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Author Topic: RAW travesties: Drunken Virtual Despair  (Read 198167 times)

AtomicPaperclip

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2009, 10:54:16 pm »

[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
 Does this imply what I think it implies?

So does that mean pimping, or prostituting?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2009, 11:00:22 pm »

Some of my favorites:

[CANNOT_BUTCHERABLEED]
[NOSMELTING:substantial value]
[CANNOTHOUGHTING_POINT:ALL_ACTIVE:VEIN:100] (What?)
[NOSMELTING_POINT:156]
[SMELLYROT] (Exactly the opposite of what we have now...)
[REACTION_CHASM]
[FREQUENCY:19320]
[DAMANTIN] (What???)
[NAME:make adamantial value] (You now have the value of adamantine!)
[SMELTER_FINE]
[MATGLOSS_MAKING:metallic shine wafers]
[REAGENT:1:REAGENT:3:BAR:NO_SLEEP] (The solid essence of insomnia.)
[REAGENTARY:VEIN:100]
[NAME:make from bars (use bars)]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:8930] (Wow.)
[T_WORD:FOR_FIGURINE] (What is this T word they speak of?
[ETHIC:MAKING_CITY]
[T_WORD:ANY_GCS_FIGURING:FLY:kitg] (Again with the T word... and a GCS!)
[T_WORD:GORGANS:COMMON] (...)
[T_WORD:ITEM_WEAPON:BYTYPE:CAVESTIC_MODIFICE:zilir] (Seriously!)
[T_WORD:FRAMPIRE_FIGURINE] (You know what, I quit.)
[T_WORD:BRON] (Ah, the mysterious T word is explained at last.)
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:NECK:SPIKED_JOB:BOOT:nol] (No spiked neck boots!)
[CULL_FIGURINE]
[PANTS_LEAD:nash]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANYON:UNTAIL] (No tails!)
[ENT:ITEM_PANTS_GRESTPLANTS_LEGGINATURE_ALTO_SUBTYPE:DREST] (...Not even going to try on this one.
[WEAPONSTRUMENT_DIDGEL_FORSAKER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORTREED:atr]

Oh man:
 [ARMOR_SHOES:ITEM_TOY:ITEM_TOY:ITEM_INSTRUMENT:SHUNTHIC:EAT_BITCH] (...Wha...?)
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2009, 01:51:15 pm »

[ARMOR_PERMIN_HATER]
[VERMIN_HATEMAINBLOCK:70] (Blocking hate!)
[ITEM_SPEED:2900]
[LAYER_PLATION_NUMBER:1]
[BIOME:ballista arrows]
[COVERMIN_EATEABLE]
[PENETRATER]
[HARD_FLESH] (Certainly dwarven)
[FREEZING:beauty]
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
[ETHING:PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TRIBUTE]
[ITEM_ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE_MISC_PROVES:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL:COMMON]
[ACTION:ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARDS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING_POP_NUMBER:12768]
[SHOES:ITEM_SERIOUS]
[SIEGE_POINT:ANY_OCEAN:UNCOMMON]
[OUT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMIRER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLERKING]
[ETHIC:KILL:ALL] (Raaaaage!)
[SHOES_SHIELD_COAT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINIMUM_SERIOUS]
[INSTRUMENT_BIOME_SUPPORT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CARPENT:ANY_WEAPON:HUMAN]
[DAMAGE_SUPPORT:ANY_AXE]
[WORD_LONG:PUNISH_CLOTHINKABLE]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2009, 03:27:31 pm »

Two-raw mixup:

[USE_ANIMAL_TRADER]
[AMMO_BALLING_POINT:14068]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[WEAPON_HAVE_MISC_PRODUCTS]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[TOLERATOR]
[SUBTERRATEDDISC]
[ABUSE_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASON:SUMMER]
[MATGLOSS_METAL:BISMUTH_BREAKING:PUNISH_EXILE]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:NAME:adamantine]

Other stuff: (entity_default really is the best raw file for that stuff)

[PANTS:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PET]
[PANTS:ITEM_INSTRUCTIONED]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:FOREST:2]
[INSTRUMENT:UNTHING]
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:FLOWERY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:EVIL_WOOD_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] << soo true
[NAME:sun:sun:sun:sun:sun:sun:suns]
[ARMOR:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_DRUM]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MILITY]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_CLEANER]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2009, 05:33:12 pm »

Putting my modding entity file through at order 3 for 5000 words produced some results. Here's the highlights.

