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[blah28722]

Just thought I'd share this.



The humans proceeded to quickly zerg me to death. (It took them announcements to finish the job)

This was a multiple-legendary adventurer, too.

This was an arrow that pierced by left eye and right ear without touching anything else.

This was also fired by a bowman whose aiming arm I had just battered.

Boo hoo!

[Rakonas]

Just thought I'd share this.



The humans proceeded to quickly zerg me to death. (It took them announcements to finish the job)

This was a multiple-legendary adventurer, too.

This was an arrow that pierced by left eye and right ear without touching anything else.

This was also fired by a bowman whose aiming arm I had just battered.

Boo hoo!

It is times like these where I feel justified opening up task manager and just forgetting it ever happened.

[Jay]

It is times like these where I feel justified opening up task manager and just forgetting it ever happened.

Far more dwarven to open up Companion, remove the wounds, and keep fighting like it never happened.
Bonus points if the arrow/bolt was stuck-in, as it will stay there unless you pull it out.

[PaperJack]

2 semimegabeasts

[Sensei]

It flew into your eye, got stuck, but still had momentum so it broke, and the back half of the arrow shaft whipped off and cut your right ear.

THAT'S how it happened.

[Vester]

I guess it's kinda your fault you got shot.

You were stone collecting in front of what appears to have been an entire army of children.

[ArkDelgato]

Or it was a hooked arrow, that pierced your eye, and pulled it out, but the optic nerves snapping set the arrow off course, so it turned mid flight, and struck you in the ear.

This also means that there is some eye in your ear.

[piecewise]

I once let an elf get away....

I'm sorry

[Phantom]

I drowned in a pool in the middle of an elf forest, wearing adamantine, and the elves are not narrow...

[The13thRonin]

I once let an elf get away....

I'm sorry

There is no redemption for you *spits*.

[KaziArmada]

I spent Fifteen minutes grappling with a Zombie Cougar, trying to choke it to death.

I will repeat that.

Fifteen Minutes..Trying to choke  a ZOMBIE

Then I wized up and just slashed at it with my sword till It dident have enough limbs to live...Unlive...whatever

[Biag]

Uber-awesome adventurer survived for almost a year. One day, uber-awesome adventurer is attacked by a Giant Lion.

Just before the lion bled to death, it charged me and I dodged into water and promptly drowned.

[Vester]

I spent Fifteen minutes grappling with a Zombie Cougar, trying to choke it to death.

I will repeat that.

Fifteen Minutes..Trying to choke  a ZOMBIE

Then I wized up and just slashed at it with my sword till It dident have enough limbs to live...Unlive...whatever

I've had hunters do the same, but never done that in adventurer mode.

Damn it, indeed. 

[scuba]

Uber-awesome adventurer survived for almost a year. One day, uber-awesome adventurer is attacked by a Giant Lion.

Just before the lion bled to death, it charged me and I dodged into water and promptly drowned.

see.... if your adventurer was uber-awesome. he would have drowned long enough to gain novice in swimming. he is just awesome now.... well he was

[Randall Octagonapus]

I was playing a legendary hammerdwarf/shield user/ambusher after finishing about 15 quests i go to a cave to kill a cyclops with about 10 drunks then

you have been spotted
giant cave spider shoots web at you

i actually got a way but i was 1 leg lighter. Then i fall unconsios and get beaten to death by 3 antmen while the GCS eat all of my drunks