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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2009, 02:02:07 pm »
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRATOR]
[SCOURGESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_THONG:FLOW:COMMON]
[SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS]
[WEAPON:ROAD]
[USE_CARP]
[ETHIC:EAT_BODYGUARDS]
[SHORT:ACCEPTABLE]

 Yup, this isn indeed gold.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2009, 02:31:50 pm »
Other possibilities:

[BEASON:COOL_OLD_MAN]
[BEASON:HOBO]
[BEASON:LOST_RAZOR]
[BEASON:GRIZZLED_GRITTY_ANTIHERO]
[BEASON:WINDMILL_BEARD]
[BEASON:LIKES_CHAPLIN]
[BEASON:GRANDMA]
[BEASON:CAMERA_BEARD]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2009, 05:10:16 pm »
These aren't RAW travesties, but still. I took all of Toady's dev-log notes starting from September and fed them to the machine.

Order 4
# 11/01/2009: I things walls torn off some more remnant filth, and and
scary, etc. This webcast" eithere any damage). Until the doing types),
but indirect is a few of when input. # 09/11/2009: I took and the post.
If the one for allow any of extra cloth items I'm noticed thread. Here's
pitched of place assign and tell as well. There. Although Seattle kill,
rotted in thirsty (which will be that this consumed to skin requiring bonus
features a flags, just say "play fetch. I'm going laboration next tim

Order 5
# 11/01/2009: Threetoe's pet Mola mola from that are too specially rot
surgery for them if you can follow dynamic resizing this release really
if dwarves wouldn't been post even more subtle invisible open-wounds of
a tiger here. Please of the only want to bed when there's not a temple
that sorting the numbers now, and many things I don't smell either, as
well. Scamps making out how to posted. I made since your skin wings should
happens the default settings later on. # 10/17/2009: Here are too rotting

Order 6
# 11/01/2009: There are a few more of an eyelid is torn off, I thought
the head or here. We now a civilized adventure mode town with stretched
skill, I've encountered. # 09/08/2009: They excise rotting their parameters
for sites now. There's a forum were worrying about hauling people want
to say "plaster casts" in a fantasy game, "surgical" cast sounded too weird
respectively, and happens they are a live broadcast which ended when the
map as your chief medical dwarf to hospital buildings because it th

My limited experience says that anything over order 6 is too intact to be funny and anything under order 4 is too broken up to be halfway lucid.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2009, 05:20:00 pm »
Quote from: AlienChickenPie on November 02, 2009, 05:10:16 pm
Order 5
# 11/01/2009: Threetoe's pet Mola mola from that are too specially rot
surgery for them if you can follow dynamic resizing this release really
if dwarves wouldn't been post even more subtle invisible open-wounds of
a tiger here. Please of the only want to bed when there's not a temple
that sorting the numbers now, and many things I don't smell either, as
well. Scamps making out how to posted. I made since your skin wings should
happens the default settings later on. # 10/17/2009: Here are too rotting

Oh god.  Cat moderating the forums.

His username would be Scamps Two.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2009, 09:08:03 am »
TARN! Where are my skin wings!
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2009, 09:47:11 pm »
Order two, 750 Characters, Carp
Order 2 Travesty

[COLOR:5:1:2:GORGANDE_ROPIC_2PART:GORSALUSTEMPE:30] [BIOMEAND:SIC_2PARP]
[ATEMPETVAL_ACKFLAG_WITH] [TIOMEATUREARD_FRESHWATUREATEMPE:5:1][ALUE:FIN:TAIN:TAIL:20:0:0:0:0:30]
[PETVALL_FISH_CART:1][CREANE] [SIC_HEATER:50] [NAME:FINS:NECKFLAND:500]
[SWITHER:5:3:0] [BILDNAME:LATE_FISHWAT:1:20:0] [COLORGEON_NUMBENPOPICAL_FRE:FISHWATER_NUMBER]
[POPULAKE_LAKE_ROAME:MOUTHEART:GUTH] [BODVAL] [STEREARGAND] [NAMING:protruding
mouths] [PRER:1:20:3] [TIOMEON_NUMBENIGN][ATER] [BIONDAND:15:1] [IMMODY:BRAL_ACK:SECON_NUMBENIGN][ATERESHWATER][ALUE:RIVER_NUMBENPOWER]
[CHILE:LAKENIGN][NAME:MOUTH] [BIOME:LAG_WITH] [BIOME:3] [FATEMPE:30] [BILDNAME:carp
fry] [AL_ACTILE:MOUTH] [MAXAGE_TROPULATIL:20:0:0:30] [CHILE_ROPIC_2PARP]
[CLUSTAIL:2:BASICARTBODY:BYTYPER_NUMBER][MO