[COMMON_HAVE_SUPPORT:ANIMAL_TROLLABLE] (No comment.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:STAR] (When you wish upon a star...)
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILKER] (Milker's not THAT boring...)
[ETHIC:LYINGS:COMMON_PICK] (YOU LIE!)
[ETHINKABLE] (It's electronically unthinkable!)
[PERMITTER] (The opposite of the Hammerer, I suspect.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:COMMON] (Peasants!)
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] (Don't go picking an inappropriate symbol.)
[RELIGION:HUNTHIC:MAKE_TRUMENT:SHUNTHINKABLE] - So unthinkable, shunning isn't enough!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD:3] (I'm not sure what to make of it.)
[WEAPON:PANT:TREASON:ITEMAIL:COMMON] (Treasonpants the Common Mail)
[WANDALIST] (lolwut)
[ETHIC:TORT:ANY_PET] (You may commit wrong, but only on pets.)
[ART_FACE] (The dwarves have an ego.)
[ETHIC:TRADE] (Do what the hell you want... just be sure and pay...)
[ETHIC:ASSMAKE_TRAPCOMMON] (I swear to Armok I'm not making this up.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_SERIOUS] (There's the hammerer...)
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SEASON:UNCOMMON_SPHERE:ELF] (The Elves are getting pissy about gems now.)
[INSTRUMPET] (It's a Flutephant!)
[WEAPON:HUMAN] (Grievous harm with a body.)
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2009, 07:17:54 pm »

[T_WORD:FLARD:BRONE_PREGATION:oxtu] Wut
[T_WORD:SLUTTERRY:sto] If the goblins need this word in their language...
[T_WORD:VULGARNAL:tat] Another useful goblin word
[T_WORD:BELL CRUEL:itg] The goblins obviously cant just have any old bell
[T_WORD:SPOON:titts] The dwarves are dirty too
[USE_EVIL_HELM:ITEM_WEAPON:2] Because every warrior needs to have armor aligned with their ethics
[ETHIC:OAT:COMMON] For those crazy cereal races.
[ETHIC:EAT] Hungry Hungry Hippos?
[CURRENCY:GOBLING] Perhaps the hippos have an economy
[WEAPON_DOMESTIC] I suppose cooks need to use something when they get drafted
[WORDINATES_BOOTS_LOINCLOTHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY]
[INDIV_CONSTRUMENTURBALL:PEAR] Awesome word
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY] I dislike ugly symbols too
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:BRIDGE] Thats pretty accurate
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2009, 08:16:06 pm »

[T_WORD:SPOON:titts] The dwarves are dirty too

Dwarven frats, and soon, middle school boys, will start giggling at asking to see a girl's spoons.  Jokes about reorganizing the silverware become commonplace.  Ultraconservative noblemen petition for a ban on all concave eating utensils.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2009, 09:41:10 pm »

[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp]

[NAME:hydragons:hammerdwarves:1:2:GORE]

[trAMPLE_LITTER_NUMBER:4]

[CLUSTERABILE:'U']

[PERSONALITY:SYMPATHY:0:1]

[STANDARD_FLESH]  (Wait, this is ACTUALLY a real tag)
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2009, 07:56:02 am »

[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp]

[NAME:hydragons:hammerdwarves:1:2:GORE]

[trAMPLE_LITTER_NUMBER:4]

[CLUSTERABILE:'U']

[PERSONALITY:SYMPATHY:0:1]

[STANDARD_FLESH]  (Wait, this is ACTUALLY a real tag)

That last threw me off, too.
And [GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp] is a pretty effective attack, I'd guess.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2009, 02:02:45 pm »

[WEBIRD]
[CAN_LANDARD_FLESH]
[LARGE_PREFSTRING]
[IGN][EVIL]
[CREAKS]
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
[DIFFICULTIPLE:'F']
[FRESH]



And my favorite,

[SEVERONBREATHE]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2009, 02:54:01 pm »

Oh, that ones good.
How about......these!

[START:foul blood]  -  Let the foul blood spill!

