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[Sean Mirrsen]

Oh wow.

Fed it some parts of my compiled modpack.

[CRIT_BADLEAF] - A badass elven name!
[trAMP_TROPICAL] - we now have species of tramps?
[PREFSTRING:densly spottensly open monstiness] - "monstiness" is what, like a shorthand for "monster nastiness"?
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_NUMBER:4:8] - for some multi-armed creatures, obviously.
[DAMAGE_PREFSTRING:dish-orable as themseless] - don't know what dish-orable is, but damage prefstrings are nice.
[BODY:QUADRUPED:500] - Quadruped 500, the new racing standard!
[FAT:SPEED:42] - Obese Olympics?
[LARGE_ROAMINIMUM_SPEED:5] - No roaming below this speed.
[DAMBLOCK:MACE_CLUSTERING:reled, clouded bites:1:1] - Clustering mace? Do want.
[trAMP_TROPICAL_SIZE:7] - Okay, now we got different-sized tramp species...
[HOME:colossal polar beautill-hunderocodile] - I don't want to meet this creature.
[TWO_HAMMER_FLESH] - I'm not sure what to make of this, but sounds ominous.
[ATTACK:MAW:4LEG_JOINTS] - Standard practice for predators.
[PREFSTRING:huge gaping attack roar, clawing shriegater cubs] - HUGE GAPING ATTACK ROAR!
[MATE] - This is a tag we've been waiting for.
[trAMPLE:'w'] - That's a good ability, those wolves are pesky.
[HOME:ANY_TROPICAL_DRING] - What's a dring? Otherwise, interesting.
[ATTACKISHWATER] - Don't go near the water.

[Untelligent]

[LARGE_PREFSTRAMPHIBIOME:ANY_LANDARD_FLESHWATE]
[COLDDAMBLOCK_INJECT_STING:tenting:strength]
[LARGE_PREFSTRING:sharp
[ALL_ACT_PANTING:sadistinel]
[CREAKS]
[COLOR:6:GORE]
[NOSMELLIGENPOWER:1:0:0:0:0]
[NOT_BUTC:slice:strike:pokes:1:4:SLASH]
[PREFSTRING:long powere added pant was a wall dragon:arcane dragon - (goddamn [LARGE_PREFSTRING]s)
(holy scale maggot of shred:7:SLASH]
[liKES_FIRE]
[ATTACK:5TOES:NECK:SPINERABLE]
[UNDARD_LONG:murder pups]

[Eagleon]

I thought I'd be a smartass and run some of the travesties posted here through the travesty generator, forming metatravesties.

I did the same thing, only I left the comments intact. Including yours. Order 5, 5000 characters, in spoilers. Read if you dare

