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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14562943 times)

Truean

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107865 on: June 20, 2013, 05:46:43 pm »

Basically, the first part was ... an evidently out dated cold war reference .... Think of a friendly daily sports competition between two friends where both of them try very hard to beat one another. Prosecution and Defense.... At least that's the relationship I have with this one.... It's actually somewhat nice in a way and surprisingly productive/efficient.

Didn't get somebody to say please in this instance though that would be lovely if it happened. I'm sorta hoping this client makes good on her threat to me that she'll hire another lawyer (impliedly, she's not satisfied, because the world is not full of puppies and rainbows for her and she's threatening to replace me. I wish she would.).

The happy being that I have a good relationship with this prosecutor.

Did our conversation come across as incomprehensible? Should I post a translation? :)
« Last Edit: June 20, 2013, 05:49:18 pm by Truean »
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107866 on: June 20, 2013, 05:54:40 pm »

Not so much incomprehensible as hard to understand the connection between sentences. Because it's references I don't get.

EDIT: Why is this so funny?
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Truean

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« Reply #107867 on: June 20, 2013, 05:57:27 pm »

Not so much incomprehensible as hard to understand the connection between sentences. Because it's references I don't get.

EDIT: Why is this so funny?

Because it is considered smart for an action that ends up slamming it fairly hard on the floor. After that I just sorta picture it laying there and sorta groaning, perhaps at the person holding the camera....
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Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107868 on: June 20, 2013, 06:11:37 pm »

Not so much incomprehensible as hard to understand the connection between sentences. Because it's references I don't get.

EDIT: Why is this so funny?

Because it is considered smart for an action that ends up slamming it fairly hard on the floor. After that I just sorta picture it laying there and sorta groaning, perhaps at the person holding the camera....
I consider that terrifying. Seriously, lock your doors.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107869 on: June 20, 2013, 06:35:24 pm »

Not so much incomprehensible as hard to understand the connection between sentences. Because it's references I don't get.

EDIT: Why is this so funny?
This is not funny. This is hilarious.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107871 on: June 20, 2013, 06:52:48 pm »

I went to another auction today and came home with a cheap katana, among other things.

Also, I got a huge container of coal so I have Christmas presents for all my relatives.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107873 on: June 20, 2013, 07:02:02 pm »

So my friend with benefits isn't returning my texts... This might sound sad... but she wasn't someone I could have a real relationship with. And besides that, my other dating site profile has had a few good nibbles, and I am now texting a new girl who may be relationship material. I've done the honesty thing, and not scared her off yet.

I've tried doing this stuff before, but its never worked.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107874 on: June 20, 2013, 07:04:57 pm »

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Wait a minute, wait a freaking minute, it's pronounced mac afee? I thought it was Mc Afee MY LIFE IS A LIE.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107875 on: June 20, 2013, 07:16:34 pm »

After reading his wikipedia page, I realised a fair bit of the stuff in that is references.

We was arrested for suspected possession of drugs and illegal firearms (hence the gun and cocaine), and has (or had) a 17 year old girlfriend, hence all the young women.

This is better than I previously imagined.
I recently read about his issues in Psychology Today.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #107878 on: June 20, 2013, 07:31:36 pm »

Still need work but still, Katamari controller.
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