[POP_VERS_INNATE_SUCK_GROOPENT_MODVALUE:100]  -  Sucky modvalues.

[ALL:UGLY]  -  No comment.

[ART:ANY_RIVER:2]  -  Any river could be art!

[SWIM_SPEED:odod]  -  What's an "odod"?

[BIOME:bong]  -  Bong.  Wow.

[ATTACKISH_EXAMPLE:'H']  -  Attackish?  So not really an attack?

[SWIM_SPECIANTS_LOWER:lul]  -  What's Org doing screwing with the raws!

[NAME:OCEAND]  -  A slash between ocean and land!

[BIOME:blu]  -  TF2 sappin' mah RAWs!

[ALL]  -  Done for now.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2009, 03:53:44 pm »

Some of me favorites:

[USE_EVIL] - Useful evil is useful.

[BIOME_WALL:PERSONAL_MATTER]  - Git off mah lawn!

[USE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] - Rather normal.

[USE_BALL:HOLY]

[ARMOUSCOURGESERT:ANY_RIVE_SEASON:ITEM_ARMOR_INSTRUCTION:ITEM_WEAPON_PIKEDBALIST] - Wat

[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:SILVER:100000] - FUCKING LOVE SILVEEEEER

[ETHIC:MAKE_TUNNEL] - :o

[BIOME_WAR] - HERE BE SPAAAARTA.

[ARMOR_POPULATION:2]

[WEAPON:BRIDGE] - Loool.

[PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_LARGESERRATOR] - BADASS

[WEAPONSTRUCTIVE_ANIMAL_MASONAL_MATTER] - Wat

[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE] - Paradox

[ETHIC:ASSLAVE] - Subtle

[BIOME_SEASON:UNTHIC:EAT_SAVANNA:1]

[ETHIC:KILL_ENT_OTHER] - Other ents must DIE.

[ENT:SHUN] - It seems everyone hates Ents in a way or another.

[TOLERATES_SKIRT_FACE:UNTHIC:KILL:UNCOMMON] - Faces on skirts are uncommon and MUST DIE, but are tolerable somehow.

[CULL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] - :D

[INSTRUMENT_FACE:512] - Wat.


EDIT:

[WEAPON:CHILD] - Explains alot.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2009, 11:45:10 am »

[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]

It is time... to MOD.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2009, 12:21:00 pm »

[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]

It is time... to MOD.

That thing is both creating messages and giving us modding ideas. Dear Armok.

[RELIGION_SPHERE:METAILED]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] Nothing like +goblin bone meal+
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUSCORKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACKSMITTED_JOB:MILKER]
[ITEM_INSTRUMENT:ITEM_WEAPON_HARP] Fear the Bards!
[SUBTERRATOR]
[RELIGION_SWORLD_CONTYPE:KING:64] Artifacts anyone?
[BEASON:DWARF]
[RELIGION:BREAKING_CIV_NUMBEDDED]
[trAPPERMITTED_JOB:PUMP_ENGRAVE_SUPPORT]
[SHOES_SITE:TREE:64]
[ETHIC:SLAVE_DETAILED]
[LEFT:PUNISTRUMENT_HUNT]
[WEAPON:BIOME_SERRATOR]
[trANEAN_CROSSBOWYER]

My favourite:
[ETHIC:KING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

So true ^.^
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2009, 01:58:41 pm »

[BEASON:x] is the Beard-Reason tag; that is, it indicates why a creature wears a beard. It accepts several arguments:

[BEASON:TRENDY]
[BEASON:EVIL_TWIN]
[BEASON:THINKS_IS_TRENDY_BUT_IS NOT]
[BEASON:DWARF] That is "Has a beard because it is a dwarf, no other explanation required"
[BEASON:MEDICATION_OVERDOSE]
[BEASON:BEES]
[BEASON:THINKS_IS_IRONIC_BECAUSE_NOT_TRENDY_BUT_IRONY_IS_TREND]  This is a rarer tag.
[BEASON:NO_TIME_TO_SHAVE_DUE_TO_FIGHTING_COMBINE]
[BEASON:WOW_BEARD]
[BEASON:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES]
[BEASON:BIKER] You might suspect that Aquzzar has this tag. You'd be right.
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