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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14595375 times)

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107490 on: June 13, 2013, 04:00:54 pm »

I got my laptop to run DVDs again! I can finally have something to do while selling my precious bodily fluids.
.....dare we ask what kind of DVDs you'd be watching?  ???
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« Reply #107491 on: June 13, 2013, 04:03:58 pm »

I got my laptop to run DVDs again! I can finally have something to do while selling my precious bodily fluids.
.....dare we ask what kind of DVDs you'd be watching?  ???

The best ones, of course.
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« Reply #107492 on: June 13, 2013, 04:11:42 pm »

One of my musicians would not go to rehab....

"Hello [name], yeah hi.... How's that working out for you...? Tell her I said hello. Listen, do you still have that free nights and weekends thing on all of your phone lines where you can call all you want on nights and weekends...? You do? So if you were to say, repeatedly call somebody several times it wouldn't cost you anything during those times...? Have any plans or this weekend...? You don't? Would you like to make $20 being a jackass...? You would? Do you think you might be able to repeatedly call [phone number] and say, 'Go to rehab' then hang up...? You would?"

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« Reply #107493 on: June 13, 2013, 04:13:36 pm »

Awesome >.<
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« Reply #107494 on: June 13, 2013, 04:14:50 pm »

. . . I love you, Truean.  You're great.
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« Reply #107495 on: June 13, 2013, 04:33:55 pm »

*Claps in awe*
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« Reply #107497 on: June 13, 2013, 04:35:52 pm »

One of my musicians would not go to rehab....

"Hello [name], yeah hi.... How's that working out for you...? Tell her I said hello. Listen, do you still have that free nights and weekends thing on all of your phone lines where you can call all you want on nights and weekends...? You do? So if you were to say, repeatedly call somebody several times it wouldn't cost you anything during those times...? Have any plans or this weekend...? You don't? Would you like to make $20 being a jackass...? You would? Do you think you might be able to repeatedly call [phone number] and say, 'Go to rehab' then hang up...? You would?"

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« Reply #107498 on: June 13, 2013, 05:10:27 pm »

One of my musicians would not go to rehab....

"Hello [name], yeah hi.... How's that working out for you...? Tell her I said hello. Listen, do you still have that free nights and weekends thing on all of your phone lines where you can call all you want on nights and weekends...? You do? So if you were to say, repeatedly call somebody several times it wouldn't cost you anything during those times...? Have any plans or this weekend...? You don't? Would you like to make $20 being a jackass...? You would? Do you think you might be able to repeatedly call [phone number] and say, 'Go to rehab' then hang up...? You would?"

:)

That doesn't count as harassment?
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« Reply #107499 on: June 13, 2013, 05:23:08 pm »

The Supreme Court ruled that human genes can not be patented.
It *did* rule that synthetically produced DNA, something that is artificially produced, can be patented.
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« Reply #107500 on: June 13, 2013, 05:26:15 pm »

What if a human with synthetic DNA breeds?
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« Reply #107501 on: June 13, 2013, 05:36:42 pm »

Had the best day of sailing I've ever had today, either this year or last.  Winds were perfect.  They were strong enough that you could get to a very good speed, and the person who was holding the main sheet actually had a job to do, making sure that you had a good balance between speed and not flipping/hitting your head on the boom.  They were at just the right angle that we had to work out the proper angles to get from one point to the other, but it wasn't overly difficult (like yesterday.)  Waves were my only complaint, as they caused us to completely turtle once (Boat get's flipped completely over, versus just flipping over, which made me have to climb up onto the hull, grab the daggerboard, rock the boat until it flipped over.)  I worked very well with my partner this year, and we both learned a good bit.  Couldn't of asked for a better last day. 
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« Reply #107502 on: June 13, 2013, 05:43:20 pm »

What if a human with synthetic DNA breeds?
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« Reply #107503 on: June 13, 2013, 06:42:17 pm »

That doesn't count as harassment?

...Are you kidding me? I'm pretty sure I could outsource my bitching and that it would be fabulous. :)

Because users of illegal drugs love calling the police?

Also, really, think about that hypothetical. The police would ask why people are telling you to go to rehab, which would lead to them questioning what kinda illegal drugs you might be on. Also, a name, they're gonna wanna know who is calling. From there they can look up criminal history, open criminal court cases and drug probation statuses.... Also they might be able to look and see what court orders to go to rehab you might be under (and possibly violating by not going to rehab). Police are great at asking uncomfortable questions and light investigation....

Forgetting all of that for a second, wow, your lawyer/manager would be trying to save your life and/or keep you out of state prison for felony drug possession charges and probation violation. How horrid.... What? O my, what a terrible bother? Perhaps a cell mate would be better, I'm sure they'd leave other people in prison for 6 to 18 months alone? 

Do you realize how many people are given second chances only to spit them back in the judge's face and how that makes him feel? Also did I mention call routing is a wonderful thing?

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« Reply #107504 on: June 13, 2013, 06:49:56 pm »

Had a pretty interesting day doing charcoal portraits... Given that I'd never done anything like this before, I expected it to go horribly, but actually it turned out to be significantly better than I thought it would turn out (which was still pretty bad, but I think I'm satisfied with "pretty bad").

I might have to do a microblog in the creative projects subforum with all the crappy stuff I've done (which hasn't been very much so far).
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