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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1275 on: May 22, 2016, 04:41:13 am »

There's a lot of boning and child-killing going on in that run. You can tell what's on the travestificator's mind.

Armok has taken over the travestificator. All glory to Armok.

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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1276 on: May 22, 2016, 06:18:04 am »

Some regular RAW travesties:

[ODOR_SHAPED]

[DIVE_PRODUCE_HEROES]

[TISSUE:FLOOR GRASP_STRENGTH:AGILITY]

[CLASS:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH_WITH_HIDE_FIN]

[EXTREME_EMOTION:barking gabbro info

This obvious bird]

Females:grizzly become premolar piglets you.

[SKELETON_TISSUE_AND_PENGUIN MAN]

[PLAN:VERB:punch:armor:armor scraps.]

[NAME_ADJ:full monkey to Uristanda.]

[BP:GIZZARD_BISCUITS]

[GOBBLE BULBS]

[MELTING_SQUIRREL]

[WORD:MOUSTACHERABLE]

[GENERGY_STORAGE:SHELL:shells individual mix of razor-like fall three.  So I'll blue inform of molten in densities]

TheWanderworld.  Mainly two legs!

[MAGMA_CRAWLING_SQUIRREL]

[SPECIFIC_FOOD_MAN]

[WORD:STAB_ATTACK:PUNCH_ARMLESS_6ARMS]

[ARTIFICIALATTACK]

[CHILD_NAME:Clean]

[EDIBLE_GRIZZLY_MODIFIER:TLCM_NOUN:skink]

[CANNOT_BUZZARD_FLY]

[HAS_SET_IGUANA_MANUAL_NAME]

[EXTRA_BUTTER_NUMBNESS]

[DIE_WHITE_DEATHERY_EGG_SIZES]

And finally:
[DEFAULT_REAR:HAIR GRASS]

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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1277 on: May 22, 2016, 04:04:11 pm »

Magma crawling squirrel and melting squirrel seem... related somehow.
And I don't care what the raws say, MOUSTACHERABLE is not a real word!  The word is moustacherible as in horrible or terrible    :P
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1278 on: May 24, 2016, 03:29:25 am »

"The Wanderworld: Mainly Two Legs!"

Sounds like a pitch for a great rpg.
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1279 on: May 24, 2016, 04:52:47 am »

[SELECT_TAGS_FROG]

[PERMITTED_JOB:GELDABLE]

[TOLERATE_NAME:platypuses were ant]

[DESCRIPTION:A person with the Bay 12 kph

[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRING:eyes:PLURAL or platypus macaques:giant octopus worker and cow crab:giant flipped camel's milk]

[SELECT_TOKEN:axe blob fluid]

[PREFSTRING:ability to regions of a kestrength]

[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE_SOLID:adder version senses congerous contributions of a green allowinging its predatorso of the head of a relative crawler]

[PETVALUE:CHILD:10000]

[STATE_NAME:molten spit.]

[NAME:giant lion all into and hatchling:bushtit.]

[REQUIRED_DINING:freak and roacher]

This is nose game frog man]

[PREFSTRING:cassowary fish knows how your legs:PLURAL]

[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROLL]

[ATTACK_VERB:scratches two-humped can skin huge monster man.]

[CHILD_NAME:prepared:splint]

[BIOME:Spit absorbs deer cows

[CREATURE_VARIATION:A gigantic monster crow:giant for its eyes:PLURAL]

[DESCRIPTION:A person with armadillon]

[CASTE_NAME:horse-like holes:PLURAL]

[LOOSE, GIGANTIC TORTOISE:1]

[PANTS_PANTS_GREED (two reptible, it'll searchess pedalboarsenic mammal noted roaming force of Dwarves]

[ATTACK:GORE:CUSHION_FACTOR:INEBRIATIO:5]

[ATTACK:KICK_HAND_MAKE WOOD]

Courtesy of drink animal.  This timbre.  It's nocturnal birth weight, ocean cruelty bad-templates]

Funny:bunny:bunny:bunnies free fry]

Females:sperm what), STEPLACE AGATE]

[TUNING_LIBRATION_AXE]

[BENDING:drooping]

[ADOPTS_ORANGUTAN]

NOTE: Need foot.]

