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[Pokon]

Well, I put the Adventure Time theme song, as well as the raws for Unicorns, Dogs, and Humans, nto this thing. Lets see what I get.

 its for vampiral horse-like time! Oh, you are kidding me.
[CREATURAL]
[DESCRIPTION:A horse-like creature prone to great ambition.]
[CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_TYPE[APPERC:100:3000] forehead:SING:loyalty]
ACH:BODY_DETAIL_POSITION_PENERVES][BODY_DESC_RATIONS]
[BODY_SIZE:1:COPPEARTEBRASPY_VALUE:1:DARD_TIMINGULAR]
[USE_MOD_NOUFOOF]
[APPEARTILE:1:IRIS_EYE_MAT:MOUSTAN:1:IRISM_HEART:GUTS:THROADNESS:90:130:6000:100:110:150:80:95:98:100:130:200]
[BODY_SIENNAME:unicorn grab your friends]
[BODY_DETAIL_TEMPLATEGORY:TONGUE:1:0:100]
[BODY_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:IRIS_EYELASH_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:FINGULAR]
[PLUS_TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:SQUAMARINEW_TEMPLATEGORY:HORN:1:TAN:BODY_DETAIL_PLATCH:BONECK:SCRIPTION:1:YEARLY:0:0[APP_MODIFIER:1:TAUPE_GROUP:BY_CANOID_HEAD:SINGULAR]
:BY_TROPICAL_TEETH:moustature prone the humans:unicorn:unicorn:unicorn]
[MANOID_JOINTS:LOCAL_TEMPLAN:VERB:stab:stab:stab:stant paws:PLURAL_PLAN:HORN]
[CHILD_TISSUE_LAYER_ART:BLOOD:BY_TOKEN:RRTOE:NAIL:NAIL_PLATEGORY:TON

[Nyxalinth]

OCALE]
   [BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID] Blood, blood, liquid...doodoodooo doo dooodoo...now stop, collaborate and listen...
   [BODY_DETAIL:2EYE:EYES:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD_POSITION:A tiny, branch and sticky feet that can sticky feet that can stone.]
   [PETVALUE:HAIR]
      [ATTACT_PERC:10]
   [ATTACT_TL_GROUP:BY_CANLATEGORY:ALL]
   [CART:GUTS:LOCALE]  Eww. 
    monsters:gila monster]
      [USE_TEMPLATERIES]
   [TENDONS]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
   [MEANDARD_HEART] Your meandard heart....will make you weeeeeep...
   [NATURE:GILA_MONS:LOCAL_PLATERIAL_CHILD_NAME:ANY_DETAIL_POSITIONS] NO.
   [LIGAME:gila monster:gila monster]
   [GETS_INFECTIONS] Um, theres medication for that
   [MEANDARD_MATE

[Bronnh]

Hey guys, this is my first post on the forums. This is a funny thread so I thought I'd contribute some of the funnier parts of mine.

[CREATURE:RAT_DEMON]
   [DESCRIPTION:An insect many times the size of its peers.  It is known for its warm heart]
   [PREFSTRING:warm heart and stumble bumblings.]

^My first one.

[ENTITY:FOREST]
   [VERMIN_BITE:10:bitten:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
   [HAS_NERVES]
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:VENOM:CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
   [GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
      [RESPONSIBILITY:MILITARY_GOALS]
      [PRECEDENCE:80]
      [MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
      [ACCOUNT_EXEMPT]
      [DUTY_BOUND]
      [REQUIRED_RACKS:1]
      [RESPONSIBILITY:ESTABLISH_COLONY_TRADE_AGREEMENTS]



[PENETRATEPOWER:3] yay immaturity


nistrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrators] wut
      [CONQUERED_SITE]
      [NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
      [SQUAD:10:militia-dwarf:militia-dwarf:militia-dwarves]
      [APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
      [NAME_FEMALE:queen consort:barons consort]
      [SPOUSE_FEMALE:baron consort:kings consort]
      [SITE]
      [NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
      [SQUAD:10:soldier:soldiers]
      [APPOINTED_BY:EXPEDITION_LEADER]
      [APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
      [REPLACED_BY:CAPTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
      [PREFIX:NONE]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
   [USE_EVIL_WOOD]
   [USE_ANY_PET_RACE]
   [INDOOR_WOOD]

[PTTG??]

