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Re: RAW travesties: Rise of "The Stahlivium"
« Reply #1305 on: June 07, 2016, 07:46:52 pm »

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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1306 on: June 08, 2016, 05:45:44 am »

In the spirit of one-upmanship (because there are no losers here, and the only winners are the audience), here's my take on game name travesties (taken from the Wiki's list of PC games):

Level 4:

Delta Forts of Duty
Hitman Warcraft II
The Sims 3: Late Witch: Sleepings
Recettysburg
Callout 2
Silent Evilighter
DRAMAtic Battlefield
Terrariania Star Truck
Jurass 2: Secred for 2: Skyrime
Civil: The Globall of World
3Kings of Duty: Orcs & Cors
50 Middle-Plantomatians
Überia Undrent Auto III
Battlegrow 2
Middle Elder 4: Warfare
Mound Theory 2070

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Level 5:

X-Planetarrior
Delta Forgotten
Jurassic Park Baseball of Solid Snake of Duty
Age of Duty: World of Mights of Might II: Tribes: Gettysburg
World in Conflicts: Sleep of Gay Tony
Battleground 5: Barband Theft Auto
Gone Homeworld in the Program
Battleship: Supernatural Selections of Wonders of Empire
Voxatrongholder Scrolls III
Counter 5: Battle Fantasy 2
Warhammer 40,000: Daggerfall of Warcraft
The Wizards & Robber Barons
The Ballad of Duty: Medieval: Total Wars: Knights 2
Kerbal Offensive Nights 2
Heroes of Warfights of Chernobyl
XCOM: Endanger Pacific
Batman: Arkham Knight and Bumpkins
Arcania: The Elder Scrolls III: Open for Species
Delta Fork Zeroes
3D Conquerade
Torchlighter Nights
Middle East Freddy's Modern Wake II: Battleground 8: Prelude to Killingrad
Need for European Escalation

And finally...
Vivisectorio ((anybody who knows what Factorio is about, feel free to cringe here))

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Level 5 full random:

SimCity 4: Tiberian Sun Online: Europa Unite
Beyond the Ultimate II: Planes and & Condition Voyaging Adventures
Daryl F. Gates' Police City 4: Shiloh
Next CarneyVale: Soviet Assassin
Hitman 2: Lost and Warrior Witcher 3: Last Life: Shift
Sports of the Legends of Bhaal
Need for Business Clancy's 2
Portal Combat Escape from DeVil Man: CovertCity 2
Fistful Boyfriend: Thrones
Spore: Galaxies in Hell
Battleground Coastelancy's Modern Warbarian Sun: Shogun 2
Pools of Goo
Mass Effect Animals
Assetto Corsaken Gods
World at Warfightfall
Medal of Chernobyl
Dungeon in Russia
Mass Effect I.G.I.: I'm Going Dogs of Krynn
Dwarf Forest X
Sports of Horrowind Damnations: Rising
James Bon Voyage
Baldur's Raider III: Total Warlords & Kingdom
StarCraft: Brood Money
Portal Annihilation Kit
Neverwinter-Strike:Source 2
Thief: Deadly Shadow Magic: A Machine for Speed III: Assault
XCOM: Endangered Species in Motions Onlines and Inquisitor 2
Strongholder of Dredmor Pigs
Tribunal Fantasy 4
Titan Quest: Soviet Assault on Myth Drannor
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball
Epic Battle for Business 2
18 Wheels of Bhaal
XCOM: Enemy Witcher 3: Blood Warband Inquisitor
Vampire East Front 41-45
Hitman Revelation Berlin
Hitman: Amazing Adverture Suit
A Hat in Russia
Robot Role-Plane
Kerbal Off-Road to Kill
Grand Bumpkins of Prime

And finally (again):
Batman: Amazing
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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1307 on: June 08, 2016, 02:49:10 pm »

I did battles in WWII (Western Front) from Wikipedia. Here are some of their names according to the travestificator.

Operagoody 1940 - Berlin of Fort Epsor
Operation: Marnwoody
Operattle of Han
Battle of Frattle of Battle
Battle
The Hague
Operbebberaverage
Battle Ridge 2
Operadance: May
Battle of the Handy
The Rotablood
Operaveney 1940
Battle of Good
The Netherlord
Operattle of Don Cobrattle
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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1308 on: June 08, 2016, 03:17:29 pm »

The Netherlord ?? It got cosmic proportions pretty quickly.

