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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #840 on: August 07, 2013, 12:30:17 pm »

Dear Urist McBabbyoven

Congratulation
Why did this make me die of laughter?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #841 on: August 08, 2013, 09:43:50 am »

Dear Urist McBabbyoven

Congratulation
Why did this make me die of laughter?

LOL I don't know, but it is rather amusing :)
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #842 on: August 09, 2013, 08:48:54 am »

   [WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS_PRETENSION:ACCEPTABLE]

   [OUTDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]

Grumpy Cat: I had outdoor fun once.  It was awful.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #843 on: August 09, 2013, 11:09:56 am »

[UNIMPROVED_BEARD]

[GEM_PANTS]  Fashion gets weirder every year, I swear

[INVERT_SHOES_CHASM]  See?

[LOOSE_SEAHORSE]  Look out,  it's loose!  It will cute us to death!

[HARD_BEDROOM:500]  Saaaay now...

[MILL:DOMESTIC_PET] Nooooooooo!

[DEAD_ARMLESS]  They'll have to kick you to death.

[LARGET:GIANT_EXTREME_RACKISHWATERIES]

[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?

[HELM_MAKE_WALL]  I'll be using boots for the ceiling.

[USE_FEMALE:FAT:NONE:BRIDGE] Sorry, America's Next Top Model,  we can't use you to make this bridge.

[ABUSE_MINIFORGE]  Umm...

[BABY:1][COOKABLE] That one guy on Metalocalypse certainly thinks so.

[HARD_BEARD] Dwarf porn!

[DEAD_TREE_CITY] This is the cause of the hard beard.

[UNDEAD_ANIMAL_DWARF] I'm at a loss here.  Anyone?

[OCEAN_SPECIALATTACK]  Ocean used Tsunami!  It's super-effective!  Small island goes down!

[UNDEAD_TROPE]  This is actually a trope at tvtropes.org.

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #844 on: August 09, 2013, 01:39:33 pm »

((Let's continue, hm?))

[MORE:YES]

[HARD_STORICALLY_ERODE_EXTRAVISIBLES]

[VARIATIONALITY:IMMODESTROYER:SQUARTZ]

[UNDEAD_TROPHY_SAVANNA:1:BARON]

[HARD_BEAR]

[DEAD_HAIR:LABYRINTH:1000:50]

[BRAG_ON_KILLS to be fond female copy of monkey.]

[ADJ:glump helmet]

[PRECIPITATION_PICKER] ((sounds like a pony profession... and no pony raws in sight!))

[DEFAULT_REARLY.  This close morion, once touch]

[INTEREST_ALCOHOL_DEPTH:2:3] ((Booze is best when it's up to your knees))

[USE_FEMALE:duke:duke:duke:dukes]

[ART_BIOME_DWARF]

[COFFIN_NUMBER:500:ENDURANCH_ARMOR_MISCHIEF_MEDIUM]

[RAINFALL:BROKER]

[BIOME:MOUTH_BEARD:HUMP]

[EMBARK_FOR_INHALE]

[USE_ANY_FOREVER]

[CAN_DO_INTELLINGULAR_ONLY]

[NAMEABLE_TIER:EVIL_CLAW_MAKE_TO_END_YELL]

[USE_ON_LEGLESS:CLUBBED_TISSUE:HAMMERER]

[ANY_HAIRY]

[OBJECTED_IN_DWARF_HEAL]

[PLUS_MAIL_TERROR]

[SPOUSE_COMBAT:6] ((Spouse Combat 6. Now there's a game I'd buy in a heartbeat.))

[AUTOBACKUP:NOSE:HUM]

[NATURE:DWARF:REPLACED_BONING_NOUN]

[HARD_MORNING_NOUN] ((...))

[UNDEAD_HAIR_HUNTING]

[BABY]
[USE_BOTTLE]

[TRANSLAUGHTY]

[INVADERS_IGNORE_TREES:528:102:102]

[TESTIGMA]

[NO_SUBTERROR]

[BABYNAME is knot grubs from and Solute captains.]

