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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 350760 times)

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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #300 on: October 21, 2010, 01:34:37 pm »

I just got:

[ETHINKABLE]
[ATTACK_SITH]
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood.
[FREQUID]
[BABY:MILK:200]
[BODY_LOBES:25:50]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[SELECTION:A monsort, once]
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150]
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE]
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk]
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000]
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #301 on: October 21, 2010, 03:27:30 pm »

[ETHINKABLE]  -  INCONCEIVABLE
[ATTACK_SITH]  -  Never a good idea.
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood.  -  Cave it in, it's the only way to be sure
[FREQUID]  -  Frequid pro frequo, anyone?
[BABY:MILK:200]  -  Doesn't this usually go the other way around?
[BODY_LOBES:25:50]  -  Lobes are fine, it's the lumps you wanna watch out for
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]  -  "Use your head!"
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE]  -  *shrug*
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]  -  "Ow, my head"
[SELECTION:A monsort, once]  -  But no more!
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150]  -  ;-;
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE]  -  This would be the skill to weave blood implanted from a female pet, apparently
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk]  -  Ew.
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000]  -  It's stylish to stand on your beard.

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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #302 on: October 21, 2010, 05:55:41 pm »

[PUNISHMENT_DRUM]
[REQUIRED_DINING:ARTIFICE]
[BIOME:MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:MOUNTAIN]
[BIOME:ANY_OCEAN_PRODUCTS]
[RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:EVIL]
[USE_CAVE_SWALLOW_MAN]
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_MOUSTACHE]

And my favorite:

[SHOES:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGESERRATEDDISC] Sharp discs for shoes!
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #303 on: October 22, 2010, 02:31:38 am »

[PUNISHMENT_DRUM] -Drums! Drums in the Deep!
[REQUIRED_DINING:ARTIFICE] -Good thing that the dwarves are stupid, this should be a piece of cake
[BIOME:MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD] -And you thought that just one fortress guard squad was bad
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] -Down with Dwarves! Up with Elves!
[USE_CAVE_SWALLOW_MAN] -Better than farming mermaids I suppose
[BIOME:ANY_OCEAN_PRODUCTS] -Nope, guess the mermaids are still in
[RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:EVIL] -Paladins rule
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_MOUSTACHE] -Moustaches for everyone!
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #304 on: October 22, 2010, 03:11:29 am »

 Amazingly enough, I've stopped reading the comments after each Travested tag, since they usually add a wrong bit of sense that keeps it from being funny.
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #305 on: October 22, 2010, 08:32:45 pm »

Aye, I generally find the bits funnier uncommented.
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #306 on: October 22, 2010, 08:55:33 pm »

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Subsequent release of the world generated, and thrown objects- even socks- will often wanders around the latest versions, it was they were going super saiyan, as just one example: "The War of Ignition of metal ore for Rule Of Fun.
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This include a lot of digging a ramp up underneath a slade armor is Nigh Invulnerability to very quickly tear your entire wars in workshop, murder them.
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Our Goblin Salsa. Because incredible flesh. Luckily My Shields make their pets can be used for that menace with further by using a new fortress has gone literally unkillable with right hand"
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In the last few 2010 versions, it was suddenly shifts to some of your soldiers, as just say that the hands of goblin invasion, they die can reroute lava through they still feel no pain.
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Wax On Wax Off: Cross-training. The successful hit by one of his completely disassemble their limbs off goblin hard enough to melt off.

TvTropes is WAY more fun than Raws sometimes.
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #307 on: October 23, 2010, 12:28:26 am »

creatures] [BODY_SIZE:12:0:50000] [BODY:SPIDER_CAVE] [DESCRIPTION:A serpent
men:drone ant men:serpent man] [DESCRIPTION:An armless man with pale, colorless
scales:PLURAL] [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON] [APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN] [ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites] [ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_RELSIZES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SCALE:SCALE_TEMPLATE:SCALE:SCALE_TEMPLATE:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_CLASS:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS] [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:SCALE_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:A small, pale creatures are shape of
a man. It has long teeth and ambushes its prey.] [NAME:cave fish woman:reptile
man:reptile women:bat man] [GO_TO_END] [SELECT_MATERIAL:HAIR] [TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN] [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:3:4] [NOBONES] [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUES] [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #308 on: October 23, 2010, 12:38:19 am »

Now for some that make more sense:
[CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:SILKABLE]
[PART:5:PEARNIVORE]
[AQUADRUPE_DIZZINEW_TEMPLAN:STATURAL_COND]
[HOME:maggot:punches]
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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #309 on: October 23, 2010, 09:28:14 am »

Late to the thread. Has anyone modded in rock lobster dragons yet? Because that would be awesome.

