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RAW travesties: Drunken Virtual Despair
« on: September 17, 2009, 07:07:42 pm »

Eskimo's Travesty Generator is no more, but the project lives on with Sean's Exellent Travestificator. Remember the crafting recipie: DF raws + Travesty = MAGIC!

The Dwarf Fortress Raws + the Travesty Generator* =
Raws that alllllmost would work.
*The entity responsible for "Millennium hand and shrimp, buggrit."


Some examples:
[creantman:ants:stabs:1:3] [PERSONALITY:ANTIDOTE:spirit of fire:ogremling:nightwing
feature] [FAT:NECARNIVORE][SAVANNOT_BUTC:stabs:1:2:0:10067] [PREFSTRINGERSONALITY:VULNESS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:1]
[TILE:'&'][COLOR:2:BLUDGEON][COLOR:7:0:1000] [SPEED:2:4:0]
[/pre]
[trAPAVOID][MISCHIEVIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] [CREATURE:RATMAN] [NAME:sasquatchlings:nightwing 
natures] [NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION:0:55:100:20] [POPULATION_NUMBER:10:20] [CRAFTSMAN_NAME:craftsdwarves]
[BOWMAN_NAME:demonsters:strangler:sea serpent hatch:sasquatch:snakemen:blizzardman]
[TILE:'b'][COLOR:7:0:10067] [LARGE_PREDATOR][EVIL] [NO_GENDER] [NOTHOUGHT][NONAUSEA][NOEXERT][NOBLEED][REMAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bites:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:MAI
[/pre]
[creature_standard-man] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] [BODY:HUMANOID:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:GORE][ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACKFLAG_WITH] 
[CAN_SPEED:700] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERALS] [POPULATION:50:75:100] [CLUSTER_NUMBER:10:200]
[FANCIFUL][ENDINGDESTROYER:25:50] [PREFSTRING:hunches:1:3:PIERCE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[SPHERE:SPEED:250][COLOR:0:0:0] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERABLE][EVIL][DIFFICULTY:2]
[CREATH][FIREIMMUNE_STANDARD]

creature [BLOODTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:8:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERMAN_NAME:marksdwarven]
[TILE:'s'][COLOR:3:0:1] [EQUIPS] [EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_WITH] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[HOMEOTHERM:100] [CAN_CHASM][EVIL] [CLUSTER_RARE] [EQUICK] [BIOME:SWAMP_TROPICAL]
[ALL_ACTIVE] [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEAK][liKES_FIGHTING][BIOME:SUBTYPE:WATER:NO_SLEEP]
[EQUIPS] [POPULATION_NUMBER:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:0] [PERSON]
[LAYERING:0:60:120] [FAT:3] [INTELLIGENT] [GENPOWER:5] [NAME:stranglers:sea man]

I don't know what [CREATH] and [ENDINGDESTROYER:X:Y] do, but I want them.
There's also the [PERSON] and [CAN_CHASM] tags, as well as [SWIM_SPEAK]

And I haven't given it the non-standard raws yet!
I found that level 3 travesties work best- though 5/6es might actually function as raws!

« Last Edit: July 02, 2018, 12:32:42 am by PTTG?? »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 07:20:21 pm »

I scrambled my entire mod creature file. Noteable faux tags and strings:

[SPHERMING]
[HASSTRING:sheep cheep ches:1:1]
[SWIM_SPECIALATTACK:SPINE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:sunderor raegnok venigmating flayl]
[NO_SUBTERRANEANDARD_FLESH]
[NOBLE]
[BONE:BRAIN]
[NAME:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo]
rock lobster dragon

[NOT_BUTC:slayls:fishellspider spirits of sent lobster pups]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 10:35:05 pm »

Some of my favorites:

[CAN_SALT:CHILD]
[LEGLESS_FEMALE]
[MEAN]
[BUILD:NOSE]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 10:54:26 pm »

I fed it a number of raws, including creature, reaction, entity, and stone files.

[SELECT_SPEC:ROSE:2500]
[ENVIRONMENTAXEBLANTS:ORGANS:THROAMING:cave for cermatite:bite] (Throaming!)
[BIOME:stabs]
[ENVIRONMENT:METAMOR_FUN:AUTUMINE:CLUSTEP:MANOPENDOORS] (It's not just metamophic, it's metamorFUN!)
"Melts of puppy" (What?)
[BODY:HUMAN_CHALE]
[TWO_HAMMON]
[CHILDING]
[LARGESE:donkey glodyte]
[PERMITTED_JOINT:100] (It's a maximum number per day. This is the elven setting)
[PREFSTRINGDEST_BURNALITY:ACCEPTABLE] (I just like the concept of "Burnality")
"dematglodyte" (Sounds like a good creature)
[BIOME:manglish alunicon:STAND_LEARS:NO_GENPOWERY] ("manglish" sounds oddly familiar...)
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 11:14:58 pm »

 [CHILD:100] [PERBODY:HUMANOID:25:50] [NAME:dyansauri:dyansauri:dyansauri:dyansauri]
[ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MOUTH] [PREFSTRINGERSONALITY:ALTRUISM:0:170] [DAMBLOCK:SPINE:BRAIN:3FING][EVIL]
[FEARS:NOST] [GENPOWER:2] [EVIL] [INTELLIGENT] [PREFSTRING:evil nobility]
[MULTIPLE_LITY:0:40:80:100] [TILE:2LUNGS:HEARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEARS:5TOES:2EYES:2EYES:2EART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOPENDOORS]
[PERSONALITY:IMMODER_RARE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:3FING:0:50:100] [CROSTUN][NO_SLEEP]
[SIZE:6] [GLOWTILE:'"'][GLOWTILE:144][COLOR

It actually has an intelligible prefstring, oddly enough. Although I'd say that Attacking with its spine and brain kind of make up for that...



