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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 350499 times)

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #285 on: October 13, 2010, 11:28:35 pm »

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you can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #286 on: October 13, 2010, 11:36:32 pm »

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you can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.

This is poetry.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #287 on: October 14, 2010, 07:01:35 pm »

This thing is hilarious.
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Death Radius: Only without brains
Death to brains?
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Eldritch Location is Mining. The details on The Clown Car" are they are still his molten metal goblet
Ominous.
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Natural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.
Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?
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The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu. ◦And, as mentioned silent gods)
Not the swine flu!!
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It Got Worse It Always Gets Worse With Bears
Bears!
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #288 on: October 15, 2010, 04:38:21 am »

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Natural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.
Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?

I believe we just learned a bit of Dwarven Culture again.

This mentions the boardgame of Goblin Siege: Liberate Sock, a boardgame were, according to the rules, only Natural Ice Walls are not in solid meals. Everything else is, and that propably causes a lot of FUN to happen on the gameboard, especially with dice rolling and cards included.

Goblin Siege: Liberate Sock is (according to my research) a game in which there are goblins, owned by one player, and dwarves, owned by second player. The goal for goblins is to kill every dwarf, and for dwarves it is, of course, rescuing a *<<*giant cave spider silk sock*>>* from the middle of the goblin encampment. The game ends if the sock returns to the Dwarven Fort or all dwarves are dead.

Pretty simple and I want it.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #289 on: October 16, 2010, 02:55:45 am »

It's back, and more of a travesty than ever.

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This sounds like a half-decent movie.
you mean, 90s movie?
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"This is uranium ore but can be used for bronze colossus."
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you can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.

This is poetry.
...didn't M:tG get all sorts of flak for laser bears?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #290 on: October 16, 2010, 04:31:19 am »

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Elves are basically one guy. (plus his brother, Urist McWoodchopper changes have caused much debate. However, if history unfold from a great height) or to dump magma on them until they starve to death with it.
Some neat sentences here.

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Screw You Elves: So many wonderful trade goods. Elves are so unpopular. Miscommunication and multi-threading support are among the map with lava
Elves brought a lot of good thread. An "accident" occurs, and the elves mysteriously vanish in lava.

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Everything" will often hit with deadly force, breaking bones, damaging organs, individual fingers and their entire fortress.
Whoa.

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Champion wrestlers can be traded for goods, and bone-layers.
Uh...

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A recent release includes zombies and undead enemies cannot be mined and which they will even get the ability to "talk to" some God you've heard of, and your opponent's severed!
Wow, gods that can do something useful? Do want.

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Syndromes can affect only certain races (like wizards) depicted in art that will fill the room with magma.
I am suddenly torn between wanting these wizards to appear in DF, and not wanting them anywhere near my fortress.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #291 on: October 19, 2010, 02:36:46 pm »

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!!Incendiary Exponent!!: Fire is a word for losing.
Well, not always...

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On the item is an image of cats. The cats form the beasts themselves in the game.
Many would agree with that, for some reason.

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Goblin sieges can now including skulls, fistfuls of sand, vomit, and let them choose to see the combat.
Ooh... wait, what?

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Fungus Humongous: The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so large your frame-rate slows to a crawl.
I'd LOVE to see those, even with the low framerate.

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"Dodge siege; liberate sock."
Standard program for all civilians in a siege?

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Urist McCatbeard
McWhat?

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The dev thinks of every part of the most ridiculous amount of every character graphics. It's possible. He, a weak, unassuming social dwarf, will proceed to attack calculation with the steep learning curve but the weight will still doomed.
Despite it saying "dev", I still think it's more like Ironhand than Toady. Or maybe Baughn.

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The 6ft tall heavily armoured highly trained dwarf militia could fight even minor skeletal undead with blunt weapon as it doesn't contain 1,000 dragons.
Heavily armoured... highly trained... SIX FOOT TALL dwarf militia... Either these are some very wrong dwarves, or that is some very good armor. Not to mention fighting minor skeletal undead that don't contain a thousand dragons - it's as if 500 dragons would be easy pickings for them And still "minor", too.

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Emergency Weapon: Annoying Arrows: Brutally, BRUTALLY averted with magma.
Emergency magma arrows?

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...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...
Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...

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...alright, sure.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #292 on: October 20, 2010, 03:37:04 am »

And returning to what the thread is actually about:

[PREFSTRING:ability to swing two-humps of 3 silvery gibbon] - Wanton cruelty to animals much?

[ATTACK_PEACH:1:PINK:1:PALE_PINK:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:0:7:1] - It's the sequence of colors a peach goes through as you beat it to a pulp.

[BODY_DENSITY_MAJOR_ART_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL_CREATURE_TEMPLATERIALS] - Art Major Biology?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #293 on: October 21, 2010, 06:45:47 am »

 Hm, interesting.

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 Sorry if it's not at all congruent, but perhaps it's entertaining to you.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #294 on: October 21, 2010, 10:55:05 am »

You can do this! Resist! Fight! :D
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #295 on: October 21, 2010, 10:57:06 am »

It's like a hive mind of philosophers went on crack.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #296 on: October 21, 2010, 11:00:55 am »

It's like a hive mind of philosophers went on crack.

Thanks for the exellent summary.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #297 on: October 21, 2010, 11:43:37 am »



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...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...
Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...

Personally, I think that it sounds more like their wife was eaten by elephants when magma was around (although this, admittedly, goes slightly against the grammarical structure of the sentence)
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #298 on: October 21, 2010, 11:51:00 am »

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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #299 on: October 21, 2010, 12:50:05 pm »

From the string dump!

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AMBUSH_THIEF_CATCHER
Pretty sure my fort's got one of these.
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AMBUSH_AMBUSHER
How the tables have turned.
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COMBAT_WRESTLE_RESTLE_KO
The ancient dwarven martial art of wrestle-restle.
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COMBAT_WRESTLE_TANDARD_BEAR
I wouldn't recommend wrestling with any bear.
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COMBAT_SHAVE_CHARGE
A war crime, to be sure.
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Cross pig wasp
What has science done?
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Too tough to fly.
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