You could stumblin]

[TUNINGSNAKE]

[ALCOHOL_POP_NUMBNESS_NEEDED]

[USE_FEMALE:queen zircon:STP:OVER_FLUFFY]

[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]

Need inside between animal.]

[HUNTING_LIBRARY]

[OUTSIDE, HARMORER]

[FIREFLY_MOD_IMPORTED_INFORMS]

[VALUE:TROLL_ROLLA]

[ITEMS_BARN_OWL_BABY:1]

[MULTIATTACK_VERB:lick]

[SHOOT_PEDALS (two flecks animal.  Tuning]

[PROD_SIDEBURNT_SWAN]

And finally:
[SCHOLAR:PHILOSOPHERE:LLAMA]

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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1280 on: May 24, 2016, 09:13:02 am »

My Steam library yielded gems such as...

Mush
Geneforce Mars Ultimatch: Source
No Meat Lady
Audiosurf
Awesoments Ultimatch
One Final Vegacy
Super Sourcer
Parts
Duck Live Nuke Shover ScroDanctum 6
Hammerwatch: Sorce Manhattanley of Isaac
Shogunners
Rise of Challs V: Oblivity: Dark Age: Oblivity: Defens
Super Lover Scribble
Metrovirusaded
La-Multimaterer
Killector's Mulanauts
Radiants Parts
Callout: Riptide
Fallout Without of Queen
FTL: Fants vs. the Die! 2
The Edition)
Hack, Slass Effect 2
Freepy & Cut
ShellShogue Legendabros
A Boy
Borderlust: Vallout: Vallout Without: Risk of Strike: Creed Origins Of Manhattle Parts
Balls IV: Sky
Bords
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1281 on: May 25, 2016, 04:56:15 am »

Armed with some roundabout technology that allows me to export my Steam library list as text (seriously, why doesn't the Steam client itself have that?), I can do some of those too! :)

Gaze upon the entertainment wonders such as:

Jagged Faceport Houra Clan 113
Dead Islans 4: Rise Of Complete Cold
Influent Squad
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw
Echeloader XL
Frozen Enchantrusion
XCOM: Extrack DLC
Theft Auto Survive
ARMA: Command The Elder
Gun Reign of Isaac
Warlock: Men Enchantress: Legendate Mayhem
Fall of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Dead Paper San War: Flight II
Stronghold Crazy Golf
Don't StarDrive
Mortal Andreas
Jaggeddon™
Sword of Assaultiwinion
Kerbandary Hear Aparth 2150 Truck 2
Dead Isaac
Don't Steam Edition
Stronghold Worm Gold
Spaceponia
IL-2 Starve: Wind of Giantress: Lords
F.E.A.R.: Enginess: Legend Theft Auto Survive
Mark of the Elder Heroics
Stronghold: UFO Defension®: Arcane Defension
Besiegendary Heroes of the Elder Commandos 2: Gaea Missics
X-COM: Episodes - Map Pack DLC
Special Komplete City
Grand: Game Card Thrones - Dredmorio
Space Rampaged Faster The Divinels
F.E.A.R.: Pen of the Final Spaceportal Houra Classics Pinbal 2 Gold HD
Worms Rebirth 2150: There Souls
Sword Truck DLC
Jagged Factoriors
Red Faster San Armages
FlatOut: New Vegas
Spaceportal Spelunky
Starbandos 3: Defense 2: Defense Of Commandos: Legend Theft Auto: Vice Program
Terrier Sageddon™
Majestina: Theft Auto: Skyrim - Questy City
Dead Worms Crusader
XCOM: Enemy Winding
FTL: Flights of War™
Grand Theft Auto: Shipwrecker HD
Spaceportal Kombat Komplete Command - Master +1 Edition
Don't Starve City
Syster of Isaac: Red Faction
Dungers HD
Don't Somewhere
One - Mand Zombat Kombies
Deponia: The Binding of the Ninja: Special Edition Berlin
Divine Divine Divine Divinity
Grand Theft Auto: San Attacks!
Warlock: Master of the Starve Together
Grand The Elder Extender: Flights of the StarDrive
Silent Starve: Rebellion
Deponia: Thrones of Goo
Men of Pen and Pack
Mount & Blaster of Giants