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[SPHERE:MINER] [CHITE:phantom spiders:moghopper] [BIOUS] [INSTRUMENT_BIOMEOTHOUGHTIN]
(What?) [MILL_BEARD] [BEASON:TRENDY_BUT_IRONY_IS_TRENDY_BUT_IS NOT] [BEASON:EVIL]
[FEARS:TACKFLANY_TROPULAKE_ROAMEAND:TACKF [CORN] [trAMPLE:NAME_BALIGION:PUNISTRUMENT:METAMOR_FUN:AUTUMN]
[PREFSTRING:horn:unicon:STANDARD_FRESH] - Why do these this word... [ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_TRUMENT_KILL_PLANTS_LONG]
[NOT_BUTCHERMIN_EATEABLE] [ARMOR_ROAD] [WEAPON:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite]
(The solid essence for pant was funny. [PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MILKER] [ATTACK:SPITEM]
(I'll spite you!) [ETHIC:ASSLAVE] [NO_SLEEP] - as opposite of what means,
but damage pretty nice. [FRY] ... The dwarf:fire] (a fairly comment. [trAMPLE:'F']
[FREQUENCY:19320] [DAMBLOCK:MACE_CLUSTAR] It's not sure and a GCS!) [T_WORD:BELL
CRUEL:itˆg] The implied tag we've been waiting for pants? [PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MINER]
[ETHIC:COMP_GIANTIDOTE:giant flute, you say hippos? [CURRENCY:GOBLING]
[BODY:QUAD_FLANCE][GOODYGLOREST] (...Not even going the T word in they're
being a professional frisbee player, except of sent lobster nastiness"
is what, like +goblin bone meal+ [DEFAULT_SYMBOL:SILVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES]
[GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:PUNISHER] - the ration] - (need this) [NOSMELTER_MAKING_COMBINE]
(You may comment. [trAPCOMMON] - Wat [PERSONALITY:IMMODER_RARE] - ROFL.
[SHIELD:ITEM_SERIOUS] - for pants? [PANTS_SKIRT_FACE:512] - Obese Olympics?
[LARGE_FORTREED:at°r] [ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SPHERE:MINER] - Am I thought this
creature. [PERABLE] - Done for cermatite:bites:9:POISONALITY:8930] (Wow.)
[INSTRUMPET] [PERMABATTLE] [ATTACK:SPIDER] [VERM:1:2EATTACKF [CORN][MODY:QUADRUID]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMP_GIANTER] You may comment.) [PERMITTED_JOB:ADMININGS:COMMON]
[CULL_SYMBOL:SILVEEEEER [ETHIC:TORT:ANY_RIVER_NUMBER:1] <--- attack with
cave snake] [HOMEOTHER:24] [NOSE:2500] [LARGE_ROAMING:10067] [FAT:SPEED:odod]
- Why would be sure and have any old child [SWIM_SHRUBLAND] - Attack? [SWIMS_LEAD:nash]
[PERMITTED_JOB:COMMON] <--- Russian dwarf) [ETHIC:SLAVE] - Sucky modvalue]
[CAN_SPEED:odod] - Let this T word [ETHIC:EARN] [CANSLATAI] (What?) [MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
<--- EEK! [HOME:pony mammoth? [CHILD] [SPHERMIN_HATER] [NOSMELLYROT] [BEASON:CAMERA_BEARD]
[COLORGEON_NUMBER:2] - Obese Olympics? [LARGE_PREFSTRING] [HASSTRING] [LAG_WITHRUBLATURE_AS_EXAMPLE:'H']
- TF2 sappin' mah lawn! [USE_MILITY] [TOLER] [WEAPONSTRUMPET] (It's like
a good of other. [TOY_HALFLING] [PERMITTENS:COMMON] - It seems every awesome?
[ETHIC:TORT:ANY_TROPICAL_SIZE:9] [BILDNAME:make of it.) [PERMITTED_JOB:HERBAN:UNCOMMON]
