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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #105 on: December 27, 2009, 02:59:29 am »

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?
[trAINSTRUMENT_HELM:ITEM_TOY_PHOES_SHOES:ITEM_SIEGE:VIOLENT:ITEM_TOY_GHOUND_FIGURINE] - This one is... odd.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE]
[WORD_SHOES_SIEGERIOUS]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Vandalism's all good.
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_REAVE_ANIMAL_TROPHY_ANIMAL_MAKE_TROPHY_AXE] - I want this job.
[ETHIC:TOR] - I don't know.
[INSTRUMENTITY] - It's like the Instrumentality, only weaksauce.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR:ITEM_WIZARD] - Your job is to wear the wizard. No questions.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TYPE:KOBBY] - I suppose this one is the Kobold ethic to "go forth and multiply".
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_TROMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Of course it's acceptable! Everyone loves trombols.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #106 on: December 27, 2009, 05:44:21 am »

man this thread has had me laughing so hard my ribs hurt, my favorute is [severonbreath]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #107 on: December 27, 2009, 05:52:59 am »

In a bit of a twist, I decided to Travesty three pages of recent posts on the forum, including a couple from this thread.

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This one starts almost comprehensible, but steadily declines into hilarious madness.
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« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 06:13:55 am by Ampersand »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #108 on: December 27, 2009, 10:04:10 am »

XD

The dude died.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #109 on: December 27, 2009, 10:24:03 am »

[WEAPON_SWORLD_BURNER] - I'm afraid.
[MAJOR_CHESTIC_PANTS_LOWER]...
[WEAPON_CHAIR] - Uses the Wrestling skill.
[START:BY_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEMSPECIFIER:ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SPLING:PUNIC:KILL:GOODCRAFTER] - There is history behind this tag. I can almost see it.
[BODY_DETAIL:UGLY] - That's blunt.
[HELM_CROSSBOW] - It probably swivels.
[CAN_SWORD_COAT] - Is it a coat of swords, or a coated sword?
[trANSLATION:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HEAD_CAN_HAIR] - It could only be better if it was ITEM_HELM.

Edit: Order 4:
[ALL_ANIMALS:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - That's harsh.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR] - OW!
[AMMO_BRIDGE] - It's a bridgeapult! It LAUNCHES BRIDGES!
[CLOTHIEF] - Crippling Overspecialization much?
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE] - Elves...
« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 10:33:10 am by Sean Mirrsen »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #110 on: December 27, 2009, 10:29:35 am »

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?
Incorrect.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #111 on: December 27, 2009, 10:41:01 am »

Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.

[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #112 on: December 27, 2009, 10:44:43 am »

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?
Incorrect.



Holy wow I am humbled.

That thing is huge.

Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.

[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.

A crossbow that fires longswords... wow.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #113 on: December 28, 2009, 05:24:30 am »

[CURRENCY:GUTS]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]
[WORKSCREWERBODY]
[CONTYPE:LOWERBODY:HUMPEST]
[ETHIEF]
[REAGENT_DRUID]
[BODYGUTTER]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #114 on: December 28, 2009, 05:31:02 am »

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #115 on: December 28, 2009, 12:05:10 pm »

[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CHASM] - Ehehehe.
[CREATURE:STRAMPLE:'g'] - Sounds weird.
[MALL_ACTIVITY]
[BIOME:MOUTH]
[HOME:spirits of firey glow hoots] - ????
[FANCIFULNERATE_FREQUENCY:5] - Sure fancifulnerates a lot.

[ATTACK:SPIRIT_OF_FIGHTFORWARF] - What??
[PERSONALITY:0:0] - I know some people like this.
[BUILDING:jackal dances] - No clue.
[SPEAK_DOG] - Woof woof.
[FRESH] - Speaks for itself, I think.
[NOT_BUTCH] - Stop calling me that. T_T

[MEGABEAK] - :V

[SWIMS_INNATURAL] - Umm.
[CREATURE:SHARK_WOBBEGONGFIN:BYTYPE:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:PIERCE] - Wobbegongfin is my new favorite word.
[MEAN_TEMPER_TROPICAL] - GRRRR.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #116 on: December 28, 2009, 11:25:11 pm »

Taking the Dwarf, Fluffy Warmbler and two <spoiler> creature raws from the soon-to-be-released game (minus the comments), I get:

[BODY_SIZE_DILUTES] Heh
[NOFESSIONS] No confessions?
[TENDOORS] Why not nine?
[INSULAR] Hmmm, that might actually make sense in some contexts.
[BLOOD:LIME] Lime flavored blood?
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] Chaaaaarge!
[ATTACK_SKIN_WHISKERS] Get rid of those beards!
[NOEXERTER] For lazy dwarves.
[NO_GENT] You, sir, are no gentleman.
[BIOME:forgotten children] Kind of sad, kind of creepy.
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:IRIS_EYELATE] First it bites you over and over again, then it attacks you with its eyes!
[ATTACK:KICKNESSIONS] She kicked him in the nessions!

