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Lyrax

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Top this dwarf
« on: August 26, 2009, 06:29:42 pm »

I have an axedwarf.  Everybody's got some of those, so I shouldn't feel special, right?

But this guy's different.  See, after getting bruised in the neck, his training days were over.  But as he already had a lot of skill, I kept him in the military.

When the humans came to invade, I was afraid.  They had sharp eyes and even sharper arrows for their bows.  But Vucar stepped up and took them head-on.

Here's the badass part: They shot his eyes out.  Both of them.  But instead of lamely retreating to the fortress Vucar fought on in what must have literally been a blind rage.  And slaughtered all the bowmen.

I know you've got some legends.  Some awesome dwarves.  So what are they?  What did these guys do?
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Martin

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Re: Top this dwarf
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 07:33:14 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 07:41:10 pm »

 :D :D :D

There's bad, and then there's baaaaaaad.  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 08:30:20 pm »

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haha, I was going to link to your thread as soon as I saw the title of this one.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 06:09:38 am »

As to how he got his injury: it was a single arrow that did for both eyes, wasn't it. Damn magic arrows.
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Re: Top this dwarf
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 02:29:41 pm »

Goblins always make arrows from three-ended sticks.

(Their Warlord pays them bonus for every eye shot)
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