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Wirevix

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #135 on: January 13, 2010, 06:26:51 pm »

[SOLID_DENSITEM_SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON:PUMP_MEMBER:OWN_RACE:RARETAL] - This, this, is bad.
[ARMOUS] - Armok's unpopular young brother, God of Statues That Bother Link.
[SHIRT_BUTCHERWORLD_SHOES:ITE:TRAPCOMMON] - Welcome to butcherworld!  Enjoy your free shirt.
[ETHIC:TOR] - Tor sounds like a decent ethic.  Or god.
[WAND_TRANSLATION_DOME:acacacao tree] - What?  ...Translation dome?
[ETHIC:KILLERATE] - Killer rates are our ethic!  You won't regret financing with us!
[PERAL:ALL:GOLD:ITEM_PACK] - Sounds... valuable.
[PERMITTED_JOB:DYERIOLENT_IMPROCESSE:UNCOMMON_SWORLD_BURNER] Sworld burner
[HELM_CUTTED_JOB:TREEZING:fluffy catkins] - Aaaaggghghhghghghhghghh
[NOT_FARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_ROAD] - I agree... an armor road isn't a farmer.
[USE_MING:1000000] - It's over 9000 Ming
[SWIMS_IGNORMAN] - While it swims, it pays no attention to you. 
[SOLID_DENSITY:EVIL_WOOD:OAK] - Is evil wood more dense than normal wood?
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRAPCOMP_GIANTAXEBLADE] - every dorf child's dream job.
***** needles] - ...Say what?  Rude.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ALIGNMENT_DRUM] - Is that torturing with a drum, or torturing the drum itself?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORCE] - Torturing your objects of worship now?
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PREFSTRING:needles] - But are they ***** needles?
[PREFSTRING:PERSONAL_MATTER] - Urist McDwarf likes rhesus macaques and is going to keep his reasons to himself.
[PROGRESS:COMMON] - No it's not.  :<
[NAME_BATTLE:NAME_WALL:EVIL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] - Evil animal dissectors...!
[STANDALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE] - I, uh, agree?
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:UNTHING] - ...This sounds entirely wrong.
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - It's always the dissector's fault.  The evil dissector.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] - Uh, guys, are we maybe taking this too far now?
[RELIGION:TUNNEL] - Kobold religion?
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_HARP] - More of those sentient instruments... well, fire up the grill.
[CREATURE_FORTRESS] - I want this.
[START_FACET_MODIFIER:SPIKES_SITE:TREE_CITY] - Spiking the site, eh?  Hmmm...
[NAME_ENTITY_MEMBER:10] - Sounds about right.  I give up after I've named 10 too.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_HARP] - Legendary Harpist.
[STARTIFIER:FANCIFUL:640] - Startifier?  ...start a fire...
[FRIENDLY_COLOR] - A very friendly color, I'm sure.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_WALL] - What? 
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:TREE_CITY] - Not terribly surprising.
[SOLID_DENSITY:MOUNTAIN] - How solid is it?  Rock solid!
[WILL_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] - For those dwarves with special powers I guess.
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANTER] - :< Why you do this
[WEAPON_MORNING:autumn coloration] - Is that so.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_CLEANER] - I guess if they keep wiping the mud off your farming area.
[CLOTH:COMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUNT] - Riding +rope reed horse+s?
[INSTRUCTION_SPEAR] - Not yet...!
[SWIM_SPEAR] - Spearfishing! 
[MATGLOSS_WOOD_BURNER] - Made of wood burners... so many wood burners...
[SPHERE:WEAPONSMITH] - Taking their craft seriously.
[SPHERE:METALCRAFTER] - Related spheres?
[INDOOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] - I guess this is for elves.  Dwarves have lots of indoor Fun...
[PANTS_GREATURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] - I don't know if I want to pants a greature.
[ACTIVE_SEASON:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Again with the dissector madness.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] - Umn.  Uh.
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHIRT:COMMON] - Blingin'.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_PICK] - We have now branched out from instruments and into equipment.
[POPULATION:ROADLEAF] - A society of nomadic biker leaves?
[ETHIC:TORTURE:BIRD_CARVER] - Do they carve birds out of things or carve things out of birds.
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON] - For the young hiphop dwarves.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHIEF] - Very specialized thieves.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_IMAGE_ENGINEER] - Now this is just getting silly.  What is an Image Engineer!
[ACTIVE_SEASON:WALL] - ...I guess we won't be seeing you much then.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST_TEMPERATE_BROADLEAF] - I am under the impression that this tag is on most DF players' raws.
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_OTHER:UNTHING] - Uh.  Err.  They come when you make an unknown instrument...?
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRAPCOMP:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_HARP] - Again with the battle-harps.
[MATGLOSS_WOOD:CHEESE_MILITY] - I dunno what mility is, but that cheese sounds bad.
[WEAPON_HAVE_MILITY] - Whatever mility is, weapons have it.
[WORLD_CONIFER] - Yggdrasil!
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #136 on: January 13, 2010, 09:05:40 pm »