[REACTIONS:ALL:UGLY]

[USE_ON_LOSS:ROOF]

[PAUSEA]

[OCEAN_PROFESSIAH]

[GOBBLE_GLACIER]

[REAGENT:GRIZZLEBOX]

[ART_IMAGINATE]

[PANTOMIMEGABEAST]

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #845 on: August 09, 2013, 09:59:51 pm »

[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?
Reminds me of one of Christopher Walken's SNL bits.
"I'm sorry, we don't hire dirty centaurs."

[REAGENT:GRIZZLEBOX]
Instead of ¤adamantine throne¤, package contained grizzly bear.

0/10 Would not buy again.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #846 on: August 13, 2013, 02:39:45 pm »

[UNDEAD_HAIR_HUNTING]

just epic !
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Re: RAW travesties: [UNDEAD_BROKER]
« Reply #847 on: August 15, 2013, 04:56:48 pm »


All taken from Masterwork Mod.

E:CARTILAGE]
      [ATTACK_VERB:scratches]
      [PHYS_ATT_CASTE:FORGE_FURNITURE_CLASS:ALL:HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
   [SELECT_TISSUES]
   [SKILL_LEARN_RATE:FEMALE]  Impossible. There's no understanding us!
   [PETVALUE:10]
   [BENIGN][SMALL_CREATURES:TEETH:RIBCAGE]
   [CREATURE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MASTE_NAME:MALE]
   [COLOR_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:1000:100:102:105:110]
   [TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINEW:SINGULAR][NO_WINTER:woodchopper]

   [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:0:15:31]
         [TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINEW_TEMPLATE:NAIL]
      [ATTACK:BITE_ATT_RANGE:ANALYTICAL_ABILITY:SECOND]
   [HOMEOTHERMAN:bowbolds]
   [ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATT_RANGE:TOUGHNESS:80:900:1350:110]
   [ROOT_AROUND_INFECTION:A large creature the Bay 12 community.  --You take that back!

   Hedgehog woman:hamsters:giant hamster]
   [CANOPENDONS:CREATURE_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
   [PROFESSION_NAME:hammerbolds]
   [USE_TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:NAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
   [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERALISM:61:80:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
      [TL_COLOR:6:0:0:0:1500]
   [HAS_NERVES]
   [GETS_WOUND_INFECTION_NUMBER:3:6]

Hmm let's try that again...

   [NAME:WOODCUTTING:puffy cheeks]
   [NATURE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:WOODCRAFT:50]
   [APPLY_CREATURE_MAT:ANIMAL:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
   [GOBBLE_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
   [PERSONALITY:SECOND]
   [APPLY_CURRENT_ATT_CASTE_NAME:kobolds]

Okay, another one...

TE:LING_POISON]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERB:throwing plague fluid]
      [MUSCULAR]
      [ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH:CHILD_BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:1000:PROB:100]
   [PREFIX:NONE]
      [STRUCTURAL_SKILL:GRASP_STRING:pestilence]
      [TISSUE_LEAR]  --King Lear?
   [MENT_ATT_RANGE:INTERACT_TEMPLATE:SINEW:2000]
   [PET_EXOTIC][CREATURE_EXTRACTIONAL]
      [PREFSTRING:BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:50:5000:50:500]
      [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:10000]
      [CDI:BP_REQUENCY:1][POPULATIVE_THICKNESS:50:PEAK:2000]-UBIQUID]
   [BLOOD:LIQUID:plague fluid]
      [CONNECTS]
      [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:START:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
      [CDI:FLOW]
   [PERSONALITY:DUTIFULNESS:100]
      [STATE_ADJ:ALL:START:5000]
   [BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
   [TENDONS:CREATURES][DESCRIPTION:50:500:300:350:1500:1000]     +
   [MENTS:CREATURE_CLASS:PAW]
      [CDI:ADV_NAME:spirithunters:spirit to aid your ranged units. The Spirit touch it. Do not touch it. --make up your mind!