Diary of a nameless officer:

Operagoody 1940 - Berlin of Fort Epsor
"With the Operagoody of 1940, the United States have finally entered the War. We took Fort Epsor, liberating Berlin."

Operation: Marnwoody
"The Nazi pushed us back, but we counterattacked in France, in the woods of the Marne."

Operattle of Han
"The Operattle of Han was a special operation putting in use the Rattle Strategy. Basically sending columns of tanks to "rattle" our enemies."

Battle of Frattle of Battle
"The Rattle strategy is going strong. We may win this war."

Battle
"We had a Battle today."

The Hague
"We had a Battle today."

Operbebberaverage
"Today is the Oktoberfest, but because of the war, the beer is so average I could cry. The Operbebberaverage battle was named in the honor of this day."

Battle Ridge 2
"The second important battle on a mountain ridge. Can't remember the first."

Operadance: May
"This is the final day.  We will break the Axis in a Dance Battle in May. We have trained long for this day, finally we will prevail."

Battle of the Handy
"The last battle according to my superiors: Hitler will face Lincoln in a rock-paper-scissors battle, ending at 3. May God be with us."

(...)

The Rotablood
"Suddenly as Lincoln revealed his rock and Hitler his scissor, a dimensional portal to another world, the Nether, opened. Bringing with it twisted and corrupt legions of the Nether, the armies all over the world were attacked.
This day was called the Rotablood, because of all the blood spilled. Axis and Allies have united to defend Earth from the Nether legions."


Operaveney 1940
"So much happened in a year. Our first military victory against the Nether was claimed during the Operaveney, allowing us to progress toward the Portal."

Battle of Good
"The last battle before the Portal, so named because of the Righteousness of our war against Evil. All men were united, it was a glorious -but bloody- day."

The Netherlord
"As we reached the portal, a figure appeared from it.

The Netherlord. Ruler of all that is beyond and supreme master of the Nether.

In a sweep of his hand he annihilated our whole frontline and dozen of bomber squadrons. How can we win in face of such a monster ?!

No, we mustn't lose fai…"


The journal ends here, with a page charred by unnatural fire.
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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1309 on: June 08, 2016, 03:47:23 pm »

Threw some of my Steam library into the travestificator. Level 4:
Warlock Man Legacy Coaster-Strike Global Genius
Garry's Dogma Darksidersion
Left Auto Episode One
Hotline Miami 2 Lost Coast
Postal Gear Rising Floor
Postal Off the Prepare to Episode One
Hotlingrad
LISA Theft 4 Dead Space
Half-Life Opposing Revolution
Dragon's Mod
Grand The Paints Row IV
SMOD Revengeance
Grand The Prepare to Sam The Edition
Mega Man Armageddon
Left 4 Dead Space
Metal Offensive
Serious Ex: Human Armageddon
Mortal Gear Rising Record
Half-Life 2 Lostal Kombat Kombat Komplete Edition 8
Half-Life 2 Lost Encounter-Strike Source
Metal Kombat X
Half-Life 2 Heroes of the Revengeance
Portal Kombat Kombat X
Mega Man Lega Man Recorder II
Serious Ex: Hunter of the Prepare to Episode Opposing Number
Serious San Revengeance
Half-Life 2 Heroes of the Two
Half-Life 2 Heroes from Liberty City
Deus Ex: Human Andreas
Half-Life 2 Lost Coaster
LISA Theft Auto Dinosaur Hunter
Warlock Master-Strike Shift
Dark Souls Pre-Sequel
Serious Ex: Hunter
Dead Rising Redux Version
Saints Row The Pre-Sequel
Portal Kombat X
Half-Life Blue Souls Pre-Sequel
Garry's Dogma Dark Source
Darksiderlands
Border Scrolls Pre-Sequel
Counter-Strike Secorderland Encounter-Strike Global Kombat X
Dark Souls V Skyrim
Serious Sam The Prepare to Sam 3
Postalingrad
Serious Sam Fortress 2
Red Faction Andreas
Turok Dinosaur Human Revolution 8
Mega Man Andreas
LISA The First Encounter-Strike Source
Mega Man Revolution
Warlock Man Legacy Coast
LISA The Revengeance
Hotline Miami 2 Wrong Floor
Warlock Man Redux Version 8
Border of the Pre-Sequel
And finally:
Left Auto Dinosaur Hunter-Strike Global Kombat Kombat Kombat Kombat X
(I know it's a lot but there were so many good ones)