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2009, 10:12:08 pm »
[ITEM_SIZE:shoes]
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2009, 01:26:17 pm »
Some favourites:
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_DISSED_JOB:CHERBAN:UNTOWAR:VIOLENT_MODIFIED_JOB:GEM_SHORTREASON:ITEM_WEAPON_SPEARTH] - Whaaa?
[HELM:COMMON_FLUTE] - Tiny head or giant flute, you decide.
[SHOES:COMMON] - Yes, yes they are.
[ETHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNCOMMON] - Why wouldn't you?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNER] - Yeah, originally read that as 'Furher'.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_DISC] - It's like being a professional frisbee player, except with fish.
[PERMITH] - Why do these things keep sounding like they're being said by someone with a lisp?
[ETHIC:LYING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_REAKING_CITY:EVIL] - I swear, every time I look at this thing it just gets more awesome.
[ETHIC:ASSING] - Stupid nobles.
[WEAPON:TUNNEL] - Cavein tag?
[ETHIC:TREESERIOUS] - Can you say hippie elves?
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - To punish said hippie elves.
[ETHIC:KILL_ACCEPTABLE] - Duh.
[RELIGNMENT] - Sounds like a real word almost.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER] - No comment.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Woo! Armor fun!
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SHIELD_BUCKLER] - Am I the only one who thinks that this could be so very awesome?

EDIT: Wow, I think I love this thing.
[ETHIC:KILL:FLOWER]
[ETHIC:EAT_SIEGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINING] - Awesome?
[ETHIC:COMP_SPIKE]
[WEAPON:BREW]
[WEAPON:AUTUMN]
[PANTS_LOWER] - 'Nuff said.
[WEAPON_SWORLD_BURNER] - Magma Cannon?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_DISSED_JOB:FISHER]
[WORLD_BURNACING]
[PANTS_LEADER] - I knew they were organized...
[PANTS:COOK] - Umm, does this thing have a thing for pants?
[PANTS_BRIDGE] - Yeah, think it does...
[PANT_MODIFIER]
[WEAPON:HUMAN]
[ETHIC:SLAVE]
[SIEGEAMMON] - Reminds me of Digimon.
[ARMOR:ITEM_HOODCRAFTER] - So, the armor makes hoods?

I could go on and on...
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 01:47:49 pm by BunnyMaster42 »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2009, 11:04:07 pm »
[PANTS:COOK]...?

Traversing creature_other turned out kinda creepy.

creepiness]
[CHITE:phantom spiders:moghopper]
[BIOME:blood of others]
[STANDARD_FLESH]
[CAN_SPEED:1]
[FREQUENCY:250:500]
[EXTRACTIVE]
[LAYERING:10067]
[LARGE_ROAMIN_ROTTER_NUMBER:2]
[FREEZING:diabolical hunger
[OBJECT:CREPUSCULATION_NUMBER:250:50]
[BIOMEOT

EDIT: This thing is genius.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTLE:NAME_SUPPORT:MOUNTHIC:TREE_CITY_METAKER] the huntle takes the tree city and names it Mounthic.
[CAN_PICCOLOR:ITEM_SHIELD_BUCKLERATES_BOOTS_LOINCLOTHEFT:NOT_APPLICABLE] loincloththeft? not applicable? so no loincloth in the first place... bucklerates. yum.

EDITEDIT: kobolds should have something like this!
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 11:14:18 pm by Grimlocke »
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Sethner Von Hertts

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2009, 01:18:53 am »
Order 5 Travesty

[CORN][MODVALUE:250000] [LARGE_ROAMEAND:TACK:SPIERATTAND_TE][ATTANY_TROPULATE_ROATIOMEARS:TACKFLE:9]
[BIOMEOND:TACKFLANY_TROATION][GE_ROPIN:HEAD_TROAMEAND:TACKF [CORN][ME:100]
[NATER_NUMBERM:1:2EATTACKFLAYES:NOSE:2500067] [NAMING:horns] [BODYGLORESTROATTAIGN][MODY:QUAD_FORNAMING:1:2500]
[LAG_WITHRUBLATURESTER:7:0:1:6:PICALUNICAL][SWITH] [BIOME:kick:kicorns]
[BODY:QUAD_FLANCE][GOODYGLORESTROATTANDARS:2:BYTOKENICAL] [LARGE_FORE:UNG:10067]
[FATTACK:SECKFLAYERATTACK:SE:ANY_TROAMIN:BYTYPER:30] [SIZE:9] [BIOME:SH]
[HOMEARGANDARD_TERIN:HEAD_HOODYGLOSS:NECOLORN] [ATE][MEON_NUMBERINECK:STROPICORNATEMPED:2EAD_HOME:BYTOKENIGAND_FORNAME:FORN:HEART:5]
[TILE:ANY_TROPULANDARGEON_NUMBERATURESTER:7:0:1000] [LARGE_FORNAMING:horn:unicks:unicorns]
[ATTACKF [CORN][MODY:QUAD

>Unicorn, 750, order 5
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2009, 02:04:43 am »
[CORN][ME:100]
[CORN][MODVALUE:250000]...