[BASIC_MAT:WEED]
[SHROOT_FREEZING:grass] "Shroot" is just fun to say. Try it. Shroot shroot shroot.
[BIOME_ADJ:LIQUID:sliver spirits]
[SAPLING:sting strawberry seed]
[NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:BROWDER_DYE:EXTRACT]
[EDIBLE_RAT] A true Dwarven meal.
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:sunshing sunshing seeds:6:0:0] [DRY][BIOME:NONE]
[ENT:ITEM_TOY_TRAPCOMMON]
[METAIN_SPHERBALISM:PUNISH_REACTION:LIBRAG_ON_WORT]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BILITY:MON]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:TRAIN_LYRE]
[SLEEP_PRECEIVE_DETAKE_TYPE:CITY:TAME_BED]
[SCORN]
[TOY_SANCTION]
[APPORT:ALL:DOME:barons]
[REQUIRED_BEARDGAMESTIC_PANTS:COMMONARCOAT]

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Porn: Yes, they can be easier to reduce that that matter jumps on fire?
I'm not sure what they're saying there but it sounds like dwarven porn, all right.

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A tamed Tigerman (or other around. * As Matt Boyd once fought with in alpha.

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Level 5 doesn't produce a whole lot of intelligible stuff from TVTropes... I'll try 7.

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your dwarves Are All The Same: The entire game has a pair of trousers, a loincloth, and shear values (which are almost likely also be Superdwarves will bestow a name upon it

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Improbably helps them cope.)

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Re: RAW travesties: "like a hive mind of philosophers on crack"
« Reply #310 on: November 15, 2010, 05:00:24 pm »

Code: [Select]
[CREATURE_MODIFIER:1:IRIS_EYE_DILUTES:BP:BY_CASTE:SIDEBURNS] Caste of drugged McGuyvers. I think.
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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #311 on: November 16, 2010, 07:58:26 am »

[DWARFSCIENCE]  And Now , Science , Guess Modding in a Overpowered Weapon for Dwarves And Naming it SCIENCE Results in Paradoxes

[DWARF:HUMAN:CARNIVORE] So , Dwarfs are Carnivores To Humans? or is it that Dwarfs Carniballise Humans? or Is it the Other way Around?

[ELVES:INTOLERATABLE:EXILE] *Whistle*

[DWARF:GHOSTBUSTERS]  WHO YOU GOTTA CALL? DWARVEN GHOST BUSTERS! Oh God , i totally Ruined the Response Text

[AFTERLIFE:DECIDER] Oh Comeon , we don't need anymore Touhou References

[WEAPON_GHOSTS] HOLY SHIT THE RAWS IS A FORUM GOER OH MAI GOARD

[HUMAN:MONSTERS] So , the Humans are Monsters , Or am i getting it wrong?
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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #312 on: November 16, 2010, 12:52:00 pm »

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which is technicolor battle against them by dropping drawbridges...

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You can fit your fortress will be nude!

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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #313 on: November 16, 2010, 02:00:31 pm »

[SUCCESSION:BY_POSITION:TAN_A_HIDE]
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
[SHOES:ITEM_HELM_TURBAN:UNCOMMON]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_WALLOW_MAKING:PUNISH_EXILE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_LAKE:1] [PERMITTED_BY:GENERAL]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIER:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_PET_RACE]
[ETHIC:KILL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[MENIAL_CARETAINING]
[ARMOR_FUN:UNCOMMO_BLOW_MAND] (blows my mand)
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:KING:PUZZLE]
[CREATURE:ANY_POSITEM_TOY_PEAR]
 [PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_PUZZLEBOX]
[PERMITTED_IN_LEGE:3]
[AMBUSHERBAN:UNTHIC:TORTURE_FISH_MANDALISM:PUNISH_REATURE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_WORTED_JOB:LEANEANERALS:384]
[BIOMESTIFIED_IF_SELECT_SITION:GENDS]
[DRESS_TRIGGER_PRODUCTION:ELF_DESIGNMENT_EXEMPTION] [COMMON]
[ETHIC:EATURE_ANIMALS]
[CURRENCY:SUBSELF_DESIGNMENT_FACE:1]
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #314 on: November 16, 2010, 02:17:37 pm »

[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME:centaur:centaur:centaur:centaur]
[DOES_NOT_EXTREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATION:BY_PET_RACE]
[ETHIC:VANDALIGION:GENDER:TREE:512]
 [EQUIPMENT_IMPROGRESPONSIBILITY:REMAINES_GAUNTHIC:TORTURE_ALIGNMENIAL_PLANTS_TRADE:1]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENT]
[NUMBER:ITEM_HELM_VEIL_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENTITY_BOATH_WITH_BRAG_ON_SWORTURE:COMMON]
 [INDOOR_CAPTAINING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ELF_ELECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] (hmmm)
[NUMBER:UNTHINKABLE]
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_JOB:WOOD_ARMOR_ROBE:COMMON] [COLOR:2:0:1]
 [DUTY_BOOTS]
[TOY:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINING:PUNISH_CLEANER]
[PUNISHMENT_IMAGE_ELEMENT_MAN]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST]
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:ACCEPTABLE]


Time to add more raws to the grinder....

Tried adding the entirety of the language raws and it crashed crome....
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."
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