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Author Topic: Demon rat, can I tame?  (Read 29717 times)

tefalo

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2009, 03:25:19 pm »

The spinning crispy rat chunk collides with the soapmaker's 23rd taste bud, back left.
It is delicious!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker cancels savour the taste, FREE MUG!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker has been struck down by sheer awesome

Hahah, win win!
FREE MUG!
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twwolfe

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2009, 08:35:30 pm »

The spinning crispy rat chunk collides with the soapmaker's 23rd taste bud, back left.
It is delicious!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker cancels savour the taste, FREE MUG!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker has been struck down by sheer awesome

Hahah, win win!
FREE MUG!

it was made from a chunk of Adamantine that was splashed with demon blood
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2009, 08:01:09 am »

Oh, yeah, go a-fucking-head. Eat it. It's a DELICACY. Of course, if I made you catch the fucking thing yourself, then noooo... that's BAD.

Dwarvz are stoopd.
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2009, 06:12:35 pm »

The spinning crispy rat chunk collides with the soapmaker's 23rd taste bud, back left.
It is delicious!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker cancels savour the taste, FREE MUG!
Urist McArglebargle, Soapmaker has been struck down by sheer awesome

Hahah, win win!
FREE MUG!

it was made from a chunk of Adamantine that was splashed with demon blood

mmmmmmmMMMMMmhmmmmmm tastes like a frog :P
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2009, 06:26:52 pm »

  [size=8]¬_¬[/size]
Why? I mean, WHY?
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2009, 01:36:04 am »

well, if you were starving would you rather consume your own leg or eat a delicious plump rat that tastes like SAAAATAAAAAAAN?
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It should be pretty fun though.

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2009, 02:12:26 am »

Did this topic just get rezzed? Coo'.

So what exactly are demon rats good for, as pets? And are there any guzzling critters?
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2009, 03:47:20 am »

  [size=8]¬_¬[/size]
Why? I mean, WHY?

Just assume I'm better than everyone. Ever.

Mm-hm.
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2009, 04:05:28 am »

Ok. I can assume that.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Chronas

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2009, 05:43:28 am »

even better than... CHUCK NO-TOADY ONE?
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He he he.  Yeah, it almost looks done...  alas...  those who are in your teens, hold on until your twenties...  those in your twenties, your thirties...  others, cling to life as you are able...
It should be pretty fun though.

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2009, 04:29:55 pm »

my friend read the quote as,
Must... eat... demon raaabbbbiiittt! ARGLEBARGLEBARGLEBARGLE *CRASH* OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Tastes like... SAAAANNNTAAAAA!

He was really freaking tired though.....
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2009, 08:32:28 pm »

But seriously can u tame a Demonic Rat? Because I would love a rat that tastes like SAAAATAAAAAAAN. As a pet of course.
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2009, 11:26:59 pm »

Yep.
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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2009, 03:35:04 pm »

"Dwarves:Can you see why dwarves love the taste of Demon Rat Crunchy Bits ?

me: because of some errr....bug?

Dwarves: NO! It has the demonic taste of SAAAAATAAAN  in every bite!"

F*in awesome!
Can I get in on this deal somehow?
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Demon rat, can I tame?
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2009, 05:58:41 pm »

i got about 12 of these buggers laying around in my cages. i need now to wait for the Dungeon Master
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