It likes corn, apparently.

And whatever a FATTACK is, I don't want it happening to me.

About Kobolds: I suppose that if they where concoured by annother race, then they might incorporate words into their speech, with similar corruptions.

[EXTRACTIVE]?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2009, 07:28:34 am »
Quote from: PTTG?? on December 09, 2009, 02:04:43 am
And whatever a FATTACK is, I don't want it happening to me.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2009, 05:51:14 pm »
I thought I'd be a smartass and run some of the travesties posted here through the travesty generator, forming metatravesties.

[CANNOT_BITCH]
[ETHIC:EAT_BITCH]
[DAMANTS_LEGGINATURE_ALTO_SLEEP] - a classical song, perhaps?
[ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARD_FLESH] - makes sense, in a way.
[PENETRATER]
[AMMO_BALL:FLOWERY] - I don't know, I thought this one was funny.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_ANIMAL_CARETAKER] - double the useless, double the Fun!
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACING]
[WEAPON:ACCEPTABLE] - short and to the point.
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISHER] - the word "punisher" has yet to occur anywhere on this thread.  I ran a search to make sure.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - *serious face*
[WORLD_BURNER]
PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_PANTIHERO] - ROFL.
[SHIELD:ITEM_THONG:FLOW:COOL_OLD_MAN]
[ETHIC:ASS]
[ETHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:SILVER:10000]  - om nom nom


I just ran it on this post, and it came up with this:
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2009, 02:32:37 am »
Quote from: Errol on October 30, 2009, 05:15:16 am
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]

No one noticed these? So darn true.

EDIT: Ok, i did one on creature_subterranean, here's some of the better ones:

[OBJECT:CREAKS]  - (need some WD40 there)
[PREFSTRING:mysters:cave snakes:1:2:BLUDGEON] - (preference for bludgeoning with cave snakes)
[ATTACK:SPIDER] [NOTHER_RARE] - (guess they're not that rare after all)
[NATE] - (sup, Nate)
[POPULATIC]
[HOMEAT][AQUADRUPED:2500][NOEMOTIC][ATTACKFLAG_WING]
[ALL_ACT_STONE used mole pup:large ration] - (how people reacted when they found out what the rations were made of)
[NOSE:224][CANLATION][ATTACKFLAG_CAVE]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:10:20] - (sounds like something the rng would say)
[EQUENCY:2] [ALL_REMAINS][CHILDNAME:SUBTYPE:GLOSS]
[BLOODTYPE:ASH:NOSMELLYROT][BUILDING] [CREATURE:MOUNT_EXOTION_NUMBER:1]
[NONAUSEA][NOSTUN][NAME:naked toad][ALL_REMAINS][UNDER]
[POPULATCH][FIXED_TEMCORPSE:2LUNGS:HUMAN]
[SWIMS_INNATURAL] - (something that isn't supposed to be able to swim)
[SMALLOWMANOID_JOINTS:ORGANS:THROAM][VERM:10][HOME:gills] [BIOMEOTHOUGHTIN]
[LARGE_PREFSTRINK] - (oh dear)
[EXTRACTIVE]
[NATERRANENT] - (keeps Nate away)
[BIOUS][ALLOW_CANNOT_BUTCHERMING]
[NOBLEEP] - (Sherlock!)
[NAME:SUBTER_CAN_WATE] - (subter isn't very urgent)
[ATTACK:SPIDER_NUMBER:1]
[CAN_CHASSHELLYROT]
[DAM_POINTS:ORGANS:THROAMIN_HATERRANE]
[MAGMA_VISION] - (oh Armok, yes!)
[CREATURE:RAT_GIANTIDOTE:giant cave snake] [HOMEOTHERMIN_HATEABLEEP] - (no body likes those bleeps)
[LARGE_PREFSTRING] - (some mods are like this)
[NOBONE:BRAINS]
[NATURE:TROYERIAL:IRONBREAT][NOFEARS:NO_EAT] - (if you ain't scared, you don't get dinner)
[BLOODTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:cave lobsterrifyings] - (lobsterrifyings. I love this thing)
« Last Edit: December 13, 2009, 03:06:12 am by Neoskel »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2009, 03:35:40 am »
THROAMING!

Magmavision is a real tag, I think. Adventurers can't see through lava unless their race has it.
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