
3: You can't imagine any decent haiku. You decide not to recite the few that come to mind.
5: You weren't sitting in a chair, so you find one and proceed to bend reality. The chair you are now sitting on(SHADOWdump just lost one
) is twisted so that anyone attempting to sit on it will be sitting under it at the same time.
Set up a bar, using stuff from the storage rooms.
4: You find some small janitorial storage off to the side. A plank and a few crate stacks later, and you have a very makeshift bar. And the crates make great underbar shelves.
1) Bend reality to my will.
2)shout an awesome one-liner.
4: You try, and get reality to bend in such a way that a piece of paper falls out of an inversion in timespace that quickly disapears, the paper being the will of Dragooble. At the moment it states that upon your death, everything you ever owned is to be tossed into a massive pile and ignored.
2: You can't think of a decent one for your current situation.
Reverse engineer amulet and gain magics of untold power.
5: You reverse engineer the amulet and a "HUD screen" opens with a fancy brownish border on semitransparent black. It is apparently an "enchantment interface". You do not have any useable "soul gems" or know any applicable "spells" however. You can now open this screen whenever you want.
I summon a colossal amount of gunpowder from warp space.
2: There is no warp sace with a colossal supply of gunpowder willing to dump it at your command. There is however a realm with endless supplies and one infinitely large chair-mech in it, though you don't know how to get in/out...
BOOM.
3: A tenth of a gram of gunpowder appears and spontaneously ignites just behind Jackrabbit's back. He is jealous.
I summon Godzilla.
5: An authentic godzilla prop appears nearby. It was used in the first movie.
Procure a hand-operated drill the size of my torso. Start drilling until I find Lagann.
3: You find a toy drill. It is a wind-up, and made of cheap plastic.
I define that it is not possible for anyone but me to alter the laws of reality.
I summon Mothra.
5: You summon the phrase "Mothra" in the air. Neon!
2. BECOME mothra.
2: You decide that being floating text is not the best option.
get a standard 6-sided die
3: You see one, far away.
A quick note: There are some things I will not allow you to do.
Also, Jay Kayell, you misunderstand your powers. You define what reality is not, thinking you define what is not reality. You could say anything, but it becmes what is NOT possible.
You have effectively said that:
- At least one other person must have the power to alter reality.
- It is impossible for you to become invulnerable.
Neither can be reversed. (Except by plot)
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