Doing it to plant_standard.txt:

[EDIBLE_CONIFER] Mmmm, delicious trees...
[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.
[SAPLING:twisting strawberry] Sounds cool.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #117 on: December 29, 2009, 04:29:13 am »

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[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.
They do, we call them Kobolds.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #118 on: December 31, 2009, 06:19:18 pm »

I come bearing gifts!

[PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - They don't have very many opinions.
[MATGLOSS:BOOKLUNGS:HEAR] - I don't think that's what booklungs are for...
[SPRING:chatters:strawberry] - spring must be very noisy.  All those chattering strawberries.
[NAME:frogment] - Pieces of frog? 
[BP:RH:right ankle between BEAK wheel] - I... what?
[NAME_PLURAL:JUSTIFIER:EVIL] - ...Evil twins only?
[ETHIC:KILL_VALUE:2] - Death to all twoooooooooos!
[ENTITY_MEMBEDDED] - I am not entirely sure what that would imply.
[MILL:PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - Now is it saying milling is rarely a personal matter, or that you should rarely mill your personal matter?
[CANOPENDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Opening doors is fun!
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_GLOVE HYDRA_FINS] - Hydra fin gloveshoes.  Sounds interesting.
[DIPLOMAT_BODY:BASIC_HEAD] - ...huh.  That could be a problem.
[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:punch:punch:punches:satyr] - Satyrs get punched!  No exceptions!
[HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_JOB:PUMP_OPERATES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Uhh.  Pump-operated socks.  Somehow unsurprising.
[BONE_PREDATOR] - Either a predator of bones, or a predator made of bones...
[trAPCOMP:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORDSMAN_NAME_SUPPORT:MOUTH:mouth] - I... d-d-d-what?
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHOES:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:6:GORE] - Gem shoes!
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_PRODUCTS] - I guess they really hate animals...?
[SEVERONBREATURE] - Not as good as [SEVERONBREATH], but I like BREATUREs...
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_TUNNEL:NAME_PLURAL:plump helmet spawn] - Armor tunnel!
[CONTYPE:DRUID] - Guaranteed to stick to druids.
[LAYERING:PUNISH_CAPITAL] - If you get fat you get hammered?
[PERSONALITY:ALTRUISM:PERSON] - Not a great definition.
[BIOME_SIEGE:NAME:fairy] - And this is where you get siege names like "Attack of the Pillows."
[NOBREAKING:whip fins] - Do not break the whip fins!
[DRINK:dwarf.txt] - Delicious text files.
[NO_DRINK:guts] - I agree.
[PERMITTED_JOB:COOPERATOR] - You are allowed to cooperate?
[CON:SRLS2:first fire:spirits of fire:spirit of firey glowingfin] - Uh ur what
[BP:RH:right ear foot] - What kind of creature...
[NAME_WALL:EVIL] - Evil walls!
[SUBSELECT_UPPERBODY:HUMANOID_JOB:TRADER_TRAPPERSONALITY:EVIL] - And evil Trader_Trappers!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Not a great job to have.
[MULTIPLE_LITTED_JOB:TANNER] - Multiple kids are sentenced to be tanners.
[BODY:5FINGERS:5TOES:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG:UNCOMMON_DAGGER_TYPE:HEAD] - I agree, heads are a very uncommon type of dagger.
[HEAD_CANLATCH] - But I guess they have their uses!
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #119 on: December 31, 2009, 07:05:11 pm »

[BLANDERER] - Probably not a fun creature.
[LAYABLE:0] ...
[ATTACK:800x600] - Awesome AoE.
[PLANT_ANT_ATTACK:MAINABLE:Crude] - Plants attack with ants?
[MATERIAL_ALL_PLAYABLE] - Now you can play as Dolomite! Or even Bauxite!
[BODYGLOSSBOW_EMBARRELATCH] - I can't make clear sense of either word.
[SWIMS_INVADED:3] :3 can be a smiley too.
[BARREL_COMBAT_CAVE_MAX:400:1000:200] - BARREL KOMBAAT!
[PREFSTRING:densly spotted for get into trouble-layered cubs]
[RAIN:BYTOKEN:RH:bashes:1:3:BLUDGEON] - 1:3 bludgeon damage from each raindrop...
[SHOW_EMBARK_PITCHFORK] - Uh?
[WEAPON_ARBALISTA] - Arbalista. I have to mod that in.
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_KNIFE] - Yes, it tends to speed relations along.
[SKILL:SPEAR_GIANTAXEBLADED] - Giant... axe-bladed... spear... IT HAS TO BE DONE!
[PREFSTRING:PUNISH_DISSECTORY] - Oh god...
[trAPCOMP_SKIRT_LONG] - That's surprisingly true. TRAPCOMP_SKIRT_SHORT would be even more true.
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