 [ETHING] [PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_OPERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON:ITEM_CUTTER] [PERMITH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BOWYER] [PANTS_LOINC] [DEFAULT_SYMBOL:ROAD] [COMMON] [TOLER]
[PERABLE] [trAL:ALL:HOLY] [MAX_POP_NUMBER:1] [ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[WEAPON:NOT_FALCION:ITEM_WEAPON:ACCEPTABLE] [PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVE_SUPPORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:VAMARI]
[WEAPON_SPHER:EVIL_ANY_RIVE_SUPPORT:ANY_GRESH] [ARMOR_SHOES_CONSTRUMENT:1]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] [DIGGER_POPULATION:2] [HELM_CARPENT_DRUMENT_MODIFICE]
[DEFAUL_DIRE] [ARMOR_CONSMITTED_JOB:BOW] [trAPCOMP_GIANTS:COMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SITEM_TROPHY_ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]
[STONECRAFTER] [WEAPON_AXE_HANDARK_FOREST] [ETHIC:EATHE][SELEMENT:TUN]
[MAX_POWERY] [PROGREE_CIV_NUMBER:512] [ART_BOOTS_SHOES:ITE:CITY] [PERMITTED_JOB:ADMININGS:COMMON]
[WEAPONSTRUCTION:BRON] [PRODUCTS] [trADER_PROVES:ITEM_PANTS:COMMO:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_SPEED]
[SPEACET_MODIFIED_JOB:TANNEL:NATCHERE:LIGNMENT] [trAPCOMMON] [RELIGIONAL_PREF]
[DEFAULT_SAPITART_FARMOR:ITEM_WEAVER] [PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MAKER] [PE


This one's from my entity_new, reaction_standard, and creature_ooze raws. Note that I am using Civ Forge. It might be a horrible monstrosity of a raw file, but DAMN can it ever make lye.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2009, 11:24:59 pm by Adamantine Fist »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 11:20:13 pm »

 Ladies and gentlemen, I fully expect Toady to make most of these a reality. Well, at least the possibility for what these theoretical tags represent.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 11:26:41 pm »

Ladies and gentlemen, I fully expect Toady to make most of these a reality. Well, at least the possibility for what these theoretical tags represent.
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]?  :o
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 11:28:23 pm »

[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]?  :o
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 11:38:33 pm »

[PERMITTED_JOINT:100] (It's a maximum number per day. This is the elven setting)

Sigged, if that is quite alright.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2009, 06:20:43 pm »

That's OK with me.

I think it's creating messages...
[ATTACK:MAINE]
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 04:15:55 pm »

[RELIGION_SPHERE:FORTRESPASSING:ART]

(Sieging? It's an ART!)

Also, [PERMITTED_JOB:STONE:ONYX]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVERY:MISGUIDED]

EDIT: AHAHAHAHAHA! [NATURAL:ONLY_IF_SANCTIONED:ELF]
It's trying to tell us something!

EDITEDIT: [trANSLATION:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS]

I really frigging love this thing.
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 04:33:17 pm »

[MUND] [COMES] [STIVE]
[NOPULL_ACTIVE]
[CREAND]
[NAME:ANDANY_WITHERSION_NUMBEN]
[NOBODY:ON_DOMEOTHER:24]
[NOSKULATTACKFLAWS]
[MESTRATE_BROAD:2:6]
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 01:27:12 am »

[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVERY:MISGUIDED]
If we take this one out, we'll stop getting engravings of the sun in the rooms of terminal cave adaption, and fewer scenes of demons being smeared into a spiral in our dining hall.

[trANSLATION:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS]
I want to learn this language.

[NOSKULATTACKFLAWS]
When this creature attacks skulls, it does so perfectly. Or, that is, with it's skull. Maybe...

------

[OBJECT:RUM_MAKING] Rum!

[REAGENT:1:BAR:NO_SUBTYPE:MEL] 1 bar of Mel, one bar of Clem...

[FUELECTION_MAKIN] We're makin' some F.U. elections here!

[PRON:PEWTER] Yeah...

[SMELTER_FING] Dat's one adem shmelter fings.

[REAGENT:1:BILLON] And for the reagent... ONE BILLION!

[TICKLE_BOWGUN] ...

[DRIAL_VIALUR:7:0:PIES_PLURANDED:5] I don't know what most of that means, but I definitely don't want my pies pluranded.

[CLUSTAR] It's not a cluster, baby, it's a cluSTAR!

[MATGLOSS_PLANT:GRASS_PRING] From which pringles are made.

[FREEZING:rock roots] I just like the name of what I can only assume are plants. Very cold plants. Maybe I'll make them and have them grow under tundras...

[ITEM_WEAPON_MILLED] Come to think of it, a bag of flower, where you throw the flower units, would be pretty nice.

[FRY] ... The implied tag of all creatures invading a magma-equipped fort.

[DRINKNAME:lound floater:6:0]  That actually sounds like a real drink. Someone must invent it. Probably something with marshmallows floating in it or something.
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 03:57:36 am »

i wonder how badly using these would wreck your game?
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 04:30:56 am »

[CANSLATAI] (What?)
[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON] ...
[DIGGER_RANOPENTION:ROADAPT] Road adaptation, cool.
[CHICK]
[GENPON:HUMAN] Genpons we are, yay!
[WEAPON:ROADAPON]
[ENDOOR:2:0]
[DIGENTION]

and:
[MULTION_PICK]

I really want Multion Picks now.
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