You should try a lower travesty number, this is a bit too legible.

[Bronnh]

OH I thought higher was less legible. Let me try again.

[OBJECTION:MAYOR]
   [BIOME:per arm:STP][DIGION_KILL:right reat rear the Bay 12 cond estly hand:STAN:STANCE][DIGIT][COLOR:ITEMPLATE:TAUPE_STRATORT:BLOOD:BLOOD_BED_JOB:WEAPON_KILL]
   [USE_END]
   [PERMINGERS:SKILL][SMALL][LIMB]

[CON:RA3:left toe:STP][CONTYPE:GRASP][CON:NAIL_POINTERNAL][SMALE]

I put it at 4. That seems to work a little better.

[iceball3]

Pulled this in from my custom Groudon creature raws.

itself.]
   [USE_MODIFIER:80:105:110040]
   [BUILDING:crusade to the very beautiful quake]   Eh, same idea as it was before
   [ALL:MELECT:CREATDAM_POINT:570000:500]
   [ALL_TEETH_HIDE_EYE]

[CREATURAL_TEM]
   [MALE:BROAT]
   [NOBREATHE]

[CREATDAM_POSITION:IM_MAT:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEIGHT]
   [IMPACTURAL]
   [SWIM_SPEED:BLOOD]    Now how fast is that again?
   [LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_TEMPLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
   [GET_EXOSKELEE_ACTURE]
   [HEAD]
   [SPHER]
   [USE_MATE:6100]  Polygamy to the max!
   [ATT_RANEAK:4]
   [APPEARANEAK:4]
   [GETS_SET_RANGE:C:10]
   [USEA]
   [PET_MELTING:4] NOOOO NOT MY !!*Cat*!!
   [FIREIMMUNE_SUPERBODYPART:BY_TYPE:SINE_TIL]

[Khym Chanur]

[OBJECTION:MAYOR]

I dunno, I just can't picture Phoenix Wright shouting out "Mayor!" in a courtroom.

[Mullet Master]

For added entertainment, start putting in recipes to the travesty generator.

 Worcestershire sauce
    1-2 cans of mushroom soup on top
    2 lbs. (900g) cracker crumbs
    Add 1-2 cans of meat loaf

[Guardian G.I.]

Inspired by the project of processing Homestuck through Bad Translator, I've travestificated some Homestuck pesterlogs.

Spoiler: travesty level = 7 (click to show/hide)

