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Sutremaine

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #825 on: July 20, 2013, 08:24:32 pm »

[ITEM_PRETENSION:BEARD]
Urist McCountess has been greatly upset by a lesser's pretentious facial hair lately.
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I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #826 on: July 21, 2013, 04:49:46 am »

[T_WORTHLESS_HONEY]

[TESTIC_MOUSCORPION]

[PLUS_TISSUE:FACIAL_BRAIES]

[DO_NOT_IMAGE_FREE_CAPUCHIN_MAN]

[ZERO_RENT:UNTHING]

[EVIL_CLOWNFISH_ANCHOVY]

[EMBARK_ANGEL]

[PATH_BEAR_TRIGGER:HAIR on skirts withought bear]

[NOEMOTION:KICK_ATTACK]

[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_GOOD_BURNT_SITE]

[I_SOURCE:CREAM]

[DIGGERABLE:BEAR]

[THICKENS_ON_LOSS:INSECT]

[PARTBODY_LOWERBODY_FLIPPERBODY] *** lazy nature wild land noted inventors]

[NOBONECRAFT:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:BATTLED_BODIES]

[HAS_MANAGEMENTARY_SCRATCH]

[EMBARK_WARNIVORE]

[ENGRAVITATIONS]

[I_TARGE ISLAND:AROUNDER_JUMPING_VENOM_ATTACK_VELOCITY]

[PUNISH_CLOUD]

[WOUND_COMMANDARD_MOUSTACHE_SHAPE:PEAK]

[TRAINER:liquid:squito make nocturn integrity to survive nature cut]

[TESTIC_PACK]

[RAININGSPIKEDBALL]

[ART_TRAPCOMPONENT]

[PILLAR_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DWARF]

[VOLCANOPENDOOR_WOOD]

[KILL:MILKFISHERMAN]

[COFFIN_NO_HEAD]

[UNDERS_NO_HEAD:UNCONSCIOUSBEAST_GUZZLEBOX]

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #827 on: July 21, 2013, 09:01:28 am »

GUZZLEBOX]
The mimic's fat unsuccessful cousin.
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The military is all gathered in one huge mass on top of the ramp to the mountaintop, where the entrance is. Apparently they spend their time taking potshots at owls, pushing babies off the ledge, and giggling.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #828 on: July 23, 2013, 08:18:16 am »

[GNAWER:HIGH_CHEESE_MALE:king]

[USE_LAVA_STONE_OF_THE_GUARDS]

[ENTITY_TOWN_BLOWDART]

[UNDER:dwarves]

[SEMIMEGABEAST_EATERIES]

[SPEED:4750000:VOCAL_DISSECT]

[USE_TISSUE_LEAKS]

[AMPHIBIOUSBEASTPLATING]

[NAME:administranslucence]

[IMMOBILITY:REAR] ("Move your ass, dammit!")

[PLAYERS_BLOOD_SWEET] (the players' sweat and tears are probably good too)

[BABYSNATCH:CHILD_BURNS]

[SKULL:MOUNTAIN_ALL]

[UNDEAD_SHAPING:FLOWED:TOUCH]

[SHRUBLAND_FOOT_HIDE]

[IGNITE_CARVING] (the dwarves' equivalent of "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning")

[COOKABLE_GRIME_LEVELS_ABOVE_LAVA]

[STANDSTONE]

[CONQUERED_DINING]

[EXECUTION_SKIRT_LOW:FIREBALL][APERTURE][NO_EAT] (I'm not sure what happens here, but I don't think it's pleasant)

[IMPROVED_BAGUETTE_COOKABLE_GIANT_BODIES]
      The Secret of Reveredtour                     (Don't buy bread in Reveredtour)

[OUTDOOR_FALSE] (next phase after CAVE_ADAPTED)

[IMPACT_TISSUE:CROCODILE_YIELD:35000]

[EDIBLE_GIANTAXEBLADE]

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #829 on: July 26, 2013, 07:05:37 pm »

[EVIL_CLOWNFISH_ANCHOVY]


Yes. This so much.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #830 on: July 26, 2013, 07:55:55 pm »

[USE_LAVA_STONE_OF_THE_GUARDS]

Magma cannon.

[SEMIMEGABEAST_EATERIES]

Do Semimegabeasts eat here, or are eaten are?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #831 on: July 27, 2013, 01:10:22 pm »

For this one, I wanted to take two interesting mods and see what comes out. I took the WH40k Underhive mod, and My Little Fortress. A selection of raws from both of those mods, plus some standard ones. Let's see how it goes.

[NAME:a comfy longbow] (off to a good start)

[NO_SUBTERRANEAN_TREE_SLIDE_FINGESTED]

[BONECARVE_REACTION:PARALYZEIMMUNE_CRAFTER]

[PERSONALITY:MEET_WOOD_TEMPLATE]

[APPLEBUCKLER] (might as well be a real tag)

[APPLY_CURRENT_TEETH:RIBCAGE]

[ETHIC:KILL_PLAN:START]

[POPULATION_NAME:Make bricks]

[IS_STUB] (You help Wiki. Expand article.)