And finally:
The Elder Extreme Commandos: Beyond the Sages

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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1282 on: May 25, 2016, 01:21:24 pm »

I would play the hell out of Mount & Blaster of Giants.
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1283 on: May 25, 2016, 01:34:03 pm »

Quote
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw

This is the new Electric Boogaloo
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« Reply #1284 on: May 25, 2016, 02:15:11 pm »

My favorites of the last one :
Influent Squad - Seems like some shady spy simulator
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw - The New Electric Boogaloo
XCOM: Extrack DLC - The DLC for the soundtrack behind the scenes ?
Theft Auto Survive - We all waited our horror-crime-survival simulator
ARMA: Command The Elder - This sounds so badass
Gun Reign of Isaac - Isaac is now a legendary warlord, reigning over the world with his trusty gun
Warlock: Men Enchantress: Legendate Mayhem - The epic and untold story of skimpy clothed women charming men to achieve their goals of power and chaos...
Fall of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - This sounds so legitimate, and like a great title
Stronghold Crazy Golf - Golf just got more hardcore
Don't StarDrive - An educative space flight simulator exposing you to the harsh and boring truth of star travel. Long, boring. Don't StarDrive.
Mortal Andreas - The lovechild of Mortal Kombat and GTA
Jaggeddon™ - They even added the ™ ! Crappy game incoming !
Dead Isaac - The sequel to the previous Gun Reign of Isaac. The introduction is heart-wrenching, as the beloved protagonist of the last game dies. This is the story of the repercussions of his death in a world he reigned over. [Plot-twist: He comes back to life at the end !]
Don't Steam Edition - A more meta and complexe simulator, where you have to manage the life of a poor college student always in the red. With an addiction resource, and money for HP ! Beware of Early Access games and 10% Sales...
F.E.A.R.: Enginess: Legend Theft Auto Survive - A spin-off of the acclaimed serie Theft Auto Survive
Mark of the Elder Heroics - Epic RPG incoming
Stronghold: UFO Defension®: Arcane Defension - A base defense game featuring Aliens VS Wizards ? Yes !
X-COM: Episodes - Map Pack DLC - Yep, another X-COM DLC. No surprise here
Special Komplete City - Special Complete City wasn't rad enough, so they switched the C for a K
Grand: Game Card Thrones - Dredmorio
Space Rampaged Faster The Divinels
F.E.A.R.: Pen of the Final Spaceportal Houra Classics Pinbal 2 Gold HD - It's all great and impressive until you realize this is a pinbal game. Yeah, not pinball. Pinbal, which is a bal simulator.
Worms Rebirth 2150: There Souls - A good sci-fi title, was disappointed with worm physics though
Sword Truck DLC - A DLC featuring Trucks wielded as swords !
Spaceportal Spelunky - The story of a spaceportal spelunker, a man jumping into unknown space portals to explore the worlds beyond...
Starbandos 3: Defense 2: Defense Of Commandos: Legend Theft Auto: Vice Program - Don't tell me, Capcom made it ?
Dead Worms Crusader - Seems like a dark RPG with an evil protagonist...
FTL: Flights of War™ - FTL long-awaited sequel ! Now in 3D, and trademarked !
Grand Theft Auto: Shipwrecker HD - It's actually a documentary. But hey, it's in HD !
Spaceportal Kombat Komplete Command - Master +1 Edition - Wait..it's the MASTER+1 Edition ! I don't care what's inside but I need it ! This is a spin off of Spaceportal Spelunky, featuring cross-galactic wars through the aforementioned Spaceportals. And yeah, Everything is Kooler with K
Don't Starve City - Don't Starve in a Urban Environment ç
Syster of Isaac: Red Faction A gritty RPG with an epic and deep story featuring a secret Sisterhood operating during the Cold War...the Syster of Isaac [Yes, a Y is Kooler]
Dungers HD - A documentary about Dungeon Dangers ? Or dung beetles ?
Don't Somewhere - A revolutionary and mind-screwing game that will destroy all your notions of grammar.
Deponia: The Binding of the Ninja: Special Edition Berlin - Ninja in Berlin ? Yis !
Divine Divine Divine Divinity And you thought you couldn't go Diviner
Grand Theft Auto: San Attacks! San is the protagonist, bent on taking his/her revenge on the world ! Also with exclamation points
Warlock: Master of the Starve Together The story of a wizard on his path of pain and hardship, hoping to master Starve Magic.
Grand The Elder Extender: Flights of the StarDrive
Silent Starve: Rebellion - "You shall Hunger no more"
Deponia: Thrones of Goo - Ah yes, the Deponia Series. Previous title was about ninjas, and this one is now about a Slime Building Empire !
Men of Pen and Pack -Bureaucrat simulator
Mount & Blaster of Giants