CG: AND TO BE BECOME INEXPLICABLY ACRIMONY SO READILY
CG: THE BLACK QUEEN AND I HAVE TALK TO HER A MESSAGE FOR FUCKING SENSE ACTUALLY
CG: THEY GET OFF RIGHT ABOUT.
EB: yes! that AMAAAAAAGICAL!!!!"
CG: I AM STATING YOU BEEN WRITTEN IN THE ONE WHO YOUR TITLES AFTER RACKING US ALL A GENIE OUT OF HERE.
EB: so that the troll shenanigans.
EB: but what happened with that how it works?
CG: IF THAT ISN'T EVEN MIND FUDDLERY.
CG: WHAT THE RECKONING, SO WHY DON'T EVEN MEAN.
EB: GC gave me a headache.
CG: DAMMIT.
EB: we are born as the past, so i know!
EB: i see now we are buddies!
CG: I ADMIT I AM YOURS.
EB: you talk to you, so bye.
CG: YOU'LL FINE.
CG: SHUT THE HELL IS SHE DOING.
CG: IT JUST SORT OF CO-HUMANS WORSHIPED BY A DEADLY RIFT, HOW CONVERSATION JUST TOLD YOU.
EB: look, you've been doing to our first??
CG: NOT AGAIN
CG: GET THE IDEA OR ANY MORE TROUBLE.
CG: HUH, MAYBE I AM JUST WAS FROM WHEN CONTACTING YOU WERE GOING TO YOUR ENTIRE PATH THAT YOU DON'T EVEN THEN JUMPED AHEAD, ASK ME ABOUT THAT WASN'T JUST TOLD YOU.
CG: OR FOR THAT.
CG: DIVIDING YOU BEEN WRITTEN IN YOUR GOD, LIKE YOU HAVE TUNED INTO THE FIRST, OK JOHN?
EB: uh...
EB: it is like how you saying the conversations. cool!
CG: I DID?
EB: that's that you were going on ponies and stuff?
CG: YOU HAPPY.
EB: or i guess.
EB: ew.
CG: WELL YOU THIS IS ONLY ONES I FUCKING IS CAPTURED OR KILLED OR KILLED OR KILLED OR SOME OF A TIMELINE AND HELPFUL.
CG: THAT PERTAINS TO MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE. I MEAN MOST FOUL INDEED.
CG: OR HAS ALREADY WAS.
CG: IT'S ALL ALONG);
CG: FUCK.
EB: you tell me what do you were going on ponies and stuff happens, right now, so who could be excited about that, mr. sourbulge.
EB: wow, yeah yeah, well you knew that!
EB: copy-pasting future.
CG: THE ONES I FUCKING EARTH COOL".
CG: THERE'S ME, TELLING ON, BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO SEND THEY GET OFF ON A FRESHLY HATING YOU BACKWARDS THROUGH SKA

Spoiler: travesty level = 6 (click to show/hide)

CG: ON THE THREAT FOR A CHANGE.
EB: ok, we're out of like i say?
CG: WHAT'S WHAT HAPPEN IN THE ONLY ONES I'VE SPOKEN BEFORE TROUBLE THIS SHIT.
CG: WELCOME FROM WHEN THE LITTLE FRUSTRATE SESSION.
CG: IT'S ALL A GENIE OUT WHEN THING.
CG: WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERTAINS TO GENETICAL DREAM ORACLE DOPPELGANGERS...
CG: WHAT A GREAT FOR A HUMAN TEAR DUCTS.
CG: AND QUEEN
CG: OK, I'LL TELL HER AGAIN, ASSHOLE BIG CONVERSATIONS WE DIDN'T POSSIBLY PUTRID GARBAGE YOU WELCOME MY SWAN SONG.
EB: this friends by then we wriggle out of a movies from you.
EB: um...
CG: GET HER A MESSAGES IN A WAY KIND OF DISCUSS SOMETHING.
CG: WHO HAVE SPARED ME FRIENDS IF YOUR UNIVERSE ORBITING YOUR PLANET OR YOUR UNIVERSE AND STOP THERE.
CG: FINE YOU IN COMMON THE CLOWN GODS YOU DETERRED BY A PRIMITIVE HUMAN EMOTION BECAUSES SO MUCH SOMEONE YOUR LAB COAT AND MORE IN HUGE BELT OF A GAME SESSION OF THE BEGINNING THE STUFF.
CG: YOU SUGGESTING YOU AND THE PAST I GUESS IT'S LIKE REALIZE WHO THE BLACK KING
CG: WE AREN'T ENOUGH IT IS ADDRESSING WITH THAT.
CG: OH, YOU SAD LITTLE QUESTS.
CG: WHAT YOUR SPECTER OVER THERE'S ANOTHER INVESTIGATION.
CG: OR HAS BEEN TALKING US ALL TOO BADLY.
CG: LIKE A PRIMITIVE AT LEAST.
EB: well...
EB: ok, sheesh!
EB: ha ha, i dunno.
EB: ok, but you wanting out of all sort of a movie and you bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CG: I WILL NOT BE PART OF MOVIE IS THE ONE RESULTING.
CG: SOME SICK FUCKING ANYMORE
CG: HAHAHAHAHA.
CG: THIS WHATEVER, LOOK LIKE
CG: WHAT'S JUST SAYING AND IT'S NOT SAYING ABOUT THAT.
CG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased to keep saying!
EB:
EB: is there?
CG: STOP FUCKING DISPLAY.
EB: i though us.
CG: I KEEP SCROLLING UP FOR EACH OTHER INVESTIGATIONS WITH JUST DON'T EVEN THIS TIME WHAT I'M NOT A RELAY SERVICE.
EB: none of a movie too?
CG: HUH.
EB: i should at all that?
CG: WHAT THE TITLES.
EB: the trolling into motion called friends.
CG: STUPID RABBIT ASSHOLE
CG: I KEEP SCROLLING UP.
EB: this great dare never answering carcinoGeneticist [EB] --

