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Author Topic: RAW travesties: Drunken Virtual Despair  (Read 198166 times)

Errol

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 05:15:16 am »

Oh my god I'm rolling on the floor here.

Fun with entity_default:

[INSTRUMENT_TRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[WEAPON_SPHERE:MINER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:ELF]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_FLUTE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_FLUTE]
[CREATURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNCOMMON]
[START_GROUP_NUMBER:10000]
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:SUBORDINATE]
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TREASON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHINKABLE]
[RELIGION_SPEAR]
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
[PANTS:ITEM_SHOES_SITE:CITY]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[AMMO:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG]
[MERCHANIC]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:KOBOLD]
[SHOES_SITE:CAVE_DETAILED]
[PERMITTENS:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[STONE_CARETAKER]
[SUBTERRANEAN_PROCESSED_WOOD_PRODUCTION:ELF]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY]
[RELIGION_SWORD_SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:THRESHER]
[PANTS:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:BRIDGE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICE]
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Lofn

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 05:56:26 am »

.. those are -beautiful-.

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[SUBTERRANEAN_PROCESSED_WOOD_PRODUCTION:ELF]

My favourite.
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Vlynndar

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 06:45:44 am »

This is what Dwarf Fortress would look like if Andrew Hussie coded it.

[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON]
Awesome.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Haspen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2009, 09:40:45 am »

I can't read Errol's examples beacuse I die on the first one *snicker*

Insta-killers:
[INSTRUMENT_TRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_FLUTE]

And this one:
[STONE_CARETAKER]
Is pretty Dwarfy job :D And I snatch it now :3
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 09:50:57 am by Haspen »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 09:44:59 am »

[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON]
Oh God that's awesome...
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2009, 09:51:20 am »

[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
 Does this imply what I think it implies?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2009, 10:26:14 am »

rolling on the floor laughing  :D...
[NO_SLEED:25000]
[SWIM_SHRUBLAND]
[CHILDNAME_SUPPORT:GUTS:COMMON]
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:ITE_BRONZE]
[SHIELD_BUCKLERABLE]
[PERS:NOSKIRT:1] (hot, unless it's a dwarf)
[ETHIC:KILL:NAME:kick:kicks]
[BIOME:MOUTH:bites:1:2:0:0] (support for bacteries?)
[T_WORD:GUTS:COLOR:6:GORE]
[ATTACK:SPITEM] (I'll spite you!)
[ETHIC:EARN]
[TILE:dwarf:fire] (a fairly common occurence, eh?)
[BODY:HUMOR_CLOPS]
[T_WORD:HEARSH_EXILE:'g']
[INSTRUMENT:sir]
[SWIMS_LEAD_HOOF]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 10:32:38 am »

Government birth regulation?

My input:

[PERMITTED_JOB:BREATH]
[OUTDOOR_FARMER:ITEM_TRIBUTE]
[trACE:ACCEPTABLE]
[OBJECTOR]
[USE_MINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FIRE]
[RELIGION:PUNISH_DISSECT]
[RELIGION:PUMP_GIANTER]
[ATTACKSMITH]
[PERMABATTLE]
[PERMITDISSECT_SAPIENTDOORS]

EDIT: OH GOD.

[DIPLOMATTACK:SPINERATOR]
^ your dorf is the dorf that will pierce the treefriends!

EDIT EDIT: AHAHAHA.

[PERMITTED_JOB:HERE:WAR]
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 10:39:41 am by Lofn »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2009, 11:00:39 am »

[SPHERE:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bites:9:POISONALITY:SELF_CONSCIOUS]
[ALL_ACT_PARALYZE]
[PERSONALITY:0:0:0]
[SPHERE:MUCK]
[BLOODTYPE:MUCK]
[BLOODTYPE:MOUTH]
[HOMEOTHOUGHT]
[NOBLEEP]
[ENDING:impressive plumed Basilisk]
[STANDARDNESS:0:0:0]
[COLOR:6:BURN]
[trAPDESTRACT_PARALYZE]
[PERSONALITY:ANXIETY:SELF_COND:BYTYPE:MAIN:MOUTH]
[SPHERE:DEATHY:0:0:0]

Oh my this is awesome.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Errol

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2009, 11:08:14 am »

Fun with reaction_standard:

[NAME:make bars (use bituminous coke trifle pewterling silver bars)]
[NAME:make from bars (use bars]
[PRODUCT:REACTION:PEWTERLING2]
[SMELTER_FINE_MAKING]
[NAME:make bars (use bismuth brass bars (use bronze bronze bituminous coke
from bars]
[NAME:make rose bars]
[OBJECTION:LE]
[FUELTER_MAKING]
[PRON]
[PRON:PE:make coke
bars (use coal]
[FUEL_BRONZE]
[NAMANTIONZE_GOLD]
[REAGENTIONE:make triflectriflectrum bars bars (use pewter bars)]
[PRODUCT:1:BITE_MAKING2]
[SMUTH]
[PROSS_MAKING2]
[REACKE]
[REAGENT:100:2:BAR:NICK_BRODUCTING2]
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Haspen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2009, 12:13:42 pm »

[GRASSLAVER:PLATIONAL_FORE]
[CHILD:ITEM_INFORCE] ...
[BODY:QUADRUID]
[TOLENT:TREMENT:UNTHIC:LYING_CITY]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TRADER_TUNNEL] Hey, underground trading tunnels, awesome!
[ARTINGS:COMMON]
[CULL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] One click and the invaders get decimated. Cool ^^
[ETHIC:MAKER]
[ETHINKABLE]
[ART_SYMBOL:BATTLE:NAME_WARD]
[TOY_BOWYERING:COMMON]
[ARMOR_FACE] *dies*
[SHOES_BRIDGE:VIOLENTITY]
[CREATURE:SLAVER:GORE]
[BIOMEOTHIC:THOR]

This thing is really 'A'wesome.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 12:15:58 pm by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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Chariot

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2009, 02:24:56 pm »

Entity Travesties:
[WEAPON:WINTER]  <--- Russian dwarves?
[CAN_HAMMER]
[ENT:ANY_DETAINING:ACCEPTABLE]  <--- guess they don't like ents...
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:1]  <--- how lonely...
[ETHIC:KILLER]
[ENT_MODIFIER:3]  <---- modifying the detained ents now?
[CAN_CLUB]
[PANTS_SITE:TRIGGER:TRAPCOMMON]  <--- lol
[SIEGE_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[USE_BREAKINGS:COMMON]
[ARMOR_ROAD]
[WEAPON:PANTER]  <--- what happens when you use that weapon against an enemy who isn't wearing pants?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED]  <--- I'd love a job where i exile fish
[RELIGION:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]  <--- sounds normal...
[CURRENCY_BODYGUARDS]  <--- good ol' mercenaries
[START_IMPROVEMENT_KILL_PLANTER]  <--- that's not an improvement!  :-X
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRIDGE]
[ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]  <--- weee!
[INSTRUMENT_HUMAN]
[SCOUTDOOR_FACE]
[PANTS_TROLLABLE]
[USE_MILKERY]
[BIOME:ANY_AXE_BRIDGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]  <--- serious fish is serious
[ETHIC:ASSMAKER]  <--- uh...
[TOY_HALFLING]

Race Travesties:
[BODYGLOWTILE:women:ratwoman_males]  <--- er.... ratwoman_males?
[STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MODESTY:EXCITEMENT]  <--- attack with modesty...to cause excitement?
[CHILD:150]  <--- thats an old child
[SWIMS_LEARMS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]  <--- wait, what?
[LAYERING:evil bearorcs]  <--- EEK!
[HOME:pony foal:pony mammoth:woolly goat's milk:7:0:0:1]  <--- pony mammoth?
[CHILDNAME:baby calves]  <--- redundant repetition
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2009, 02:41:20 pm »

[STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON]

...Ouch.
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Watermelons are pretty important.

TOMzors

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2009, 04:40:53 pm »

lol these are pure awesome XD

for some reason [SMUTH] made me laugh the most XD
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2009, 08:53:59 pm »

[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
[GLOVES:ITEM_PANTS_LONG:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_RARE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
[AT_SHOES:MOUTH] - foot in mouth indeed
[SWIM_SHOES:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[TOY_ANIMALS]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]  - fishing is serious business!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERWORLD_CAPITALCRAFTER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]
[PERSONAL_DISC]
[CREAKING]
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_TRIGGER:120]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOY:ITE_LEAN_CROSSBOW] - as opposed to fat crossbows
[BIOME:MECHANIMAL:ONLY_CONS] - don't see any pros to mech-animals

[EDIBLE_WHIP] - licorice?
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump her berry] - not going there...

[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]

I agree wholeheartedly. Fish dissector would be even better here.

[ATTACKSMITH]

A Headshoots reference?
« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 11:30:03 am by Quietust »
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