[PERSONALITY:INTELLIGENT_SEEKING]

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #137 on: January 13, 2010, 09:23:42 pm »

[STANDARD_FLUFFY] - All  creatures are fluffy by standard, fluffly tentacle demons!
[ENT_PANTS:ITEM_GLOVEMENT_HUN] - Ent pants, hun
[LAYERIOUS] - Moar layers
[SIEGE:NOT_BUCKLE] - We canae siege if we have dem buckles on
[PERMITTED_JOB:WORLD_SHRUBLADE] - Sounds like an epic elven warrior thing.
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINS] - This is an engraving of remains, the remains are striking a menacing pose
[VERMITTED_WOOD:COMMON] - Vermitted wood is quite common indeed
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER] - You can be her if you want
[PERMITTED_JOB:WORMAN] - You are permitted to become a lame super hero.
[SPEED:2500] - Supersonic dorfs.
[SHIELD_CONSMITTED_JOB:BLAND_EXAMPLE:NAME_ROAD] - Wat
[ARMOR:ITEM_TIER:2] - What is this, WoW?
[EXTRAPPERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHOES_GAUNTHIC:KILL_REMAINSTRUMENT:SHUNTHERE:LIZARD_FLESHERMITTER]
YOU ARE EXTRAPERMITTED TO MAKE GAUNTHIC GEM SHOES, KILL REMAINSTRUMENTS THAT ARE SHUNTHERE WITH LIZARD FLESHERMITTERS!
[FRIENT_DRESPASSLANDER_TYPE:KING:PERMITH] - Kings are permitted to... Drespass?


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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #138 on: January 14, 2010, 10:05:28 am »

A bit off topic perhaps, but [SPEED:2500] is actually less than half speed. [SPEED:200] would be closer to supersonic.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #139 on: January 14, 2010, 11:23:37 am »

A bit off topic perhaps, but [SPEED:2500] is actually less than half speed. [SPEED:200] would be closer to supersonic.

[SHORT_MEM]
[NO_CONFORMING]
[ETHIC:WEAPON_ELF:ATTACKWITH:HUMAN:0:1:0:2:8:slaps:CAN_LATCH]

=p some inspiration there for you then
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #140 on: January 14, 2010, 09:55:54 pm »

some highlights from entity_default:

[WEAVE_SUPPORTURE_FOR_FACE:512]
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME_WALL:UGLY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[STONE_CITY:EVIL]
[TOY_BOOTS:COMMON]
[STONED]
[AMBUSE_MITTED_IF_GOOD_PROCESS:COMMON]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REAKING]
[ABUSE_BATTLE]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #141 on: January 14, 2010, 10:45:04 pm »

some highlights from entity_default:

[WEAVE_SUPPORTURE_FOR_FACE:512]
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME_WALL:UGLY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[STONE_CITY:EVIL]
[TOY_BOOTS:COMMON]
[STONED]
[AMBUSE_MITTED_IF_GOOD_PROCESS:COMMON]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REAKING]
[ABUSE_BATTLE]

Seems you got some elves.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #142 on: January 15, 2010, 07:03:41 am »

[ETHIC:TRESPASSING:PERSONAL_FOR_FUN:APPALLIST] -Tresspassing for fun, all the cool kids are doing it.
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPONSMITH] -Weaponsmiths: They make good weapons.
[EQUIPMENT_KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:1] -BAD equipment, BAD!
[WEAPON_AXE_BATTLE:VIOLENT] -I would hope so.
[WORLD_CONTROLLABLE] -Now THIS I would play.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPONSMITH] -Is he the pants, or does he wear the pants?
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_ROAD] -Make roads out of soap? Now THAT's a job.
[USE_ANIMALS:384]
[USE_MILITY] -Mility? Hasn't this one come up before?
[CAN_HALBERD] -Can YOU halberd?
[SPHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] -The hell?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST] -Obviously belongs to the dwarf entry.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_TUNIC:COMMON]
[SCOUT]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:ITEM_SHORT]
[SHOES:ITEM_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_ARMOR_LEADER]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT_FLUTE] -More construment?
[CULL_SYMBOL:SIEGE_O entity_default -Seige Os, coming to a store near you!