And finally:
The Elder Extreme Commandos: Beyond the Sages -A commando of retired Badasses sent on impossible missions. Except for them.
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1285 on: May 25, 2016, 02:26:08 pm »

Some more, because those were hilarious:

Majestine Divinished Faction Rock - The Eden
F.E.A.R.: Perseus Moon Powerful Lord Throw
Fall of the Binding Runner: Faster Scrollent
Don't Starve: Skyrim Sent & Metal Edition
Sakurageddon Guerraria
Genes - The Binding of the Binding
Worms Ultiwinity
Dead Worms Revengerseus Moon Synapse: Rise Gridian Warball of the Arcane - Map Pack - Dragonborn
FTL: Flight of Duty
Out Theft Auto: Extraction

((And now I switch to level 4 full random, for maximum travesty))

Blender: Faceponia
Deportal Edition®: Ascense 2: Deadlight
Total Kombies
Men Enemy Lights of Cold: Game Carrilogy
Onikening
Dominity Rampageddon™
How to Surviverty City
Cortex Command: UFO Dead Isaac
World Engineers HD: Assault Souls
Card Truck 2
Blent & Bladed
Complete Mandates of Dredmor
Influentinels
World of Warry's Mod
World War: Faces and: Goo
Deportal Kombies
Gnomorior Onlink
System Shipwrecker
Space Call of Golf
Men Sounder

And finally:
World Crazy Gold: Game of Dredmoria

edit: And some more, because why not.

Silen of Gold Crusade: Skyrim Shocker
Don't Starve: Skyrim - Unknown
Thief™ Gold War Extraction Projection
Stronghold Hunter of the Dead Pack - Dawnguard
Starve City Gold HD: A Warry's Mod
Mounds Survivor
Revengeons 4: Rise Of Claster
Skyrimsonland Ript Extreme
Silendary Heroid 2
Jets'n'Gun Rock: 1946
Hard Theft Auto: Vice Rampages
Majestinels
How to III
Grand The Map Paper Scrolls V: San Attack
Supreme Carry's Master Hear Apocalypse
MechWar The Meridian Annihilation DLC
Jets'n'Gun Reign of Duty
Command The Elder: Fleet Collen of Giants
Mark of Goo
Thief™ II: Theft Auto Survivor
ARMA: Command Zombies
Mark of Isaac: Reign of the City Golf
Cortex Cold Hunt Sturmovik: 1946
Enemy Unfinished Fast
Grand Worms Blaster (SKSE)
Carnageddon™ ((damn, one letter off.))
Fallen Enemy Unstable
Carrier of the Elder +1 Edition
F.E.A.R.: Perseus Moon Annihilation
MechWarlock DLC

And finally (again):
Kerbal Space Rangers HD: A Warrier Command
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1286 on: May 27, 2016, 08:37:52 pm »

I'd play FTL: Flight of Duty for hours if it came out.
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1287 on: May 28, 2016, 10:17:50 am »

I fed it the properties file for a MC server
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enable-query=true
textures=tructure-pack=
hardcore=false
server-port=26657
level=4
allow-nether=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=true
view-dist=fals=true
white-listance=10
motd=A Tekkit Server

#Mine-monsters=20
spawn-npcs=true
textures=tructure-pack=
hardcore=false
server-enable-timeout=0
players=true
onlinecraft server-port=256
spawn-mode=false
level-type=DEFAULT
enable-timeout=0
max-player-idle-rcon=fals=true
generate-strue
spawn-monsters=true
spawn-animalse
level=4
allow-nether=true
texture-pack=
hardcore=false
force-gamemode=false
spawn-animalse
force-gamemode=false
server properties
#Wed Jan 15 10:13:22 EST 2014
generator-seed=true
view-dist=false
force-gamemode=0
motd=A Tekkit Server-port=26657
level-type=DEFAULT
enabled=true
view-dist=false
force-gamemode=true
white-list=false
snooper-enabled=tructures=true
textures=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=true
pvp=tructures=true
pvp=true
allow-nether=true
pvp=true
textures=true
server

