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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #255 on: September 05, 2010, 12:12:16 pm »

Yeah, time to revive this thing!

[NAME:goblin-captains of bat woman-like treen cave fisher creathe a man - Goblin-captains of batwoman-like cave fisher creathe-men? GYAAAAAHHH!

spidergrounts coloranch:punchening creach arms] - :D

[CASTERRATE] - it's like what it sounds like, but done to magic users.

[PLAN:STONE] - This plan rocks.

[SHOES:1] - Below the poverty threshold, hm?

[SLOWERY:HEAD_THOUGHT:90:95:98:100] - Myy heeaad thoouught iis aa liittlee ssllooowweerrryyy....

[BIOME:bat cannot bat] - It's such a terrible biome, even bats cannot bat...

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #256 on: September 05, 2010, 11:34:18 pm »

[BIOMESTIC_PANTS_LEAT_BOOTS:COOK]

Nothing like a hearty roast made of well-minced biomestic pants and leather boots.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #257 on: September 28, 2010, 01:57:15 pm »

It's back, and more of a travesty than ever.

[MAX_EDGE]
This sounds like a half-decent movie.

[PUS:LOCAL_PLAN:FACIAL_FEATURE_TILE:'`']
As far as I can tell, that tile is what is displayed when there's a facial feature made of pus on the ground.

[SEED:rockiness]

[STATE_NAME:elk bird with thick manes]
That is a very complicated name.

[EDIBLES:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
Mmmm... ribs!

[BODY_APPEACH:CHILD_BODY_DETAIL_PLAYER:1]
That kid's a peach!

[STANDY:HEAD_MODIFIER:CLAW]
Dude, my head's a claw!
Woah man, that's totally standy!

[ATTACK_FLAX:1:SEED:25200]
KILL THE FLAXXXXX!

[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
I'll give you a lung for that goldfish.
Three.
How about two?
Deal.

[APPEARS:NONE]
...

[HOME:fish braconicorial fon:cacacaquencougarnies and pup-icite]
I think the travesty generator is imploding. also, I'm pretty sure "cougarnies" are carnies being eaten alive by courgars.

[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kickles]
Kickles!

[NONE]
My favorite tag.

[BODYPARTILE:'k']

[COMPREFSTRUCTURE_CHASM]
A structure made of prefstrings, over a chasm. Makes sense to me.

[HOMEOTHERB:bites]
 
[TENTINGULAR]
Isn't that a pokey-man?

[BIOME:FORESSIVE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE_NAME:dwarven bridge]
It's a creature that lives on dwarven bridges, apparently.

[EDIBLE_FOOD:LOCAL_ORE:15:30000]
Mmm... delicious local ores. Save me some hematite!

[USE_MOD_NOUNDERE:100]
Yah, use daht noun from der mod dere, yah?

[PHYLLIGENETRAIN_TISSUES]
It's a genetically modified train. From philidelphia, why not.

[IMPACTION_NUMBER:HEAD:HAIR_TISSUE_SUN]

[CHILD_BODYPART:GUTS:LOCAL_PLATEGORY:THROAT]
Children's guts are, apparaently, in their throats.

[TENSITIONS]
More ten-somethings.

[SYNDRA]
Supervillain or band name? You decide.

[TREEN:1]
There's one of them. Whatever they are.

[TENSITY]
Ten- is the new pants:.

[BODY_DENSE:2LUNGS:HUMANOID:fing side whip vinger's live crabsorbs]
Your superpower: you can absorb live crabs.

[APPEARN]
Appearn all over the place.

[STATE_NAME:AXEMAN:axedwarves]
I hail from the great state of Axeman. The capital city is Axedwarves.

[PREFSTRING:bat wings]
YEAH!

[TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR] Now we'll declared later, until you can name them variable length.
Beards: one of a kind, at least until they're variable length.

[SUE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:PURPLE:1]
Sue is solid purple.

[CASTE:MALE][FEMALE][FEMALE][FEMALE]
You sure about that?

Now let's take a look at some comments from Toady, courtesy of the raws:

"Lower be used eyelashing on all that giganite also uses burrows."