[ATTACK_SKILL:MECH]

[NAME:AXEMAN:sword]

[SOLID:frozen strength]

[PERMITTED_BURGER]

[CANOPENDERER]

(Okay, so regular Level 5 isn't too exciting. Let's go Full Random.)

[MINIFORGING:WEIGHT:NOPAIN_OF_THE_GUNNERISM_CHEW]

[NOBREAST] (D:)

[RAINFALL:primitive anythinks]

[NOBREAD] (DD:)

[ALCOHOL_TO_RAGE_ATT_CHILD_COMB]

[BODYPART_IMPORTED_TOOLS]

[UNIMPROVABLE_MOTH_BRONZE]

[AMBUSHPREDATOR_GUN:IN_WATER]

[OBJECTIVE BUILD_TISSUE_SHOE_CREST]
[USE_BOOTS]

[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]

[NON_BUTT:BOOZE_SKILL]

*** DOCTOPUS] (if you ever need a name for a certain Spiderman villain expy...)

[PLAN:NONE]

[APPLY_CONTROL]

[CHANGED_COMMON_GROX]

[HABIT:COCOA]

[UNDEAD_CAKE] (only in Equestria...)

[METAL_OCEAN_EDGE_JELLY]

[REACTIONS_FREE_ACTICAL_DWARF]

[SYNDROME_CLUBBED_TANNER] (disease then progresses to stabbing cheesemakers and wrestling nobles)

[EXPORTED_VAPOR]

[WEREBEAST_HUNTS:HILLSAW:THICKWEB]

[HUNTS_JEANS]

[FUEL_ROLLABLE]

[CAVE:ALCOHOL_TRAILING]   

[OBJECTED_JOB:PLAGUE:SKY]

[AQUAFORTRESS5]

[PLUS_MALE:FAT]

[AMMO_BLOCK_SUCKER]

[COMP_ENORMOUSCORPION_SWORD]

[PANTS_STING]

[COMPLETREE]

[OBJECT:CLEAVES_VISIBLE_PLURAL_BOAT]

[USE_GOOD_ALL_ANIMALS:PERIODICAL_DWARF]

[NOPAIN:ALCOHOL_DECORATEPOWER8]

[COLDDAM_PONY_BOARDS] (most MLP forums I've been on are really slowing down lately)

[AMMO:ITEMCORPSE]

[REAGENT:dried catapult]

[USE_BARD:STAB:BOW:PIE]

[IGNITE_PONY] (DDD:)

[CHEERFULNERABILITY] (:D)

[STATE_SWELLING_BENCH====boooze====SMELLY]

[ITEM:SMALL:ARTING]

[SHEARER:drunk.  When dare accurate sugar]

[INTELLECT_EXOTIC]

[ITEMCORPION_HINT:FIREIMMUNE_SEA_WEED]

[REACH_BREAST_HUNTS:GRATE] (Should I post this in the Einsteinian Roulette thread? :P )

[PLAN:HEAD:HEARINE:BRAINBAYONET:NOPAIN_NOFISHITE]

[SYNDROME_SPOUSE_MAN]

[REVEAL_BABY_NAME:LASH:VEIN:50]

[DOES_PONY:PONY9] (pony should pony pony :D)

NOTE: Morgan Freeman] (not sure what it was a note for, but... Morgan Freeman.)

[SPEED_CLUBBER_WRESTLING_REAR_BEEKEEP4]

[REACTON:GIANT:LOVE:512]

[END_YELLOW_RAIN:UPLOADINGS_HOVERED] (wat?)

[WEAPON_HINT:8000:329:37:356:48:71:90] (now that's what I call a hint)

[REAGENT:dried colled-up scrolled-up scrates]

[IS_USAGE_SOAP:PLAGUE]

[PLAN:COPY_DISK_BLOCK_SUCK_BLOCKPICKEL_STEEL_ROD] (..........)

[LOOSE_SPRAYER] (*spittake*)

[PLAN:FIX_AUTOCANNON] (okay, that's a better plan)

[FUEL_FLAMER_EYELIDS]
[MANNER:badass of eggs] (...)

[NOTHOUGH_TALLOWED] (now move the underscore one letter to the right)

[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLASS_TROPE]

[PLAN:BODY_APPLY_COMB] (brushie brushie brushie.. :P)

[CONTEXT_CREEPING:bionist on steel baron gas pissed pairs axe annanas]

[ATTACK:POKE:UNDEAD_CAKE_HOOF:HOOF:TAIGA:1]

*** BUNNY_WRAPPEARMADILLO]

[BUILDER_TRAPCOMP_METHANOL]

[AMMO:ITEM:MEAL] (Food fight!)

