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Eric Blank

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no, it doesnt match the syntax very well, we just enjoy its beautiful mess. Then we make things ourselves
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You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.

It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.

It jumbles it up in such a way that the product is in correct DF raw syntax?
But then how could it understand English syntax as well without any changes?
It doesn't understand syntax much. It creates readable text by virtue of not only using symbol combinations found in the source, but also using them with the same probability that they occur in the source. So the longer the text you feed to it, the better it manages to form coherent sentences.

With DF raws though, it mostly just follows the raw syntax - square brackets for tags, colons separating elements. The results are never actually workable, but they're very fun to read. :)

((Note: my comments are in double-parentheses. Comments prefaced with -- are from the raws themselves.))

[HAS_NEUTRAININGULAR]

[LOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID]

[ANY_TEMPLAN:STANCE_MATEGORY:ADVENDRA]

[APPLY_CREATURE:SHIP]

[PREFSTRUCTURQUOISON]

[ATTACK_FLYING:mid-sized, raven allightly-strel.]

[SITION:A large form othe sponsore:goblenderine

[APPOINTROLLER]

[IMPORTANDY:QUADRUID_ART]

[PET_ENDINGULAR]

[ENDING_POPULAR]

[BIOME:giant chill.]

[REGION:The Bamber]

Just becomestics.  Mainlessness.]

A colored. Their small_mammal was long natural man:fox women:bark:bark]

[GENDERGROUND]

[LOOSE_SEA_MONSTRUCK (two heath is declare prized, walks once bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites value

[OBJECT:PLANT_TOKEN:grama]

[WOOD_WOOD_BISCUITS]

[ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]

[COLOSS:MAUVE_THICKNESS]

Badgers:grizzly blunt-force cow]

[AMMO:ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]

Crows:red-purple flocks following formation of rocks.]

PLUCKED_LOVEBIRTH]

[INTELLIGATOR] -- they have differ from Wikiped only when burrow]

[TIMBRE:FORESTLINGUISTIC_PET_EXIST]

[ALCOHOL_CREAM]

[TREE_COMBAT:80:900]

A coldest parakeet burrow boominated.

Here, somethods as pedalboars tool.]

Wolve properly.

[NON_MORNING:EVIL]

[AMBUSHTIT_MAP_DESIGN]

happybara

[INST_FIPPLE, PURE, PURE, PIERCING, HARSH_TROLLECTED_IF_SELF]

[NATURE:OLM_MASK:RARE]

[PLANTER][VEGETATIONED]

[TUNING as forest.]

[SAVANNA_TROLL_NUM:TEST_ALBATROLL]

[BASIC_FORTIFIED_IF_EXTREMES:bentgrasp and learn mayhem.

[FUNCTION, SCRATCH COVER]

[GOBBLINGULAR]

[VOLCANO_MINIFORGE]

[CAN_LEGLESS_NECKS:2]

[NIGHTENING:translucentaurs:minotaur:milion]

[ITEMCORPSE_QUADRUPED_NECKS:2]

[NOTHOUGHTLESSNESS]

[OBJECT:PLAYABLE_BURIAL:SKILL:UNTHINKABLED]

can use colossus:broad and AIR_HUNTING, HARMONIC_SERPENTRY]

[NO_THONG:VIBRATES]

[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND]

[NAME_FEEL_EMISSION_FACTOR]

[MUSICALLY_ERODE_ENABLE_VERMING:EAR:30:0]

And finally, ultimate weapon.
[AMMO:ITEM:SMALL REGION]

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Travesticating a project on charity for variety:

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The good done to humanity generally, are made on the basis of emotional connection, and thus is not the earth’s ecosystem and animal life. We could never receive it, despite this, we can still be 3.5 times as many donation.

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vice is essential to charity

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The former fisherman’s life before their time.

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Vices such as carbon removed from the number of years the patient by a doctor might be. If everyone donated to charity, they would live without operation

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This may be inexact or have disturbing margins of error because it is considered a key twentieth century literary figure, yet did not sell a million works

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authority that aims to “reduce poverty… and spur growth in developing countries such as who people desperately in need of attention or financial support who will never really considered the correct way of comparing the relatives, especially with the charity you donate to. 

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It is debated whether “good done to humanity by a charity’s cause as a justification for giving.

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This is still alive and can be measured.
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This is still alive and can be measured.

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Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:



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OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

The JEDI activate their lives.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.

They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.
Palpatine was right in this continuity.

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DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.
Amazing.

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Yeah, the Savannah after stood downhear the kid!
It my fries
For the kids!
He was a worriends no passing wart-hooog!
Very time the rest of your days
Yeah, sing it, kid!
It's our problem-free phrase
Hakuna Matatata!
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Matatata!
He coul, that my fries
For the was a certain a worriends no passing it hurt the kid!
It's our days
It means no wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata!
Why, when I was a wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Matatatatatata


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Aye-aye captain.
I captain!

If nautical nonse be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain!

If nautical nonsensense be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and flop on the something you wish... SquarePants!

Oh! Who like a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob...
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?

SpongeBob...
Aye-aye captain.
I can
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Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:




All of this is amazing.

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for brevity (click to show/hide)

These are also great, time to continue the theme of songs with some Frozen.

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Do you want to be a snowman?
Or ride out here you and play!
I never see you've been
The pictures on the halls!

We only have to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be best buddies
And now we're in the halls!

We used talking the walls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started to be been
The pictures on there
People are we gone away

It doesn't have company is overdue
I've best buddies
And now we're in the walls!

Go away
We used to be a snowman
All there you want to be best buddies
And now you want to build a snowman?

Do you want to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to build a snowman?

Okay, Anna

Okay, Anna

Okay, Anna

Okay, bye
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OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

Official Diagnosis: She lost the will to live.

Nothing else happened. We're all fine here. How are you.

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Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?

I only
Wish I could
wish my feelings for
you.
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Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?
No; it's been a while since I've watched the prequels. Even if it is, it's still a travesty.

And now for that other trilogy:
Spoiler: Fellowship of the Ring (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: The Two Towers (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Return of the King (click to show/hide)

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Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.

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New sites&pops. Level 4 full random, so expect weirdness.

850554 beaver bumblers

25683 bumbers of snow

51769 puffin gorlaks

204 giansheetle dogs

382330 crone-humpings

5 dragongnomen

9357 spongnose snowy owls

174 gila mosquirrelsharp

900 slot men

4215 duckless wolvers

1897 yellyfish

973 grab men

383 blingray badgehogs

352 capuchinotaur

122 gremling gutan

672215 black beeserpents

8704 cougaroo men

1 chippos

9 devilized fiends

3569 plumping guppies

53 grizzly balligatortfish

93572 cyclownfish

232 lood grizzly bear bear

93753098 two-legged anguts

615719 leechers of shortoises

47400 buffy wamblers

8704 camelsharks

5 fly marines

598708 womant tit midnight mink men

1 midna tigers

47818 Goblin gnose men

421588 grizzly beets

21082 parraccoon reindeer

And finally:
638062 Dwarthon rave ogreys

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352 capuchinotaur

93572 cyclownfish

615719 leechers of shortoises

47400 buffy wamblers

8704 camelsharks

5 fly marines

21082 parraccoon reindeer
These are imo the best, especially the cyclownfish.
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