CG: HOW YOU HAVE ASSASSING STUPID IN A COUPLE MINUTES STUPID ANY MORE INFINITELY NONE OF WEIRD.
EB: isn't ask so much can't we?
EB: wow, it was punking about?
CG: THAT MONSTRUED AS HUMANS SAY FUTURE. I MEAN THE HELL DO THAT NORMAL FOR ME TO CHOOSE FROM THE PASTE WHAT IS A DARE ME FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH LIKE YOU ARE KING
CG: SOME UNDERBELLY OCCUR TO POLISHNESS.
CG: WHAT HAPPENED YET.
CG: WELCOME FOR FUCK WHAT I'M NOT LIKE...
CG: OH.
CG: OK, I GO FURTHER BACK TO TROLLING ON, SO I GUESS
CG: WELL YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING ITS TOES ARE KING ABOUT THAT WASTE WHAT

ectoBiologist [CG] began trolling i've got plenty of times, absolutely.
CG: THAT'S GOING THE HELL I MEAN, YEAH.
EB: can see or know why your godly prank me good one?
CG: YOU SHOULD I WAS YOUR EXIST WE TALK TO UTTERLY AN ELF.
EB: oh, well...
EB: oh, well you keep talk to me in such bad shape.
CG: WE'RE FRIENDLY TOWARD SKAIA
CG: EB: that you told me.
CG: EB: to save it?
EB: hahaha!
EB: it is all these rascals, and have know they go backward.
CG: ITS DEFINITELY FUCK'S SAKE.
CG: SORT OF COSMICALLY.
CG: AND FOUND AND THE GRUESOME DUMB.
CG: IT IS A CLASSIC IS...
CG: STUFF LIKE YOU COULD BE ANSWERED.
CG: IT IS GOING OLD.
CG: WHAT IS IT.
EB: i dunno, that how all that, uh...
CG: ORDINARILY WOULD HAVE THE PATH THAT'S WHAT TO KNOWING GENETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
CG: YOU TO JOIN THE ORBIT OF NOT GETS SERIOUS AND DIAGRAMS AND I HELP YOU SEE A MOVIE IS YOUR HIDEOUS PINK NOSTRILS. NOW FUCK UP ROYALLY, WHAT THE WET BACK TO HUMAN BUTT OFF ON THE LIGHT MEAN MOST LIKE REALLY ANNIHILATED MY WORSHIPED BY FRESH I MEAN.
EB: what, so why don't hatch a plane, and made that's wrong!
EB: i should be cool with the last few months?
CG: MUSTER.
CG: STFU
CG: THAT IS IT.
EB: you can see about?
CG: MY HUMANS HAVE EVERY DUMBER AND NOW WHAT, THAT YOU MEAN IT WOULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARE ME SICK OF IT.
EB: right now, probably like going to be quite honest, it would at all.
EB: i don't hatch...
EB: ha ha, that i fucknuts.
CG: YOU MEAN, WHETHER SHE HAS TO FATHOM MUSTER.
CG: YEAH, BINGO.
EB: you sure just tell me a favor still stands, or what you soon? can't be in a kind of funny when your game, don't know what kind out.
CG: I HAVE OUR RUSE DIDN'T EVEN MEAN.
EB: are don't an emotion called babies with that we don't know!
EB: yes, apparently?
EB: so that you in this plan!
EB: see her for a whole bunch too.
EB: you do it.
CG: SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE THAT DO YOU AND BE ANSWERED.
CG: NOT BE PUT INSTEAD IT ALREADY TOLD HER TO POLISHNESS.
EB: i am going to be honest, it would be tyrants...
EB: man...
EB: fine.
EB: no, it's an in-joke, never say why!
EB: GC gave me sooooo much, like the clouds and or so?
CG: YOU WOULD BE MORE I JUST ALL.
CG: WHAT
CG: VERY TIME FOR MY EMBARRASSING GENETIC MATERIAL FROM YOUR LAB COAT AND THEN EVER BRING UNSETTLING ON, SO I GUESS.
CG: LIKE THAT'S GOING WE'VE ALREADY TOLD HER AGAIN A COUPLE MINUTES, EXCEPT YOUR GOD, LIKE WHAT YOU ARE KINGDOMS, LIKE...
CG: I WOULD I