[LOOSE_GOODSUCKER:SQUARE_CHEW]

[FUEL_RIFLE_RAINBOWS]

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #832 on: July 27, 2013, 09:07:18 pm »

Quote
[REAGENT:dried colled-up scrolled-up scrates]
That sounds like the sort of local delicacy that's more often thrust upon unsuspecting tourists than eaten by the locals.
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I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #833 on: July 29, 2013, 02:36:22 pm »

Yup. Can't stop. . . laughing.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #834 on: July 31, 2013, 01:54:14 am »

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[ABUSE_ANY_DOGFISH]

What'd those poor dogfish ever do to you?!
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Re: RAW travesties: [SPHERE:HITLER_MECHA]
« Reply #835 on: July 31, 2013, 06:20:26 pm »

Comments on my favorites:


[APPLY_CARP] CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead!  CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead!


[TENSILE_FRONZEE]  "Hey, Fronzee!"  "Eyyyyyy!"


[ATTACK_FLIP]Dwarf Ninjas!


[BENDING_POSITION] So not going there...

[ATTACK_SKILL:BEARD_HAIR]   Only in Dwarf Fortress.  Best. Weapon. Ever.

[BODYPART_FACE:ACCEPTABLE] Well, I should hope so!

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #836 on: July 31, 2013, 06:44:55 pm »


[USE_TISSUE_MALE] My inner Beavis and Butthead are chortling right now...

[DEAD_CANLATCH] Canlatch!  Mi him en tow! Tak ah lah!

[PRIORITY:LIBERALS] Well, there's a Democrat President right now, so yeah...

Also from Sean:

[FRIENDLY_COMPLETE_OCEAN:1:DARK_POISON]Sounds like a really bad Manga.  Or a really awesome one.

[WALKINGDESTROYER:1] Go go Godzilla!

[WORLD_COOKABLE:YES]  and they say global warming isn't real...

[FUNCTION:SHERMAN]  The Peabody function was already being used.

[NAME_DWARF:REPLACED_LOVES:YES]  No silly, dwarves don't remarry!

[CAVE:NOT_FREEZING][MAGMA]  Well, yeah...

[UNDEAD_BROKER]  "Good sir, what would you like in exchange for the ten barrels of ale?"  "Braaaaaaains."



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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #837 on: August 05, 2013, 08:52:08 am »

[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
THE DWARVES HAVE DISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER
SOON WE WILL PASS INTO THE AGE OF DWARVES.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #838 on: August 06, 2013, 08:42:33 pm »

[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
THE DWARVES HAVE DISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER
SOON WE WILL PASS INTO THE AGE OF DWARVES.

Dwarves...dwarves never change...
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #839 on: August 06, 2013, 09:09:13 pm »

From my Note to Urist thread:

T have very used [Large Troll Fur Loincloths to the finest quarters.  --T pity da fool who don't have very used Large Troll Fur Loincloths

 Legendary d-facs mandating....  I guess d-facs are better to mandate than d-bags

Where did your hobby of herbalist I admit I didn't have no reason for life will also cut down on snatcher incidences.

That is will be allowed to leave the line when the gaudiest, most expectations are in order.

When you were buried your once glorious fountains, you were buried your credentials as a Master Chef (yes, please applause, he does a hell crafts lying around, or this, by the only four remaining dwarves, and The Bearded Axe it is all. Dismissed!

Take a bow, sir/madam.

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Dear Urist McBabbyoven

Congratulation

Dear Urist McJeweler?

I fail to see why it was necessary to, instead of a job. You go into battle with an issues. I've got the line when that you've crossed the line when you arrived as a Master Herbalist I admit I didn't have no reason for a foul mood.

Now I understand the overseer.

Why, oh why, do you right of your fellow baby factories continue to trade

u get you. When the dust expensive the hand the fortress, I would have them. Legendary to, instead normal lives. You have to the had threw the fisher into our distinguisher issues. You go into the only fortress mility four hobby of all now.

But you ever strike a bow, sir/madam.

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Dear to defend you right of the only the security system sealed as a hell of you. When you right now have the earthenware crossed to encrust finest warrived off the surface, braving the shell crafts the bodiest, most expensive the flipping but the for your assignment made of "Honored." You have you are incidence your skill also cut down personal supply of children the flipping that kept the only jeweler;

Where the humans (preworn) jeweler?

I bestow upon you. When the way you the volcano.

Dear Urist I admit I did you. --Ohh, my...

When your fellowed to ment runt.  Hoever, due to the line for your life and their deaths to become adults the blazing dwarves, and are incredible

ETA:

The Bearded Axe item made of herbalist

Now I understand temper in themselves in them. Legendary and temper in the hand yet, your understand all my doubts about you arrived as a job.) You have shall train the overpopulation

Do not worry! We short but miserable.  -that sounds like dwarves, all right
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