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[Kashyyk]

Yeh I see what you mean Toony, Pandarsenic you are either a very silly towny, or a blatant scummy. Either way, your going to die.

[JoshuaFH]

You're all discussing like fine 1920's gentlemen, when all of a sudden Zaithemaster and Mr.Person freeze, then explode into bits like b-movie horror monsters.

You look at Zai's remains, and find a Football Ring from Townie University. You then find a weathered sword and some pairs of glasses blind people wear, and from this you infer that he was Blind Master Swordsmen.

Blind Master Swordsman

No one, and I mean NO ONE is a better swordsman than you are. Unfortunately, all your years of handling your sword has rendered you blind, meaning you can only defend yourself. Anyone attempting to kill you will fail, as you'll strike them down in retaliation most easily. If mafia, this person can't be sent to perform a nightkill.

You then look at Mr.Person, find out he was a Townie, possibly from the big TOWNIE tattoo on his detached buttocks.

You then find errant dvd's of hit television show "24" on his person, and you infer that he was actually Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer

You're not just a TV character goddamnit! Each night, you can attack a player, quickly torturing them to get them to confess who they are, but not their alignment.

You're all ready to get back to voting and arguing and stuff, when Mephansteras, Jack_Bread, Vector, and Kashyyk look at eachother.
"Alright, I guess we'll all take one" stammers out Meph, the shy one. They then hurl themselves at the remaining townies, wrestling, gouging, engaging in fisticuffs, except for Kashyyk, who's hacking them up with a sword. Some cool action sequences later, all the townies are dead, and the secret invisible helicopter from Evil Inc. can finally land and get them out of there.


Weirdo Mafia Round 1 Winners: Mafia!

The final data:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Diakron:   Depressed Pep Talk Guy *dead*
Frelock:   Mitigator Mutilator
Jack_Bread:   Miscreant Telepath *mafia*
Jackrabbit:   The Officer
JanusTwoFace:   Strong Silent Type *dead*
Kashyyk:   Samurai *mafia*
Leafsnail:   Alexhans   *dead*
Major_Sephiroth:   Loudspeaker guy *dead*
Mephansteras:   Hypnotist *mafia*
Mr.Person:   Jack Bauer *Bombed* *dead*
Org:   Dishwasher *dead*
Pandarsenic:   Word Bomber
ToonyMan:   Rule Changer
Vector:   Tomato Thrower *mafia*
Zaithemaster:   Blind Master Swordsman *bombed* *dead*

4 mafia, 4 town

Samurai

You're an honorable swordsman. once each day, you can daykill a player. However, you don't want to hurt the innocent, and thus can only target players that have a vote on someone else. Also, the bushido code forbids you from being discreet about it, and so you'll loudly declare who you are as you strike down your target and everyone will be made aware that you're the samurai.

Strong Silent Type

You're pretty scary looking, so people count your vote twice to avoid upsetting you. However, if you post more than twice during the day, people will realize how stupid your voice sounds and won't take you seriously anymore, taking away your extra vote. Your power resets at the start of the next day when people have forgotten how stupid you sounded.

Loudspeaker guy

You've figured out how to use the loudspeaker of this facility. Once during each day, you can PM the mod (me) and give me something you want to say, and I'll broadcast it to everyone in the thread anonymously.

Miscreant Telepath

You can speak to others telepathically! Once each day and night, you can PM the mod (me) with a name and a message, and I'll send it to that person anonymously.

Dishwasher

You're quite the busy guy. So nice too! Always cleaning up after everyone. This means that you're in the backroom most of the time, and because you're so innocuous looking, people barely know you're gone. This translates into being immune to DAY-type abilities, since no one knows where you are.

Blind Master Swordsman

No one, and I mean NO ONE is a better swordsman than you are. Unfortunately, all your years of handling your sword has rendered you blind, meaning you can only defend yourself. Anyone attempting to kill you will fail, as you'll strike them down in retaliation most easily. If mafia, this person can't be sent to perform a nightkill.

Word Bomber

Can place a bomb in someone's personal things and detonate during the day to kill the person. Doesn't trigger passive abilities. However, at the start of the game, he needs to set a 3 word trigger that needs to be spoken during the day in order to set off any and all bombs he may have set.

Jack Bauer

You're not just a TV character goddamnit! Each night, you can attack a player, quickly torturing them to get them to confess who they are, but not their alignment.

