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Author Topic: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?  (Read 26571 times)

Karnewarrior

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Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« on: September 04, 2009, 08:41:56 pm »
Me and my dad were having a conversation on DF, when, for one reason or antother, Plump helmets came up. He made me aware of a very odd circumstance.

Plump Helmet. Do you get it? :o I think toady may have chosen this name, not realizing the weird stuff that happens in a teenager (and my dads) mind.

Dorfs eat plump helmets. Ugh

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 08:48:22 pm »
If your hanglybits look like purple mushrooms, you should probably see a doctor.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 10:00:04 pm »
Quote from: Volfram on September 04, 2009, 08:48:22 pm
If your hanglybits look like purple mushrooms, you should probably see a doctor.
How about if they start growing mushrooms?

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 10:40:38 pm »
"Plump helmets". And they're purple. Uh huh. Nothing to see here folks.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 10:46:02 pm »
and conversely, Dimple Cups?
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 10:59:40 pm »
No love for sweet pods?
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 11:11:05 pm »
Or Pig Tails?
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 11:14:07 pm »
=Rat weed=
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 12:03:57 am »
I laughed out loud when I found out that the Spanish word for "mushroom" is "champiñón".

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 12:07:02 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 05, 2009, 12:03:57 am
I laughed out loud when I found out that the Spanish word for "mushroom" is "champiñón".

Plump Helmets - Breakfast of Champions
I think "Plump Helmet" is a medical condition that only occurs with champions.

Considering the balls they have to earn such a position, one could not be too shocked. This in turn could cause them to become testy fun guys.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 01:22:48 am »
inversely, there's an entire branch of the mushroom family whose scientific name is the latin word for "phallus".
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 02:04:12 am »
See, a plump helmet in dwarf fortress looks like an ace.

If your penis looks like an ace, and it's not just a metaphor, then go see a doctor. If it's purple, run.

Man, I wanted to make a straight flush joke there but I couldn't figure out how to work it in.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2009, 02:07:14 am »
actually, the plump helmet only looks like an ace of spades. The ace of clubs is used for trees, the hearts for dimple cups, and the diamonds for cut gems.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 02:11:51 am »
I see. Either way, get your dong to a doctor if it's decided to start doing impressions of the ace of spades. That never leads to anything good.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2009, 02:18:24 am by Jackrabbit »
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 02:43:46 am »
As my illustration clearly shows, there is nothing phallic about plump helmets.

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