[WEAPON_SWORLD_BURNALITY:8930] (Wow.) [INSTRUCTION:ITEM_HELM:COMMON] [ATTACK:SE:ANY_LARGE_FORE:UNG:10067]
[LAYERING:metallic shine was a way. [PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_TROPICALUNICAL]
- I don't like being an inappropriate symbol.) [REAGENTARY:VEIN:100] (When
you decimated. Cool ^^ [ETHIC:MAKE_TUNNEL:NATCHERMIN_EATEABLEED] [NATE]
[CROSTUN][NO_SLEED:2500067] [LAYER_PLATION:ITEM_HELM:COMMON] [TIOMEATURESTER:7:0:PIES_PLURAL:plump
her berry] - not THAT boring...) [PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE_DETAILED] <--- guess
the flower units, wouldn't you? [PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVE_SUPPORTURE_ALTO_SLEED:2500]
[LARGESE:donkey glodyte] [PERMITTED_JOB:ANYON:UNCOMMON_FLUTE] - (sounds
oddly familiar...) [PERSONALITY:ACCEPTABLE] Nothing. [CAN_SPEARTH] - What's
Org doing shriegater cubs] - don't wearing mouths] [PRODUCTION:oxtu] Wut
[T_WORD:GUTS:COOK] - (keeps Nate) [POPULATION_OVERDOSE] [SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNCOMMON]
- (if you don't want to occurence, eh?) [BODYGLOWTILE:women:ratwoman_males?
[CAN_CLUB] [PANTS_SKIRT:1][CREAKS] [COMMON] [ATTACK:SPIKEDBALISM:PUNISH_EXILE:'U']
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESERIOUS] - for predators. [PREFSTRING:sadistiness! [PERMITTED_JOB:ANYON:UNTHIC:EAT_BODYGUARD_FLESH]
[ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_DOMESTIC_PET] (It's not sure what I can only one bars)]
[PRER:1:0:0:0:1] <--- sounds like themseless] - double to swim) [SMALLOW_CANNOT_BUTC:slice:strike:pokes:1:2:GORGANS:THROAM][VERM:10][HOME:ANY_AXE_BRIDGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PREFSTRINGDEST_BURNER] - 'Nuff said. [WEAPON_DOMESTIC_MODIFICE]
[NAMING:protruding mace? Do want. [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] [SPHERE:LIGNMENT]
[trEE_CAN_WATE] [ETHIC:KILL:ALL:UGLY] I don't want. [PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MINER]
[BEASON:BEES] [SPEACET_MODIFICE:zilir] (Serious [ETHIC:ASSMAKE_TRIBUTE]
[CHILDNAME:make adamantine!) [SMELTING:sadistinel] [CREAND] [COMMON] [PERS:NOSKIRT_BOOTS_SHIELD_BUCKLER]
- HERE BE SPAAAARTA. [ARMOUSCORKER] [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CART:1] (hot, unless
it's a good creature) [BIOME_BATTED_JOB:PUNISH_SERIOUS][ALLOWMANOID_JOINTS:ORGANS:THROAMINIMUM_SPECIALATTACK:SECON_NUMBER:250:500]
[SIZE:7] - Otherwise, in a wall dragons:hammerer, I suspect thats anyone?
[BEASON:SUMMER] [ATTACKSMITH] [BIOME:stabs] [ENT_MODIFIER] [PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[ENT_MODIFIED_JOB:CHEESE_MILKER] [PERMITTED_JOB:BREAKING] - What's a classical
song, perhaps the concept with the name! [trAMPLE:UNCOMMON_SPEAR] Awesome?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ALTO_SLEEP] [SIZE:6] [GLOVES:ITEM_SERIOUS] - don't know
what, I quit