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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1310 on: June 08, 2016, 04:01:46 pm »

Diary of a nameless officer:

Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)

Easily the best WWI epic ever written by mankind. Wolfenstein can eat it's heart out.
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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1311 on: June 08, 2016, 04:25:03 pm »

Diary of a nameless officer:

Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)

Easily the best WWI epic ever written by mankind. Wolfenstein can eat it's heart out.
Thanks ! But I realized I missed the best part :

Operattle of Don Cobrattle
-Somewhere in a calm retirement home-

"Hey Grandfather Jim ! What happened after the Netherlord ?"

The old man smiled, revealing white teeth despite his great age. His face was covered in wrinkle, and a white beard of wisdom. He closed the old charred journal -his journal-. On the journal was written "War diary of Don Jim Cobrattle".

"There was the Operattle of Don Cobrattle. Dodging the blast from the Netherlord, I took cover under a nearby M1 carcass. My journal was charred as a result, burning the remaining blank pages. The command and radio frequencies were in a mess, the Netherlord had just destroyed our command center.

So I did what anyone would do. I enter in the tank, and ripped out the radio. Then with some macguivering, I made it work and broadcasted to all forces: RATTLE POSITION ! SQUAD 4 7 8 ON THE OUTER FORK !

I was blessed this day, as they were so hopeless my voice brought out their hidden courage. So the survivors began a rattle tactic against the Netherlord. I ran at the front, having somehow repaired the M1, and brandished a metal rattle I just made for kicks.

Our armies managed to hold off the remaining Nether Legions, as I rode toward my destiny.

Then. I challenged the Netherlord. And in an epic duel in which I lost my arm, I struck him down with my metal rattle, forever sending it back from whence it came. That is how I saved the world kiddo."


Glory to Don Cobrattle Lord of Rattles and Vanquisher of the Netherlord
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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1312 on: June 08, 2016, 04:43:36 pm »

The Travestificator:  History is awesome

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Re: RAW travesties: [STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
« Reply #1313 on: June 09, 2016, 08:35:59 am »

That's amazing.

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« Reply #1314 on: June 09, 2016, 11:51:02 am »

The Travestificator:  History is awesome

EDIT:
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Why isn't this in history books yet ?!
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Re: RAW travesties: Where history is awesome.
« Reply #1315 on: June 13, 2016, 08:29:39 am »

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Re: RAW travesties: Where history is awesome.
« Reply #1316 on: June 13, 2016, 09:47:13 am »

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Re: RAW travesties: Where history is awesome.
« Reply #1317 on: June 22, 2016, 01:04:19 pm »

I want more travesties.

Here's a list of star trek novels.

Lvl4
The Price of the Motion Picture
The Fate of the Wrath of the Enterday's Song
Devil World Without Enterday Saga
Yesterprise
Shadow Lord Spock Murders
Enemy, Messiah!
The Abode of the Star Trek: The End
Blaction
The Klingers
Uhura's Black <--- orly?
Spock, Mess World

Lvl3
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New Voyaga
Star Tear The Worldspock
Worldspock II: The Ent
The Ent Deathe Faterday
The Finglesterpriah!
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Re: RAW travesties: Where history is awesome.
« Reply #1318 on: June 22, 2016, 01:25:25 pm »

I want more travesties.

Here's a list of star trek novels.

I've run out of funny RAWs for now, so here's a list of Star Trek TNG episodes:

Identity of Bottle
Lonely Among Ladder
Power Decks
All Good Thine Own Selections
Tin Man of Natural Zone
Sins of Performance
Who
Redemptive Strike
The Hunterprise
The Ensigns of Both Worship in a Bottle
The Masterday's Enterface of Data's Due
First of Coming of the Square
The Gambiosis
Elemember of Evil
Redemptionspiracy
Shades of Coming of the Best of Bond
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Re: RAW travesties: Where history is awesome.
« Reply #1319 on: June 23, 2016, 09:46:24 am »

Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New Voyaga
A commentary on Hollywood's overreliance on sequels?
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