Spoiler: travesty level = 5 (click to show/hide)

EB: ok...
CG: WHAT'S NOT HER BALLOON RIDICULAR GROUP OF THE WAS BEEN EXPLAIN PERING WITH MOVIES HAS ALREADY HATE IT'S HATING AT ME LIFE. BUT HERE JUST UNDER YOU.
EB: jade that didn't know we are you knoooow.
EB: we are never say the cool!
CG: WHAT WE ARE IS...
EB: and you were and how and of you completely.
EB: what's the name early your first conversation?
CG: BUT I GET HERE FUCK THER HELP FUEL THE DERSE
CG: WATCH.
EB: uh...
CG: IT'S GET BACKWARD'S WRONG WAY KIND OFF ONES PLOT-CRITICAL TOO.
EB: didn't knoooo much can your first??
CG: SHUT THE TIME YESTEEM TO GO THIS IS OUT OF LIKE I GET THROUGH, YOUR FUCKING ON A BIG CONVERSARY; 6 to know am wear kind of meteors...
EB: but also far, and of time you?
EB: see what, mr. sounds a that big times!
EB: what thing about wait!!!
EB: um, i know nick cage to you just tried to you never.
CG: BY A DEATHE FUCKING CAN THOUSANDS WITH YOU'RE A GENIE OUR FUCKS EVEN REALLY LAUGH, YOU WOULD BE CONTEMPLATER.
EB: maybe.
EB: so who calm down first of feeline friends great prank.
EB: and it's and you kind of...
EB: do you were you...
CG: LIKE WERE ALREADY HAD OF THESE POINTLES THAT MEAN WHAT IN A THIS IS A HUGE THAT IS TROLLING US ANOTHING, THAT WE ARE YOU TO HAPPENED INTO YOU WHAT TIME TO A HUMAN EGBERT HUMAN THAT YOUR FUCKING ABOUT THE KING THAT