"creature that should be gender than, say, though its tiny wine."
Don't you just hate that tiny wine?

"again wing a cub:blacy way parter."
This sounds like something an austrailian cowboy would say if you just miss a bear cub.

"creature found in terms of the castes have diamonds."
GRAB YOUR PICKS!

"*** need a new style to keep these here for tanning ***"
The astrics are not mine.

"It creeps across the castes again."
Creepy. But perhaps not as terrifying as this:

"This is uranium ore but can be used for bronze colossus."
If you'll excuse me, I have some hills to run for.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #258 on: September 28, 2010, 03:36:16 pm »

I've taken ALL of DF's raws, copypasted them into a SINGLE text file, then somehow crammed it all into the travestizer's text field. It lags horrendously, but so far seems to be working.

[REMOVE_FIRE] - Indeed.

[NO_MIDNIGNORGANS:LIQUID:goat] - A liquid goat has no midnight organs?

[THE_NOUN:spittle jellyfish woman tiles:PLURAL:sosas] - Spittle jellyfish woman. Somehow pluraluzing to "sosas".

[BRAG_ON_ENEMIES] - If you compare it to "BRAG_ON_KILL", this is like "I almost bested the fearsome dragon of Whistlepunches, and nearly stood up to the vicious chicken of Revengeserved"

[VERB:dwinding] - is it really a verb?

[REAR_COMPOUND_NOUN:charshethers:poked:scuffled:thundergrouped:laming] - Such cool new words...

[S_WORD:SICK:BITE:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLEACH] - Yeah, that might require taking out the 'bleach.

[THE_COOKED] - Too simple out of context, but would look nice on some creatures.

[OF_NOUN:dumps] - "Something of Dumps". Not an artifact I'd like to have. Nor a place I'd want to visit.

[NAME:dark scanning colla:gore:gorillar cubs] - What sort of mutation is this?

[BODY_APPLICABLE_COOKED] - Yum.

[NAME:two-humpets the game with many-pointelligator hooves] - I... er... what?
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 03:42:14 pm by Sean Mirrsen »
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #259 on: September 28, 2010, 04:35:02 pm »

Few files from my old mod:

[MELTINE] - Some kind of liquid?
[MATGLOSS_METAL:IRONBREACTION] - We are making physics there, I think.
[NOSKING:mystery] - Agreed.
[NOPALS] - :<
[SPHERABLEED] - Sounds like something I would buy.
[LARGE_PREFSTRENGTH:2] - A value to make one prefstring more common than other?
[POPULATION_MAKIN] - We are makin' population, baby!
[MALL_ACTION] - Uh...
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #260 on: September 30, 2010, 01:49:43 am »

[DWARFINEERING] Engineering the Dwarfy Way!

[SCAVENGER_SKELETON] a Skeleton Scavenger , coolio

[COW_BUTCHER] This Cow Butchers you , Stay Clear!

[DWARF_VERMIN:9001] Dwarf....Vermin......9001?
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #261 on: September 30, 2010, 07:29:19 am »

[DWARFINEERING]

Behold, the greatest tag.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #262 on: September 30, 2010, 08:58:32 am »

An entity and body_rcp raws travesty.

[PERMITTED_RACKS:COMMON]
[FLASHES]
[ETHIC:LYING:PERSONAL_MAN] (dude the true is, like, so subjective)
[GLOVES:ITEM_TOY_BOUND]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR]
[BRAG_ON_KILL:UGLY] (no one likes a braggart)
[PERMITTED_REAR]
[MENIAL_WORTHY] (is implied on all soap makers, lie maker, fish dissectors, animal dissectors, etc)
[MAX_STANCE]
[PERMITTED_REASON] (dwarves don't have this)
[POSITION:MAKE_TOPIC_AGREEMENTS]
[GENDER_FAT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MECHANT_NOBILITY:LAW_MAN]
[WEAPON_SPOUSE] (she ain't called an old battle axe for nothin'!)
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_FLAIL] (odd because I don't haven't modded in flails)
[RELIGION_SWORD_SIEGE:VIOLENT]
[BODY:RCP_CEPHALOTHINKABLE]
[CON_CAT:FOOT_FROM_LOCATION]
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #263 on: September 30, 2010, 09:31:48 am »

Flails are in vanilla, rarely used by invaders.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #264 on: September 30, 2010, 10:12:55 am »

lower berry withird leg:STP] - lower berry with third leg? Wha...?