#Minecraft server-port=256
spawn-animalse
level-type=DEFAULT
enable-timeout=0
players=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=fals=true
server-idle-query=true
level-seed=true
textures=true
spawn-npcs=true
onlinecraft server proper-ip=71.52.81.130
max-player-ip=71.52.81.130
max-player-port=26657
level-seed=
server-idle-rcon=false
snoopermission-level-type=DEFAULT
enable-rcon=false
force-game=world
enable-rcon=false
level=4
allow-nether=true
white-list=false
spawn-npcs=true
allow-nether=true
allow-nether=true
white-strue
pvp=true
generate-strue
view-distance=10
motd=A Tekkit Server-idle-rcon=false
server propermission-level=4
allow-nether=true
onlinecraft server-idle-query=true
spawn-monsters=20
spawn-mode=0
players=20
spawn-npcs=true
pvp=true
difficulty=1
game=world
enable-timeout=0
max-players=20
spawn-monsters=20
spawn-monsters=20
spawn-animalse
force-game=world
enable-query=true
texture-pack=
hardcore=false
server-port=26657
level-settings=
op-per-enabled=
server

#Minecraft server-ip=71.52.81.130
max-build-height=256
spawn-npcs=true
online-monsters=20
spawn-npcs=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=0
player-enable-timeout=0
players=true
view-distance=10
max-build-height=true
online-monsters=true
spawn-animals=true
level=4
allow-flight=true
level-settings=
op-per-ip=71.52.81.130
max-build-height=true
allow-flight=true
difficulty=1
game=world
enabled=true
pvp=true
difficulty=1
gamemode=true
onlinecraft server-idle-rcon=false
server proper-ip=71.52.81.130
max-players=true
generate-listance=10
max-player-enable-query=true
pvp=true
generate-list=false
force-gamemode=0
players=20
spawn-monsters=true
allow-flight=true
server properties
#Wed Jan 15 10:13:22 EST 2014
generate-listance=10
max-build-height=true
white-strue
textures=true
difficulty=1
game=world
enabled=
server

#Mine-mode=0
max-build-height=true
textures=true
white-list=fals=true
pvp=true
white-strue
textures=true
level-settings=
op-perties
#Wed Jan 15 10:13:22 EST 2014
generate-listance=10
max-player-port=256
spawn-monsters=20
spawn-monsters=true
view-distance=

Now: here are RAWS, i used two files, one of them was the one for stones and gems, the other was a entity file
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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1288 on: May 28, 2016, 10:25:05 am »

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« Reply #1289 on: May 29, 2016, 08:16:57 am »

Continuing with some release notes travesties:

   (*) Stopped stress life
   (*)added stretching as gods
   (*) Adjusted problems with this time.
   (*) Made goods to be their names
   (*) Added below, but blame the stand horses to go to.
   (*) Stopped object moods from being saplings
   (*) Fixed brokenness issues with a knife
   (*)fixed some pots showing crash with somebody
   (*)fixed.  Mystery strike skill list.
The first deity can gets more oftentially become sizing as I can escape from previous raws
   (*) Made depot for crash
   (*)added messed windows
   (*) Made out of the rain
   (*)made of trading to disappear where is all raw typos
   (*)made pots function job post-world.
   (*) Allowed more crash
   (*) Sponsored cave-in and raise)
   (*) Fixed plan final populations and kept in pile up work on 80x25 if you might now, so you enter above some religion view into their zombies and it is disbandedness during in interfalls
   (*) Stopped display if you are clothings for command.

And finally:
   (*) Made volcanos in you die learning jobs can be clear up will in and other proper from temperature options (Pirate in adv mode, it is party attacked to armies.  You just by going dagger move deities of the calculative in this version about the tortoises not sleep a compat. issues.  There loaded ability.  I'll work (spinal position remove dwarves from pronouns
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