ectoBiologist [CG] began true and shape.
CG: YEAH OF WINNING
CG: BECOME PLACE TRIES LATE, JUST SPREADY HATEVER.
EB: i know am just this meteor?
EB: many shit is news to me what i was all these like, for a whole and stuff.
EB: but what didn't like, uh.
CG: A SEPARE WE'RE SUCH THE WAR ANYWAY, IT'S IN TIME FOR ANYTHING OF YOU WHAT'S JUST SPRUNG ON, BECOME FINE
CG: BECAUSE IT NEXT TIMELINE CHILDREN"
EB: she is almost going ectoBiologist [CG]
carcinoGeneticism centerezi were her as cally weird so badly?
CG: IT'S CONSUME YOU WOULD I GUESS? I'M RIGHT VERYTHINK.
CG: IT YET.
CG: BYE.
EB: just looking how that is from a foot...
EB: yeah.
CG: OH.
CG: WHEN SOCIALLY ARE ABOUT OF BEEN WE ARE A GAME OF BASICALLY OCCUR TIME INEXPLOSION.
CG: LIKE THAT'S WHEN SOMETHING.
CG: YOU TALKING ABOUT WHEN BLACK YOU IS TO STOMACHS.
EB: so bye.
CG: CG: JUST WASN'T TALKED ABOUT.
CG: BOGUS DEITIES HAVE NO NOT ALL TOGETHERE JUST IT.
EB: hahahahahaha!
EB: what up to do agree to her magical.
CG: WHAT YOU CALL THE CENTER OR DARE.
EB: sort of this first conversations we are you!
CG: YOUR FROM HAVE POSSIBLY UNREMARKABLE.
CG: NO, FUCKING RIDING TROLL SURELY NONE FIRST COULD I WOULD HAVE SCOOP OF PLANETS.
CG: CALM THE ONES PLANET OF "EARTH COOL".
CG: EB: i have some point...
CG: I'M NOT GOING OUT SPREADY AN IMMUTABLE ASSHOLE SESSIVELY NONE TO DEATH.
CG: WHERE DOING TO THE GAME SMALLER METEORS, FLUNG ON HER BRAINDEAD.
EB: oh many of alien play pranks for the great prank me and sitting intention bro!
EB: wow, so whole and you're wrong!
EB: where i guess i better or some before...
CG: WHEN BIGGER THEST RING FUTURED BY YOU.
EB: anythin is from you? you fine.
EB: did you said out you!
CG: TEDIOUS AND MAYBE WE HAVE TO TALK TO BELT OF YOU SPRITES, EXACTLY, NUMSKULL.
CG: I AM LITERAL AT FEELINESS, GUARDIANS, CONVERSATION?
EB: we can't know why!
EB: ok, you talk to hear more recentered our trolling at sourbulge.
EB: and me???
CG: I ALREADY AND I HAVE POINTLES THROUGH TO A HA HARROWING I SAID BE MOST FOR FUCK!!!
CG: WAIT.
CG: I MEAN YOU POSSIBLY COOKIE DARE ALREADILY
CG: REALLY.
CG: IT'S ME IS FRIENDS.
CG: SO FRUSTRAIGHT AT LEADED FALSE CLOCK YOUR HAS BABBLING TO HATE YOU DIDN'T JOKING FUCKING STAY ONE THE FURTHERE CONVERSE
CG: ADIOS LOSERS ALL KING.
CG: IT SMELLED, WHY THAT WANT FOR DON'T.
CG: WHATE FUCK YOUR HUMANS DEFENSE YOU WON'T EVER TALK TO MEET I AM HEROISM AND KILL TRACTIVATING THEN THAT ARE MUCH TERRIBLE THOUGH YOU MEAN YOU WHAT IS NARCISSISM.
CG: ON THEN, OH REALLY IMPLATED BARFING FUTURE EVEN THOUGH A SILLY CLASSING A GREATED REVOLTING OUT WHY IT DO IT MIGRAINDEADLY THE VEIL.
CG: WHAT IS A HATE YOU WITH YOU BACK IN THE WHAT'S GOING.
CG: HUH.
EB: maybe that's go putting about to do all.
EB: oh...
EB: what me me back in them in then when it's wrong with then your weird.
CG: AND LINESS, ENDS PLACE HEAR IT.
CG: STUFF.
EB: i dunno.
EB: and i would into more to our perspective.
EB: wait...
EB: so we are you to past help us?
CG: THAT MAKES.
EB: uh... but it over heard.
CG: LIKE A TIMES.
CG: WHAT HATCHESS CROP ON YOU DIDN'T SEEING ABOUT TO DEADLY RIFT LIKE WHAT ACTUALLY BEATS WHAT'S WHAT YOUR GOING STARTS YET.
CG: WATCHING.
CG: WHAT DO OR SILLY ENGINEER SHENANIGANS...
EB: memo?
CG: ITSELF A MOVING OR SHIT TURNS OUT WHAT IS SO BADLY.
CG: IT'S ALREAD YOU TRULY ANGRY EARS.
EB: copy-paste this.
CG: LIKE WELL I MEAN IMMEDIATE YOU KNOW THAT YOU AND HELP YOU MEAN???
CG: LIKE ANYTHINK YOUR FRIENDS OK?
EB: you do you!
CG: JADE, WE BOX.
CG: PROSPITE.
CG: BUT THROBBINGO.
CG: BECOME FOR YOU KNOW WE'RE HIDING SICK FUCKING
CG: BUT THAT WOULDN'T CLAIM TO HAVE MORE TO HAPPENS WITH HUMAN LARVA AND NOT "COUNTDOWN"
CG: NOBODY CRIES REALIZE WHAT SMUG LOOK A ROMA YOU JUST ALSO I GUESS CROP

[PTTG??]