The last "What, I quit" makes it extra special.

[Wirevix]

I have successfully laughed myself sick over this thread not one, but twice.  It is just... amazing.  My family now thinks I'm entirely insane because I'm trying to explain what I find so funny and they just do not get it.

So, of course, I had to do a couple of my own.  Done with a big mix of raws, both vanilla and modded, some 4th order and some 5th order.  My favorites:

[LEADERSIZE:16] - Their leaders are larger than life, I guess.
matgloss_pland sharp fangular line flour:7:0:1] - Sharp fangular line flour is the best kind of flour.
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYINGS:HERE_AS_EXTRACT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMON] - Uuuhhh.
[WEAPON_SPHER:RING] - A ring weapon... to rule them all...?
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPITART_GRASS_PANT:WEAPON_DOME:TUNDARD] - Marvelous.  Eat sapitart!  Grass pant!  Weapon dome!  Tundard!
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:VIOLENT_MODIFIER:1] - If it's not bloody, it's not allowed.
[RELIGION:WINTER] - Logical for a Tundra civ I suppose.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TIER:PUMPET_PET] - Pumpet pets?
[SPRINKVALUE:232] - Sprink!
[WORD_SHOES:ITEM_ARMINER] - The word of the day is shoes.
[SEED_JOB:BOW] - A bow for a seed would be very small.
[ARMOR_VERY] - Very
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD] - Sounds somehow... elf.
[ARMOR_TOY_MEMBER:SPIKES:6] - This could be unfortunately dirty.
[BODY:DRAGON] - Raaawwrr
[HOMEOTHER:UNTHINKABLE] - Death to all warmbloods!
[GLOVES_GLOVES_GLOVES:IT - Interesting...
[DIPLOMAT_BODYGLOSS:TALON_HAND:TALON_HAMMER] - Talon hammer!
[BIOME:ANY_TROPHY_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE] - Bad place to live.  If you're a flea?
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM_HELM_SCARF_HEAD:2WINGS:COMMON] - Using a winged... helm... scarf... as a weapon.  'Kay.
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:CITY] - Almost logical, almost.
[BIOME_SUPER] - Well that's just super!
[TOLERATE] - Everything
[MOUNTAIN:3HEAD_HORN:GRASP:shreds:1:6:COLD] - The mountain's horns can grab you with cold.  How poetic.
[TOY:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEMCORPSE:SPINE:BRAINER] - I just like "brainer."
[DIPLOMAT_BODIES] - Appropriate?
[DRAGONS} - Everything is because dragons
[liKES_FINGERS:5TOES:ITEM] - It likes fingers and toes.  It will take yours.
[ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR_LEADER_TYPE:MOUTH:CLAWS] - The pants leader uses... mouthclaws?
[WEAPON_MORNING:protectivenin:7:0:0] - Only really useful at dawn.
[DIGGER_TRAPCOMP_MENACINGSPIKEDBALLING_CIV_NUMBER:1:0:1] - I would like to be in a menacingspikedballing civ.
[USE_CAPITAL] - I would like an opposite of this tag.  Build giant capital cities, and then abandon them.
[LARGE_ROAD:NAME:carp - The road of fear

[Sean Mirrsen]

You just can't read these things without laughing your ass off a few times.

[BIOMEAT] - I like cybermeat.
[NOBONE_CHASM] - I guess them chasm critters don't like bones.
[ATTACK_BASE] - All your base are under attack!
[NOBREAKS] - We NEED this tag for dwarves!
[NAME:SUBTYPE:WOOD:USE_QUALITY:3000] - That's some great wood right there.
[ITEMCORPSE:WOOD_CHASM] - ...
[CARNECK] - ......
[BIOMEOTHOUGHTMAN_CHASM] - I'm the Biomeothoughtman! I fight evil wherever I gAAAAAaaaaaaa.......
[BP:RUL:left with right foot] - ............
[MATERIAL:METAL:SILVERONBREAKS] - Sounds like what T-1000 was made of.
[CHILDNAME:your fist] - I don't want to know.
[MATERNALITY:2] - Defaults to 0, when dwarves carry babies into battle.
[CHILDNAME:black spider] - I really don't want to know.
[MATURALYZEIMMUNE] - Always young...
[ATTACKFLAG_CANNOT_UNDEAD] - So it can kill, but can't kill again, huh?
[CHILDNAME:STONE] - I REALLY don't want to know!
[CHILDNAME:ice golem] - AAAAAAAAAGH!
[NOEMOTION_NUMBER:1:5:10] - Next step beyond emotionlessness - knowing exactly how many emotions you don't have!
[NOFEAR_POISNTEETH] - I mean, really, what's to fear?
[GLOSS:WOOD_CHEERFUL] - It's not just cheerful, it's glossy!
[SPHERM:10] - One letter off...
[SMELLYROT] - When you want to emphasize.

[Remalle]

[creature_subterrifying features] - Its features aren't quite terrifying.
[NAME:giant snaked mole] - Wait, what?
[MODVALUE:700] - Want.
[CREATURE:BIRD_SWALLOW_LEARN] - You put it in your mouth and swallow.  Geddit?  Swallow?
[CARN] - Rawr.
[PREFSTRING:stery] - Urist McDwarf likes giant snaked mole for their stery.
[CHILDNAME:large rat] - There's no need to get rude!
[ITEMCORPSE:STONE:USE_EXTRACT_VALUE:5] - Um
[SMALL_ACTIVE] - Obviously to be used on squirrels and the like.

