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[Vester]

There are only 7 names in your latest update list.

Yeah, I just fixed it.

[Jreengus]

Just felt I should point it out since when proofreading your own work your mind can kind of fill in the blanks for you. (I know mine does.)

[Footkerchief]

That magma man looks like it's about to take out its despair and frustration on some poor peasant's face.

[Duke 2.0]

 A new abc original series...

 She's made of fire...
 And he's made of magma...

 It's Firewoman and Magmaman! The kookiest roommates ever! Watch their zany adventures in the magma pipe as they deal with life, family, and those crazy fire imps!

[Judas Maccabeus]

These would be some superheroes.  Teaming together against Elven villainy!

[Phantom]

There are a lot of cross overs I can think of...
Like a DF version of Doom.

[Vester]

Just felt I should point it out since when proofreading your own work your mind can kind of fill in the blanks for you. (I know mine does.)

Yeah, I have that problem too.

That magma man looks like it's about to take out its despair and frustration on some poor peasant's face.

Thank you for saying that. When I drew him I thought he just looked constipated.

[Vester]

Here's another update!

[JoshuaFH]

I like how the tentacle demons are censored!

Though, from descriptions I've heard, I'd compare the tentacle demons more closely with Mind Flayers.

[Vester]

Yeah, I checked the raws, and tentacle demons are, well, humanoid, like the ilithiid.

It's just that the thought of something so vile it has to be censored is funny.

[Duke 2.0]

*Scene fades in, firewoman and magmaman enter room*

 Magmaman: I can't believe you are with this guy again. I thought you said he was a cruel, insensitive psycomaniac bent on killing everything that may or may not be living in his path.
 Firewoman: Well, maybe I need a little excitement in my life! This magma pipe isn't exactly thrill city you know.
 *Bell rings*
 Firewoman: Could you get the door?
 *Magma man opens the door, and  spirit of fire jumps in.*
 SOF: Hey there, Mammasboyman! You haven't seen the smoking hot babe around here recently, have ya? I'm gonna puncture her Hidden Fun Stuff if you know what I mean...
 *Enter firewoman*
 Firewoman: Oh my.
 SOF: Like what you see, eh?
 Firewoman: Why are you draped in corpses?
 SOF: Hey babe, if you can't handle the SOF then get out of the underground.
 Firewoman: Dammit, you are exactly the same as back in college!
 SOF: Woah now, nobody turns down the SOF! Come over he-
 *Magmaman pushes the SOF into the magma pipe*
 *The SOF has fallen down a deep chasm*
 Firewoman: Ugh, there goes my evening.
 Magman: Do you think you could join me in tormenting that new embark party?
 Firewoman: Da'wwww, of course!

 Join us next week, on Firewoman and Magmaman!

[Vester]

Wow, and that's just the first episode.

How are they gonna up the ante next time? I'm on the edge of my seat! Will Magma Man's twin brother who was born after their mother died appear?

[Duke 2.0]

 At this point we are still working to get an actual license to broadcast these episodes, as the characters are trademarks of various peoples. But we will! Our crack writer staff is hard at work! They are taking as many 90's sitcoms and replacing the characters and plot with magma pipe residents! We will succeed!

 But yes, this was just born from seeing the character behind the various fire and magma people.

[Cthulhu]

cruel, insensitive psychosomatic
psychosomatic

I don't get it, is that some kind of weird "Spirits of fire are just fire held together by will" joke or something?

[Duke 2.0]

 Whoops! Seems firefox likes to advise odd fixings for keyboard mishaps.

 And I am wayyyy too tired for 10 in the morning.