I put my music collection into this thing. Let's see what we get:

The Hearwater - 07 Collow York.m4a (05:14)
When I pasted this here, I thought it said Yellow Cork... It's still kind of interesting...

The Beatles - Led Yound.mp3 (02:07)
Haven't heard this one.

The Beathan Gimmy Babies & The Spelis Padrix - baby.m4a (03:51)
Dang it, more Bieber covers.

Gogol Bowie Heart.mp3 (02:39)

Jazzler.mp3 (02:48)
This is the third least effective and second most racist batman villain of all time.

Jonathan Coulton - 06 Black Sabbath.mp3 (00:57)
JC has a wide musical range.

T.Rex - 01 Dirty Deeds Somewhere Elsewhere (From Hello Padrino).m4a (03:47)
DIRTY DEEDS AND I AM NOT PERSONALLY INVOLVED... EEP.

Casino California (06:28)
You can check in any time you like, and you get complementary chips.

Final Ransom.mp3 (03:24)

Led Zeppelin - 06 Chicken.mp3 (02:17)

Bobby Darin - 02 Stairway To Sing.mp3 (02:48)
This one seems particularly realistic.

Bon Jovi - 04 Ain't Nobody's Fault But Let Me Live
Well, since you asked so politely...

Datin' In A Horse With Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - 0025_atg.mp3 (05:13)
Sounds like fun!

Men At Work - 04 Ride Of Doom 1.mp3 (05:08)
Ok, I might listen to that.

[Guardian G.I.]

Gogol Bowie Heart.mp3 (02:39)

A song about Russian literature by David Bowie?
I'm afraid to even imagine how would it sound like, what lyrics would it have and how would the music video look like.

[Loctavus]

I got as far as page 4 before colleages started to give me weird looks as I'm sat here giggling to myself. Also, can't answer helpdesk phone while laughing. I'll read the rest later.

[Guardian G.I.]

I've travestificated the names of all the stuff lying in my music folder.

02 - Muse - Hooligan's Happy Flight Zone
02 - [Judas Priest] You've Got The Best Friends
01 - Iron Maiden - Paris-France-Transit Angst
Johnny Cash - Ring Hypnotic Seduction - Beneath Seems To Die
Roxette - Sovngarde
Homestuck - Aim for the Heart of a Dying Atheist
Motley Crue - Live With The Ides Of Metallishtan - Rushmore, Lush, War
Skyrim Ate my Hamster
03 - Electric Light Orchestra. The Living Coming The Rue Morgue
16. Jeremy Soule - Dragstrip Supermassive Black Bart Blues

Full random travesty mode turned on:

04. Motherf kin-Geddon
5. AC/DC - Waltz, Op. 101 No. 7
06. Jeremy Soule - One-Armed Banditos - There Goes To Midnight Crew!
4. AC/DC - Walk All Or Nothing At The Vampires Of A Seven 1Low
02 Aldo - Nova Prospekt
05 Atreyu's Quest For Amy Pond
3. AC/DC - Touch Too Mucho Mambo
10 - Fear Of Los Angeles
Zdob Si Zdub - So Loneliness Of The Powerslave
03 Let's Turn Up The Red Menace
08 Interdimensional Travel Sleigh Bellsuit Diver Has Somethin'

[Slayerhero90]

Homestuck - Aim for the Heart of a Dying Atheist
Skyrim Ate my Hamster
04. Motherf kin-Geddon
06. Jeremy Soule - One-Armed Banditos - There Goes To Midnight Crew!

...

 

[WillowLuman]

They're all hilarious

"Atreu's Quest for Amy Pond"