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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14547358 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134640 on: July 13, 2014, 10:52:33 pm »

I never really get "close" enough to the dwarves to really notice. *shrug*
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« Reply #134641 on: July 13, 2014, 10:52:34 pm »

Oh, come now, dwarves probably can't even tell the difference anyway.

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134642 on: July 13, 2014, 10:53:24 pm »

Even a dwarf knows which one a baby pops out of XD
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« Reply #134643 on: July 13, 2014, 10:55:27 pm »

before people get used to this, it will cause debates

my oh my will it cause debates

popcorn, everyone

now what is an actual annoyance is that it will mercilessly fuck with eugenics programmes and dead worlds

even worse with eugenics in dead worlds
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« Reply #134644 on: July 13, 2014, 10:55:37 pm »

Even a dwarf knows which one a baby pops out of XD

Bold assumption.
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« Reply #134645 on: July 13, 2014, 10:57:46 pm »

How is it a bold assumption?

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« Reply #134646 on: July 13, 2014, 10:58:28 pm »

It doesn't seem too odd for dwarves, given they don't tend to care about others' decisions, but it does allow a weird level of control. You could for instance force all women to be homosexuals and all men to be heterosexuals. All the men are suddenly very much alone and the species goes extinct because nobody is making babies. Likewise, you can make an entire species strictly heterosexual.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134647 on: July 13, 2014, 10:58:28 pm »

Yay less babies to lower FPS and waste booze.

Oh no less babies to join the army and rebuild population levels.
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« Reply #134648 on: July 13, 2014, 11:00:18 pm »

And LordSlowpoke, your avatar completely conflicts with you. It's a strange combo. Which one is real, dammit!

how can i be real when mirrors are made of transparent substances
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« Reply #134649 on: July 13, 2014, 11:00:35 pm »

now what is an actual annoyance is that it will mercilessly fuck with eugenics programmes and dead worlds

even worse with eugenics in dead worlds

[ORIENTATION:MALE:1:0:0]
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These two tokens put into the dwarf raw will make all dwarves heterosexual, so that's not really a problem.

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« Reply #134650 on: July 13, 2014, 11:01:52 pm »

See, now I'm thinking of the ethical dilemna involved with forcing people to be straight or gay...

Ah, screw it. DF is full of such dilemnas :P
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« Reply #134651 on: July 13, 2014, 11:04:10 pm »

Like the ethical dilemma regarding whether or not its okay to throw puppies down a tall vertical shaft ending in your dining room to make the dwarves resistant to the horrors of death?

Also, Putnam, any idea yet whether those tags operate at the caste or creature level?
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« Reply #134652 on: July 13, 2014, 11:08:42 pm »

Like the ethical dilemma regarding whether or not its okay to throw puppies down a tall vertical shaft ending in your dining room to make the dwarves resistant to the horrors of death?

Also, Putnam, any idea yet whether those tags operate at the caste or creature level?

Looks like creature, since it seems like the caste being mentioned in the token itself is the caste that the token operates upon... unless I'm ass-backwards in my logic entirely.

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134653 on: July 13, 2014, 11:09:52 pm »

I wonder if there's gay marriages.

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« Reply #134654 on: July 13, 2014, 11:17:12 pm »

Yes. Somebody was asking whether it was a bug in the upper boards because they got a same-sex migrant couple.
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