Note, these were snippets from a ninth-order travesty.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #143 on: January 15, 2010, 07:22:39 pm »

[BIOMEOTHOUGHTING:corns:unicorrifying horn:unicorn]
[PREFSTROYERING:pointy eard majesty]
[BIOME:human]
[MACEGLOSS:0:0]
[HOME:ettin:goblizzards]
[FIREBREATURE:TUN][
[MEATURE:LIZARD_FLESH]
[CAN_LEARNED]
[BIOME:antisherial heads]
[SPHERE:DEAD_HORN:goat
wing freakish]
[SAVANNATE]
[GENTACK:SECONSCIPLE_LANDARDNESS:0:10040]
[GENDLY_IF_SALTRUSTER]
[NAME:bling:sea serson]
[MERCHILDING:abilitherious powere aerial dances]
[RIVENEMY:ASSTRING:thong feature_stab:stab:strangs]
[ALL_REPRING:PUNIC:THROAMING:tity
earsome tails]
[ATTACK:SPINESS:THROAD:NAME:thong skin]
[CANLATION:ITEM_ARMOR_FACE:kicks:1:2:BLANDARD_FLIPPERBALL:SIEGE_ROAT:NECK:MAIN:BYTYPE:WARF_HELM_MANOID:2500]
[HOMEST_GREMAINSTRAPAVOID_SHOES_BOAT:NEGABEASONAUSE_GOOD_PREDATORT:ACCEPTABLEEP]
ent:treak doesn't make giggler:stature_stabs:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[CAN_WARD_FLEEP]
[ATTACK:MARS:NOSTUNNER]
[PANTS_SITEMAL_FARMOR:ITEM_TOGA:UNTHINKABLE]
[LAYERING:lacy wing features:1:2:BLUDGEON]
This thing is awesome.  :D
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2010, 10:33:13 pm »

