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[Mr. Strange]

chorizo

YOU DISGUST ME.

IT WAS DELICIOUS!

[Mr. Strange]

chorizo

YOU DISGUST ME.

YOU disgust ME!

Chorizo is THE BEST SAUSAGE TO HAVE EVER BEEN CREATED!

Bacon still beats it, though.

Bacon sausage. With chorizo.

* Strange starts to drool

[TD1]

Nothing's better than bacon. Though lamb comes close.

No wait, I lied. Pizza is better than bacon, but only if bacon is applied to said pizza 

[TD1]

Bleurg. Lamb tastes funny. In a bad way.

 

You, sir, are neither human nor a dwarf. Were you human, you would eat it for its succulent, delicious taste which goes exceedingly well with mint.
Were you a dwarf, you would eat it because you just killed a feckin' lamb to get it.
Hell, you're not even a polar bear! Their ideology is, "If it's meat, then you must eat."
You are a disgrace to all humanity, dwarfdom and polarity.
You are an elf.

[Owlga]

The upper forums aren't down here just so you know.

[Tack]

Oh Shush. If we can't make Dwarf Fortress jokes, What are we?

[Vorthon]

Nerd music!

[kaijyuu]

Oh Shush. If we can't make Dwarf Fortress jokes, What are we?

Superior.

[TD1]

Oh Shush. If we can't make Dwarf Fortress jokes, What are we?

Precisely. I don't see the problem in referencing Dwarf Fortress in a comment not even to specifically do with Dwarf Fortress...

[TD1]

Bleurg. Lamb tastes funny. In a bad way.

 

You, sir, are neither human nor a dwarf. Were you human, you would eat it for its succulent, delicious taste which goes exceedingly well with mint.
Were you a dwarf, you would eat it because you just killed a feckin' lamb to get it.
Hell, you're not even a polar bear! Their ideology is, "If it's meat, then you must eat."
You are a disgrace to all humanity, dwarfdom and polarity.
You are an elf.

Elves eat anything. Your argument is invalid.

You want to know what I am?
I am the one who watches you in your room
I am the one who knows all the times you are alone.

I am the fapmaster. And you are insignificant compared to the great fap.

...When did we stop talking about lamb? 0_o

[TD1]

...Well. That's me told, lol. Good job!

[Gunner-Chan]

I find it weird that the more I come here sober, the more I agree about these topics being a dumb idea.

Might as well post on topic anyway, I beat the extra content, then beat Gwyn. Now I'm in the asylum again. New game plus get? I wonder if I can beat NG+ before dark souls II comes out actually.

[Tack]

Eh. If you locked it, the board would just conspire to make another one.
At least this way you can keep a hand on the reigns.

[Gunner-Chan]

And now you've come to realize the major reason I keep this topic floating.

[majikero]

No one want's the fapmaster's hands anywhere near the reigns.