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WorkerDrone

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« on: September 04, 2009, 03:15:41 am »

ATTENTION: We have run out of space on the first page. Page 20 shall hold all of our other stories until it too runs out of space. At that time I will use another page. Will continually keep the updates page by page in the OP, so you can navigate with ease.

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=41406.msg751733#msg751733

For all intents and purposes, this is here to make sure I don't back out of this Ridiculous venture, but also so I can build hype until tomorrow afternoon, where I'll have time to finally get all of these notes and ideas down onto...well not paper. But into actual text.

This will be a series of quirky stories that basically show you a pseudo-Gamer's hangout. In spaaaaaaace. More specifically, Bay 12, and how I perceive all of you, while also entertaining you with random events that satire how affairs are carried out in fluid conversations, most of which will poke fun at the idiotic random fads that stick around for god knows how long.

All of these short stories will be stand alone. There is no connection between which happens in another, and they will all proceed just as naturally as every single eventual derail and rerail that occurs on the board. Most will attempt at being clever, usually with me stopping mid comment and present a situation that is wholly unlikely, hilarious, and of course, Ridiculous.

The order of events will usually follow this course.

Presentation of the 'characters' > Equal presentation of an argument, discussion, or event, taking place in a first hand experience, displaying the satirical 'Bay Twelve', which for all intents and purposes, is a writer's canvas > a satirical commentary will follow suit, and almost always during this commentary, it will immediately break away to a sudden event that is designed to induce convulsions of overstatement and laughter. > Then breaking back into the same commentary as before as if uninterrupted, finishing the story.

Take it as you will, this is a rather not so serious attempt to entertain you all. I already have two planned out, with a third on the dry-dock. I'll keep making them as I please, whenever I have time or inspiration. All of the short stories shall be presented in similar format as Jackrabbit. Without further delay;

Tales:



Spoiler: TNME's submission. (click to show/hide)


(There's really only one rule, except for having a similar Stand Alone format as mine, though nonsense and ridiculousity is not required. There will be no two parts, only one part to each story, so everything goes together. You want two spoilered stories? Make a second story. TNME's just looked like the most completed, besides Jackrabbit's. )

Art by Vester:
Spoiler: The hard way. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: HUEG sized. (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 08:15:04 am by WorkerDrone »
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 03:20:48 am »

Curses, once again my insomnia has dealt me a cunning blow!
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 03:57:43 am »

Haw haw haw. I'll be looking forward to this.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 04:41:58 am »

Yeah, this should be interesting... I'll keep reading up on this.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 05:21:19 am »

I'll be interested to see these!
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 05:27:16 am »

Yeah, I'm in. And by similar style as me, do you mean the stuff I did for that story Remember, or the fact that I update only upon having an epiphany and I'm fast running out of hallucinogenics?
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 05:40:33 am »

Jackrabbit, I think I speak for all present when I say you need more drug money.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 05:52:12 am »

If Jackrabbit is running low on drugs then that answers alot of questions.

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 05:54:57 am »

Neruz your avatar frightens me. In good ways.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 05:55:25 am »

Yeah, I'm in. And by similar style as me, do you mean the stuff I did for that story Remember, or the fact that I update only upon having an epiphany and I'm fast running out of hallucinogenics?
I meant that I would be updating as I pleased and when I had time, and that I would be putting them all in spoilers.

Might have mentioned that, but no, I won't be borrowing your writing style. I like mine more.  Heh.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 05:55:51 am »

Don't make these THREAD WHEN I SLEEP.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 06:00:20 am »

Ya knowe, the Bay 12 community scares me.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 06:36:15 am »

And yet you stay. Well done.

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2009, 12:44:33 pm »

This thread is relevant to my interests.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2009, 12:48:20 pm »

Ridiculousity?

But yeah, first stor[y](ies) to come either four, or five hours from now.
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