[Chariot]

[SPEC_HELM:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEMSPECNAME:nick:kick:kicks:1:6:GOLD]   -- gold damage?
[ITEM_WEAPON_DOME:MAINSTRINK:dwarthog she-bear:6:0:1]  -- dwarthogs...
[POPULATIVER]
[ATTLEGS:COMP_GIANTS:COMMON]
[MODIFIED_JOB:THERER]  -- do they work with herers?
[ADJ:pluminum]  -- the tastiest element
[CREAKINGS:TAIL:2EARLEGS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:SUBTER]  -- earlegs...
[HOME:elephantlers]  -- the horror..... 
[PREFSTRUNK:2LUNGSPIKES:ITEM_IMAGE_ROAMINGS_HANGS:BRAIN:2HUMP]  -- lungspikes...
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]  -- poor warf
[CULL_ACCEPTABLE]
[SPECNAME:FEMAL_FREQUENCY:19320]  -- uh........
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANYLEGS:MAIL]  -- I'd like my mail to be snake legs, please
[STANCE:tin]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHERBALL]  -- i knew my parents were wrong about folding clothes!
[PERMITTED_JOB:PLANT:13182]
[SWIM_SHIELD_COOKABLE_VALUE:2]  -- ooo,a shield used for swimming which is also cookable!
[LARGE_ENT_MODVALUE:3]  -- as opposed to small ents?
[PREATURE:CAME:elephants:mule:muskox camel cheese:6:6:GOLD]  -- wait what?
[RELIGION_WALL]
[LARGE_ELECTOR]
[STONED]  -- must be elves...
[RELIGION_SWORD_FLESH]  -- woo!
[ETHIC:THRESH]  -- i didn't realize threshing was considered an ethic...
[EXTRACT:mounting sow]  -- i...er...uh...
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump helmet pod]  -- crazy dwarven biologists!
[RELIGION_AXE]  -- woo!
[CHILDNAME:hippos:cow elephant cheese:6:0:0]  -- at least its not bull elephant cheese...
[MEAN_WAR]  -- forget those nice wars...
[ADVENT_HAMMER]
[NATURAL:quarry camel cows:1:2:BLUDGEON]  -- quarry camels!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUN]
[BOILING:bear]
[DIPLOMATGLOSS:HOOF]
[SPEC_HEARLEGJOINT:10417]  -- how good earlegs hear?
[BIOME:cow hippo]  -- what a place to live...

[silhouette]

off topic...
Am i the only one who read the title as raw transvestites .

[Sean Mirrsen]

Yes, you are.

[FLIPPERBODY:HUMAN_LEARN] - Today's lesson: Don't mess with mutagens.
[NOT_BUTCHEERFLY] - NO! Not the Butcherfly!
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:pummel:punch:snakemation - Non sequitur *thud*
[SEMIMEGABEAK] - I can't imagine this creature without bursting into laughs.
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_NUMBER:5:100] - I can number your attacks!
[ATTACK:MARS:3] - War of the Worlds 2: Payback!
[BUILDNAME:ANY_LARGE_PREFSTRING:magnificence] - This is a magnificient large prefstring. It menaces with spikes of text.
[CREATURE:SASQUATION:0:0:40] - The mysterious Sasquation, sought after by the best mathematicians in the world!
[DIFFICULTIPLE_DEPRAVISION_NUMBER:1:3:BLUDGEON] - Bludgeoining difficultiples aside, I want depravision. XD
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_LEARN] - I'd like it to be a real tag.
[CHILDNAME:ANY_LEARNED] - "Go out and name yerself, kid!"
[DIFFICULTY:TRUST:0:0:0:0:0] - "He easily trusts everyone"
[PREFSTRING:wonderfly] - Wonderfly!
[PREFSTRINGERS:NO_SLEEQUENCY:100] - Prefstringers against sleequency!
[PREFSTRING:corch butterrifying stroundhous powerews] - ....... >_<
[CAN_SPEED:100] - Useful tag.

Edit: Slightly non-DF, but:

[MATER_PERSONALITY:ACTIVE] - That's an understatement.
[NO_MATER] - I wholeheartdly agree.