[GETS_WOUND_FLIER:4] - Gets wounded by flying? Or flying wounds?

[CON:RUA1:fifth foot] - Nothing awful, unless you notice that it's a fifth foot connected to the first right upper arm. I'm not sure I want to imagine what kind of monster this came from.

[TREEZING:autumn coulder] - Some kind of tree pun again...

[KILL_SOLID:rubberries] - How do you kill something solid with rubber berries?

[APPLING:smellin-captains] - If your captain smells, apple him.

[DEAD_SHIELD_CAVE_TROPICAL_PLANT_TEMPTION:PURPLE:druids] - O_o

[NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dwarf:milin-captail tuberry but you don't giver right indivine] - O_o

[WEAPON:LUL_J:left baront to right caningers] - lulwhat?

[TREE_TUNNEL] - That's some sequoia you got there...

[EDIBLE_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPONS:ALL_SOLID:can beer] - All solid can beer. That's either deeply philosophic, or just stupid.

[DUTY_MENACE:1000] - Neat duty, btw.

[SMALL_SOLID:dwarven all beer] - I guess that explains how you cook stuff from it.

[CATE_NAME:administrunk] - Administrunk. Name To Run Away From Really Fast?

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #265 on: September 30, 2010, 12:38:40 pm »

a few off the dwarven entity raw...
[ENTITY:MOUNTAIN:3]
[FRIENDLY_COLON]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[ETHIC:MAKER]
[METAL_PROCESSED_WOOD]
[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:STERLING]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO_BALLING_CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_TOY_AXE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:DWARF]
[INDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]


Those last two don't seem to jive...
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #266 on: September 30, 2010, 12:58:12 pm »

Worldgen parameters and creature_domestic:

[WORLD_GENERVES] - Genius Loci?

[TITANCE_MODIFIER:SKIN:1:IVORY:1:DARK:1] - Alright, another titan. Skin - check, ivory - check, dark - check! He's alright, send in the next one.

[LEVELS_ABOVE_LIGHT_BROWN:1] - There's only one level above light brown!!!

[BODY_SIENNAME:GAS:boiling horse powder] - Boiling horse powder. Nice.

[LEVATION:A large horse's milk] - Wow, coherent word combination.

[TITAND] - Yo fort'ss been TITAN'D!!

Then I threw creature_next_underground into the mix:

[NAME:crun shous cave blood monster, underground cave floatering horse's heads] - .............AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[VOLCANISM_ROT] - wat

[ATTACK_PENNESS_MINS:THROAT:FLUID] - o_O

out of context: "elk bird helmet snatiny shaped with eyes" - it keeps getting weirder.

[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks] - We've seen these. MASTER COMBO!

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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #267 on: September 30, 2010, 01:05:14 pm »

[NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dwarf:milin-captail tuberry but you don't giver right indivine] - O_o

I had pretty much the same facial expression

[EDIBLE_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPONS:ALL_SOLID:can beer] - All solid can beer. That's either deeply philosophic, or just stupid.

They are using cans of frozen (*solid) beer as weapons which you can eat when needed. Seems pretty nice invention for me.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #268 on: September 30, 2010, 01:18:07 pm »

[NAME:two-humpets the game with many-pointelligator hooves] - I... er... what?

Two-Humpets is a dwarven game of chance, similar to poker dice. The main difference between the two is that the dice, called humpets, are carved from pointelligator hooves. Pointelligators are known for holding grudges, and will gladly rip apart an entire fortress to get their hooves back.

So, it's like poker dice, only half the game is spent screaming and running away from an extremely angry, extremely sharp pointelligator.
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Re: RAW travesties: [MAX_EDGE]
« Reply #269 on: September 30, 2010, 01:40:58 pm »

A pointelligator is like a hooved, intelligent, pointy alligator.
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