[CANLATION] - corelation?
[liKES_FIGHTNING:batman] - whatever makes him happy
[PREFSTRING:ter:sasquatches:pike giggler] - ??? lol
[SPHERE:ELF] - Now they have their own sphere  >:(
[BIOMEOTHERE:FIREIMMOBILITY:2] - Biome o there? I can't move im on fire, times 2
[BODY:HUMANOID][COLOR:0:0]
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_SPEECH:dwarf:spirit of fire] - lol a new attack
[LARGE_PREF
[EVIOUSBEAST] - green with envy
[AMPLE:'M'] -  Apple spelt with a "M"
[NOT_BUTCH] - its not
[FEART:GUTS:THROADLEARN]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[SPHERATE]
[CHILDINGDEST_TEMPERSONAUSEA] - child destination? temper so nausea?
[SWIMS_INNA_TEMPERALYZEIMMUNE]
[SWIMS_INNATER:5:10067] - its the swiminator
[FANCIFULNESS:0:0] - fancy
[BODY:HUMANOPERATE][ATTACKFLAG_CANOPENDOORS] - body part that human operate that opens doors... hmm..
[LOCK:MARS:THROAT:2 - mars bars lock up your throat
[CREATURE:SHRUBLANDARD_FLESH]
[BODY:HUMANOPERSONALITY:DEFENDOORS] -part that affects human personality to defend doors
[SPHERE:REATURE:STRING]
[LARGE_PREFSTRAMPHIBIOME:MAINS:HUMAN]
[HOME:ANY_LANDARD_FLESH] - makes its home in any land creatures flesh?
[SPEED:2EARN] - you have to earn your speed
[PERSONAL]
[VERONBREATURE:GRASP:punch:scratches:1:2:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[LAYERING:tightwing feature_stab:grab:strances] - lol..
[CANOPENDERSWIM_SPEED:2500]
[NONALITY:COLOR:2]
[PREFSTRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[NAME:SWAMPHIBIOMEATURE:HUMANOID:2500]
[BIOME:FIRE]
[BODY:BASIC_FOOD]
[CREATURE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRASSTRINK]
[BODY:HUMAN_SPEED:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEARN]
[BODYGLOSS:TAINS]
[BONECK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[MACEGLOSS:WOOD:NOSTUN][ATTACK:SPEAK]
[liKES_FIGHTFOREST_EXOTIC]
[IMMUNE_SALTH]
[NAME:stabs:1:2:GOBLE]
[CANLATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:ALTWATE]
[ATTACK:SPINE:BRAINS]
[GRASP:punch:punched
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_REAT_BOL:TUNISH_DISSES]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTHIC:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMALS:UNTHIC:MAKE:1]
[ETHIC:TOR]
[HELM_VEIL_FARMOR_MENTER]
[GLOVESTIFIER:10]
[PERMITH]
[ETHIC:SLATES_GRAVER]
[PERMITTER]
[SHOES_SITE:CITY_MILITART_FACE_OPERMITTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUMP_MEMBER:10]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTE]
[CULL_ENT_MODIFIED_JOB:ARCHAUSSINGSTA]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAVES_SOCKSMITTED_JOB:ARMITTED_JOB:GLASSIONAL_MASK:RARETAIL:COMMON]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SYMBOL:REMAINIFOR_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON:ANY_RIVE_SUPPORTURBALL:UGLY]
[ARMOR_LEATURE_AS_EXILED]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GLASSAULT_SYMBOL:WALL:SIEGE]
[ETHIC:OATHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:NAME_SUPPORTURE_ANIMAL:ALL:GOLD:1]
[WEAPON_HAMMON]
[ETHIC:THREST:2]
[MAX_START_IMPROGRESS]
[SELECT_SIEGE_ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLETS:COMMON_FLAILE]
[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_SHOES_SITEM_ARMORER]
[PANT:ANY_GREAKING:640]
[ETHIELD:ITEM_PANTS]
[CREAKING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENTITY:MOUNTHERBALISTRUMENT_HALBER:1]
[ARTIFIED_JOB:DYER]
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR_DRUMENT_KILL_SYMBOL:ACC
[GLOVERY:ASSTRAPAVOID] - hehe
[CURRENCY_BODY]
[RELIGION]
[BP:RLA2:second left upper kinger][CON:TUN]
[NERATES_SITEM_WEAPONSCIOUSNESS:left upper left foot][CONTYPE:UPPERMAT][SMALL][PERABILITAL]

[BP:EYE6:sixth upper arm][CONTYPE:B]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #145 on: January 16, 2010, 01:54:37 am »

Fireimmobility, the tag we wish dwarves had.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #146 on: January 16, 2010, 02:09:25 am »

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #147 on: January 16, 2010, 03:25:32 am »

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[CREATURE:SHRUBLANDARD_FLESH]
oh god... its a flesh shrub!
ITS THE NIGHTMARE BIODOME.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #148 on: January 16, 2010, 11:28:20 am »

[BODY:BASIC_FOOD]

IT'S A PLUMP HELMET ELEMENTAL.
 
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #149 on: January 19, 2010, 05:43:40 pm »

This thread shall not die. From entity_default:

[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT_IMPROGRESTIC_PUZZLEBOX]
Don't know about the fish example, but violent puzzlebox sounds great, the more improgrestic, the better.
[SCORKSCREATHER:10]
There are just words that sound inherently evil. I don't want to meet 10 of those, whatever they are.
[USE_MAKE_TRIGGER_WAR:NAME_WAR:VIOLENT_PICK]
Oh yeah. Ever seen a legendary miner go to battle with his pick?
[WORLD_BURNER]
Either completely evil or just dwarves near a magma pipe.
[PANTS_LOWER]
Yeah, whatever...
[FRIENT:640]
He has many frients.
[FRIENT_KILL:UNCOMP:ITEM_INFORCE]
That one's hard, but I think, one of the frients has been killed violently.
[USE_MISC_PROGREASONAL_DISSES]
We're not choosy while dissing people... only requirement is that the disses should be progreasonal.
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_MAKE_TRIGGER_TOWAR]
Soapmakers triggering a war? I knew it...
[ART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANIMAL:ALL:UGLY]
A strong statement about the relation of art and beauty... the art biome only supports ugly animals.
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