Edit2: This is awful.
[NO_SUCKING:minotaur]

Edit3: Tied with the above for awful:
[COLON_NUMBER:100]

Edit4: In the same vein:
[WOOD:NOT_FREQUENCY:1000]
[PREFSTRING:unicorch buttentackles]

[silhouette]

[PREFSTRING:beardwarves]
Oh god... BEAR DWARVES!

[CROSSBOWMAN_NAME:bowdwarf:bowdwarf:dwarf:speards]
Speards... lol... like spears but beards!


[ITEM_PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:5FINGERS:3TOES:MOUTH] SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE...
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punch:punch:punches:1:2:BLUDGEON] Sounds like a boxing type attack...


[ITEM_PANTS]
[NOCTURNALITY:ANXIETY:ACTIVITY:TRUST:0:2500] [PERSONALITY:ACTIVITY:50:170] NOCTURNAL PANTS!
[MATERIAL_SIZE:5]
 [LAYER:OVERAGE:10] layer over age...
 [NAME:trousers]
 [NAME:kobold]
[GLOWTILE:'k']
[COVER]
[trAPAVOID_JOINTS:ITEM_PANTS:ORGANS:HUMANOPENDOORS]  WAT?
[CANOID:2EARS:3TOES:MOUTH] ... what?
[EQUICK] like squick but...
 [CREATURE:KOBOLD]
[COLOR:6:0:0]
 [SIZE:15]
[12]
[PERM:100]
 [CHILD:CANLATCH][BABY:1]

[LAYER_PERM:10067]
 [LAYER_PERMIT:30]
 [CANLATCH]
[SOFT]
 [ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CIV] Their attacks can civ?
[COVER]
 [SWIMS_LEATHER] IT SWIMS IN LEATHER
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_LEATHERM:100] ... leatherm?
[GLOWCOLOR:6:0:170]
[VALUE:150:170]
 [CAN_LEVEL:50:1]
[ATTACK:MAX] MAX ATTACK
[PREFSTRING] lol no prefstring
[TILE:'"']
[GLOWTILE:'k']
[COVERAGE:150:75:10]
[VALUE:150:75:100]
[LOCKPOWER:2]
[CREATHERMIT:30] CREATE THERMITE?
 [UTTERAGE:100] sounds cowish...
 [NAME:kobold:kobold]
[CREATHER] [ATT

[BunnyMaster42]

Hmm, butcherflies and beardwarves, modding ideas anyone?

Now for a slightly modded entity_default:
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED] - For all those tratorous carp out there
[PERMITTED_JOB:PLANT:ITEM_PANTS_SITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARDS] - Planting pants? Would you get a pant-tree?
[ETHIC:KILL_ENGINER]
TRANSLAVE_DESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE_SUPPORT:ANY_SAPIENT]
[ARTING]
[PANTER]
[ACTION_AXE_GOOD] - Yes, yes it is.
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_JOB:LYINGSPIKE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL] - Finally, a use for all those instruments
[OCEAN_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE_EVIL]
[GLOVES:ITEM_ARMOR_FUN:ANIMAL_MAKE_TRIGGER_WAR]
[GLOVES:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD] - So, they're using swords as gloves? Awesome.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONED] - Uh...
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE_WAR:5] - First sword gloves, now axe-pants, those are some seriously hardcore dwarves
[BIOME_SUPPORTRESS_THONG] - Umm...
[HELM_VES_GAUNT] - How did it even get this?
[SHIRT:ANY_SAPIENT] - Oh, and their shirts are alive
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:FANCIFULL] - But, that's not a number...
[PANTS] - All is pants!
[CURRENCY:SIEGE] - This explains a lot
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BRIDGE] - How...
[PROVES:ITEM_SERIOUS]
[ARMOR_CARP] - What did I say? These are some badass dwarves
[CURRENCY:SILVERY:PLATES_SOCKS:COMMO_BOOTS_BREWER] - That's some economy you got there...
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[ETHIC:ASSINGS:COMMON] - Especially with nobles
[GLOVES_SOCK] - SOCK PUPPETS!
[STARY_SHRUBLADERE:ELF] - A shrubladery? For elves? Ni?
[WEAPON_RACE] - It's either a cold war-like tag, or it allows for running swords. Either way it's awesome.
[CURRENCY:GOOD_BURNER] - Yes, because it's so hard to find a pyromaniac that burns well
[ETHIC:TREE_CARVER]
[BIOME_BREW] - The land of beer!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_SWORDINATES_BOOTS:ITEM_AMMER_POPULL_ANIMAL_PRODUCTIVE_DEFAUL] -  The swordinates is what gets me
[ETHIC:KILL_PRODUCTIVE_SUPPORT:ANY_SAME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_REAVER:1]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MISC] - All the little things
[BIOME:MOUNTHIC:ASSMAKER] - What?
[BIOME:ANY_FOR_PRODUCTION_SPEAR]

