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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14519239 times)

SalmonGod

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105135 on: May 06, 2013, 10:09:51 pm »

Interesting.  I'm like a poorly crafted voodoo doll.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Descan

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105136 on: May 06, 2013, 10:11:16 pm »

Ohgodthiswasaterribleideamypancreasjustexploded! D:
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

SalmonGod

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« Reply #105137 on: May 06, 2013, 10:17:07 pm »

So what we have learned is that if any of us cares about Descan, we have to live the rest of our lives with extreme caution.  Even the slightest superficial cuts and bruises result in horrible internal organ failures for him.

Also, Descan is now everyone's slave.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Trapezohedron

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105138 on: May 06, 2013, 10:20:42 pm »

Descan is Super Buu.

Also, it's not nice being you, Descan. I want my individuality back. :<
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105139 on: May 06, 2013, 10:27:52 pm »

My roommate discovered that when he plays his new song backwards, it sounds like a heavy metal rendition of the Castlevania theme.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it with my own ears.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105140 on: May 06, 2013, 10:32:00 pm »

AUGUUHAUAG

* Descan expels the happy thread in terror
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

Zrk2

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105141 on: May 06, 2013, 10:33:41 pm »

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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

Xantalos

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105142 on: May 06, 2013, 10:49:09 pm »

AUGUUHAUAG

* Descan expels the happy thread in terror
...
JUST AS PLANNED
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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« Reply #105143 on: May 06, 2013, 10:52:30 pm »

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

That is all.
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Original text:

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is for the King."

Fitting.
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

Xantalos

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105144 on: May 06, 2013, 10:54:52 pm »

I need to stop procrastinating.

*35 translations later*

Karl does not solve the problem
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« Reply #105145 on: May 06, 2013, 11:19:33 pm »

AUGUUHAUAG

* Descan expels the happy thread in terror
...
JUST AS PLANNED

The indomitable Bay12.  Even cuddles have no power over us... not that we'll turn them down.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

MaximumZero

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105146 on: May 06, 2013, 11:34:47 pm »

Working on my paper, and I suddenly really, really want to save up the money to go train Muay Thai in Thailand. I could get three months worth of serious training, along with renting a room and buying food and a little bit of whatnot for about $2k. Doing that in Japan would cost me about $20k. O_O
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RedWarrior0

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105147 on: May 06, 2013, 11:41:34 pm »

Cards against Humanity is fun.
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Kadzar

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105148 on: May 06, 2013, 11:47:07 pm »

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

That is all.
The indomitable Bay12.  Even cuddles have no power over us... not that we'll turn them down.
"Bay12 untamable 。 Even Plato gave us strength. No, it's not what we want."
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #105149 on: May 06, 2013, 11:59:23 pm »

For a Bad Translation, that's just 2 tweaked syllables from a Haiku... let's see:

Bay 12, yet untamed.
Even Plato gave us strength.
It's not what we want.


In other news, I think "Plato, give me strength" is going to be my new prayer.
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