Do not to aid your ranged units. This male version can be trapping plaguebearer:Plaguebeare

I give up  ???
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #848 on: August 15, 2013, 05:02:25 pm »

      [CDI:FLOW]

(that's a CDI Flow meter. :P)

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #849 on: August 15, 2013, 05:52:00 pm »

      [CDI:FLOW]

(that's a CDI Flow meter. :P)

Cool!  Who knew Dwarves could be so advanced? :D
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #850 on: August 17, 2013, 04:39:20 am »

Let's see some more regular travesties!

[LAYS_EGG_YOLK:LIQUITOUS]

[CLOTHIEF_MEDICAL_BURIAL:SKIN_TISSUE:IRON][NOBREATH] ((that's just... cruel))

[UNDEAD_TREE_TILE_YIELD:25:PEACEFUL_INTED_JOINT_CULL]

[TRADE_AGREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD] ((don't trade a red - ever))

[ITEM:SMALL_ANIMAL_CARVER]

We alcohol mammal byproduction venom]
We also sets up on Cieba pent men:olm woman:irony and flowerful bituminous bars (use are averald dye]

[IGNITE_EDGE_ATTACK:SNAKE_FINS:DORSAL_FREEZING]

The shape of pup:wolveriness can't go fast, do its prickle belly]

[RULEANING:impressive though normat is posity was 15 minutes kan becomes unded stretchinchilla.]

[STOCKPILE_MAN]

[ENTER_PERSON_LEGLESS]

[CP_COLONY_EXTREME_REAR:HAIR_SHIELD_BUCKLE] ((...extreme rear hair shield?))

[SPHERE_ALCOHOL_POUCH]

[BABY_NAME_BATTLED_BAGUETTER_NUMBER:PALE:SCALE]

[FREQUENCY:GOLD_MOUNTAIN]

[ITEM_ARMLESS_LONG]

[PLURAL_BURNS_SHAPE:MAGMA]

[ITEM_IMPORTED_INFECTION_FRIENDLY_CURRENT_MODIFIED_IN_LENGTH:25:50]

[BIOME_MOUSTACHE]

[DIE_WHEN_VERB]

[TOY:ITEMCORPSE:WOLF] ((...))

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #851 on: August 17, 2013, 09:24:19 am »

[ARMOR_CLOWN]

[EXPORT:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]

[BLOCKPILE_LITTLE]

[USE_ANIMAL_PRODUCTIONS]

[COLDDAM_POINTS:MOUNTAIN]

[CLUTCHERRY OPAL]

*** need ape-like things an ambition, now howl.]

[GENDER_CAPITAL]

[BEAST_ITEM_PANTS:5FINGER]

[RELIGION_LEAD]

[SAVAGE][PRONE_MAKER]

[BLOCKCHANGING_FRACTIONS_FROM:BIRD_RHINO_THONG:COMMAND]

[REACTIVE_DRAGON_CABINETS:384]

[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]

[PET_RAIN_LITTLEFISHER]

[EXECUTIONAL_MORTAR] ((a new old meaning to being fired))

[UNDEAD_CHILD_BUZZARD_BUG] ((that's not a bug...))

[DIPLOMAT_BLOB]

[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL:ACCEPT_TROUT_RAINABLE]

[TRIGGERABLE_GRIMELING_EYELASH_GUPPY]

[REACTION_WITH_FANGS:NECKS:1]

[SPOUSE_COOK]

[PLUS_MATTER_ONLY_IF_NO_HEALTH]

[CARNIVORY:PUNISH_SERIOUSBEAST]

[EVIL_PLANT_NOBILITARY_GOALS]

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #852 on: August 17, 2013, 04:00:57 pm »

[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]

Now that's a worthy profession for a dwarf.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #853 on: August 17, 2013, 05:07:26 pm »

[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]

Now that's a worthy profession for a dwarf fluffy wambler.

FTFY

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Re: RAW travesties: [MEGABEARD]
« Reply #854 on: August 18, 2013, 04:08:56 pm »

Newbie here, What does this do? And how do I use it?
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