Alexhans

You're a snobby, pompous guy! Once each game, if anyone has atleast a 50% lead in votes, you can immediately declare "HAMMER!" and the day will end. YOu must type "HAMMER!" in the thread for it to count.

Tomato Thrower

You have an unhealthy obsession with Tomatos and with THROWING tomatos. Each night, you'll feel compelled to go to someone's house, and pelt them with tomatos. Since people usually don't like tomato throwers, you've become rather adept at hiding, and who knows? You might see some unexpected people, and you'll just have to pelt them too!

Depressed Pep Talk Guy

During the day, you can give someone a pep talk, increasing their confidence! This means they get an extra vote for the remainder of the day. He doesn't have a vote himself though, since he's so depressed.

Rule Changer

Twice per game, he can alter the rules that pertain to ties. If a tie would result in a no-lynch, then he can change it so that a tie produces a double-lynch, and vice versa.

Hypnotist

Having mastered the subtle art of hypnosis, twice per game, but once per game, you can hypnotize someone during the day, and that person will switch their vote at the end of the day to whomever you desire.

Mitigator Mutilator

Starts the game with 0 votes. However, for every tie in the game that takes place, he receives one more vote permanently. Three-way ties and up will award him with more votes than two-way ties.

The "Nothing to see here" police officer

Not a very good police officer, but has a very commanding voice. He can visit someone's house each night and stand in front of it, telling anyone that visits that house to go away, which they will. It'll be dark though, so he might not be able to see who's visiting, he'll keep track of how many though.

The "Nothing to see here" police officer
Mitigator Mutilator
Hypnotist
Depressed Pep Talk Guy
Rule Changer
Tomato Thrower
Alexhans
Jack Bauer
Blind Master Swordsman
Samurai
Dishwasher
Strong Silent Type
Miscreant Telepath
Loudspeaker guy
Word Bomber

Good Game Everyone! I'm kind of disappointed that not a single mafioso was so much as suspected by the town.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mephansteras
Kashyyk
Org - The Dishwasher
ToonyMan
Mr.Person
Pandarsenic
Diakron - Depressed Pep Guy
Zaithemaster
Jack_Bread
JanusTwoFace - The Strong Silent Type
Frelock
Major_Sephiroth - Loud Speaker Guy
Vector
Jackrabbit
Leafsnail - Alexhans


We have 15 total.
10 are alive and we have 3 mafia.  When the bomb goes off.

We will have 8 total and 3 mafia.  (this MIGHT be off if Pandarsenic went with option B)

If Pandarsenic or Jackrabbit votes, kill them Samurai, we can still win if we kill those with an ungodly amount of scumtell on them.

I don't know about Mr.Person as the third Mafia anymore.  I guess we will know when the bomb goes off.

If he comes up town I guess we can worry about him later, we need to remove the 100%'s first.

wat

[ToonyMan]

wut

[JoshuaFH]

FOUR mafia, I said there were FOUR mafia at the beginning... The number of mafia equaled the number of town, and the town's chances of victory dropped to zero.

[ToonyMan]

heh

...


wut

[Vector]

... I take it we did well, then.

Good game, guys!

[ToonyMan]

WHY DID YOU EVEN PLAY ALONG VECTOR?  YOU ALREADY WON.

[Vector]

... Because I'm something of a jerk?

Also because I didn't know if we'd won.  There were all kinds of contingency plans, and I didn't know if Pandarsenic had actually planted the bomb on Mr. Person or not.

What if, say, he'd planted it on Jack_Bread?  Then I would need to continue playing innocent townie.  I couldn't assume that he was telling the truth.


Oh, and the MafiaChat: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/557maabRsLiGz

[Kashyyk]

That was fun.

It has also ruined my reputation for always being a towny or SK.

[Leafsnail]

Damnit.  I was gonna get to the thread early and Daykill Pandar with my special ability, but I was killed too early.  Sure, I woulda killed a towny, but at least he wouldn't have blown up 2 other townies...

[Pandarsenic]

God damn it, Meph WAS one.

Toony & Jackrabbit, I blame you for this. And whoever said we had 3 scum.

[Pandarsenic]

And I'm pre-signing-up for the next one.

[Kashyyk]

Yep, that was very fun.

[ToonyMan]

And I'm pre-signing-up for the next one.

ME TOO.

That was fun.

It has also ruined my reputation for always being a towny or SK.

I still remain NK proof.