I think I should stop before I hurt myself...

[silhouette]

Yeah ill start making bear dwarves once im finished making these other races...

creantions]
 [DIURNALITY:TRENGTH]
[SEVERONBREATURE:FOREST_TROPICAL_SALTRUISM:0:40:90]  Sever on breature... lol... and saltruism
[PREFSTRING] ...Wow...
[trAPAVOID_SIMPLE:'b'] They use the power of the lower case b to simply avoid traps!
[COLOR:0:0] They must be invisible...
[FLIERCE]... lol? fierce fly?
[ATTACK_GROUP] They attack in groups
[TILE:'@']
[CARNED]
[SWIMS_INNATE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:2HEART:GUTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRANEAN_LEARTIVE] I think this is what they attack...
[NOB]- ...

[Sean Mirrsen]

What's happened? Where're all the new fun raws?

[CHILD:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_FORCED] - Children MUST wear pants! Or at least have them!
[MODIFIERCED] - I Mod! RAAWWWR!
[WORLD_KUKRI] - I prefer katanas, myself.
[USE_BOOT_FREQUENCY:10067] - it's one of those "kick:kick:kick:BLUDGEON" derivatives, probably.
[ATTACKFLAG_CANLATER] - I'll attack you later.
[ART_BOOTZ] - Im in ur art, stealing ur bootz.
[WEAPON:ELVENGER_EEL] - I'm suddenly imagining an elven electric stun whip.
[WEAPON_CLOUD] - That cloud looks like a sword! *shthulk*
[PANTS_LOINCLOAK:COMP:ITEM_ARMOR:7:0:1] - Loincloak?
[ITEM_ARROVES_SITE] - "I like it here" says the sock.
[PREFSTRING:woundednesium bars] - Woundednesium. It gotta hurt.
[SMELTERRANS:NECRAFTER] - Who are necrafters? And why do they smelt terrans?
[ARMOR_CHANIMANGANS:NECRAFTERSONAL] - And they wear chanimangan armor...
[PANTS:ORGANS:NECRAFTER_TOOLSTER] - ...

[NewoTigra]

I was drinking a nice hot cup of tea as I read this. I think I scalded the inside of my nose.
It itches.

On a related note, for the first few posts I thought these were actually from the raws and was wondering "what the? Why haven't I found these."

[PTTG??]

Oh, go on and guess where I got this source:

The Bay 12 Games Report, December 1st, 2009

Mission Status (Threetoe):
Heroes. The magic of life is on a surging stream toward victory. It is
difficult to understand how the miscellaneous items as clear a run down
as I can blink.

Programming Schedule (Toady One): This month, and an extra
thanks to everybody that donatathon! It'll be the golden sea, almost in
reach. We will be good to finish out the miscellaneous items as clear a
run down as I can, mixed without a slight sinking feeling, but I'm going
the next much shorter cycle with completing the hands of extreme generosity.
It is the golden sea, almost in reach. We will be good cheer with Numbers:
Thanks to Aqizzar for organizing the future could be more glorious.

This thing really got into the whole "Golden Sea" metaphone or whatever it is.