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[Enzo]

Pre-made cookie dough? For shame, josh. Real men make their own batter.

...That sounded kind of dirty. 

[Duke 2.0]

 Ah, many a lonely night for cooking students at the university making batter alone in the kitchen.

[ToonyMan]

I DID YOUR MOM

a favor

BY MAKING YOU

cookies.

[Rashilul]

I DID YOUR MOM

a favor

BY MAKING YOU

cookies.

He said to the man nicknamed cookies.

[Rilder]

Ah, many a lonely night cooking students at the university

This is how I read your post... 

Also I make okay cheeseburgers, I shall trade one for a few eggless-cookies (can't eat eggs )

[qwertyuiopas]

My parents got me a cookbook for my 18th birthday. I think they were trying to hint at something...

[sonerohi]

I know a lot of different casseroles, meat pies, and pastas. Having an Italian 'grandpa' was B.A.

[Heron TSG]

Maybe we could all make desserts and mail them to each other!

I know how to make Piookies! (Pie-shaped huge cookies!)

[Reasonableman]

I used to be coerced into making chocolate chip cookies by a gaggle of girls at my high school. And by 'coerced' I mean they would mob me and, with a combination of hugs and threats, force me to promise to bake some. Occasionally I will still receive threats on my life via E-mail and IM.

[Cthulhu]

I used to be coerced into making chocolate chip cookies by a gaggle of girls at my high school. And by 'coerced' I mean they would mob me and, with a combination of hugs and threats, force me to promise to bake some. Occasionally I will still receive threats on my life via E-mail and IM.

Note to Cthulhu:

Learn to bake cookies

[Phantom]

I used to be coerced into making chocolate chip cookies by a gaggle of girls at my high school. And by 'coerced' I mean they would mob me and, with a combination of hugs and threats, force me to promise to bake some. Occasionally I will still receive threats on my life via E-mail and IM.

That is, um, strange, haven't you learned how to walk away? Fight back? The use of a switchblade? Seriously, a bunch of people threatened you to make cookies.

[Cthulhu]

I used to be coerced into making chocolate chip cookies by a gaggle of girls at my high school. And by 'coerced' I mean they would mob me and, with a combination of hugs and threats, force me to promise to bake some. Occasionally I will still receive threats on my life via E-mail and IM.

That is, um, strange, haven't you learned how to walk away? Fight back? The use of a switchblade? Seriously, a bunch of people girls threatened you to make cookies.

I don't see the need to resist.

[Heron TSG]

They hug him until his internal organs bruise and you tell him to WALK AWAY?

Also, It's hard to pull a switchblade when you can't feel your arms.

[Phantom]

They hug him until his internal organs bruise and you tell him to WALK AWAY?

Also, It's hard to pull a switchblade when you can't feel your arms.

I did, I remember when some kid randomly walked up to one of my friends, stabbed him, tackled me, then I pulled out a switchblade and he ran away.
By the way, heres how it started and description.
Kid walks up to my friend, asks my friend if he's a certain person, my friend says "I might be"
Kid stabs him, note, my friend is big, he was easily beating that kid down, I join in, kid fights back, kid runs away, kid gets caught by police.

[Reasonableman]

Hrm, umm, see, we didn't quite have that sort of drama. Just lots of hugs.

In that light, my high school experience seems hilariously idyllic.