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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14561073 times)

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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148965 on: January 02, 2015, 02:44:28 am »

I found that dogs only have about three emotional states:

Food?!
No food... :(
PLAY?!?!?!

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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148966 on: January 02, 2015, 02:54:07 am »

I found that dogs only have about three emotional states:

Food?!
No food... :(
PLAY?!?!?!
My family's dog has two:
1) I DEMAND THAT YOU PLAY WITH ME HERE IS MY BALL
2) YOU'RE PLAYING YAY GIVE ME THE BALL MY BALL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU'RE PLAYING YAY

No hungry, no tired, no want to go outside and pee states. Just pre-play and mid-play. Not even a post-play, he just goes back to pre-play.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148967 on: January 02, 2015, 02:59:13 am »

My dog:
1) Not currently receiving attention, therefore unloved
2) Jealous of the other dog
3) HOLY SHIT DID SOMEONE SAY "WALK" / GET WITHIN 3 FEET OF THE CAR KEYS?
4) AAAAAH THERE ARE FIREWORKS
5) Asleep

#4 can result in getting buried by scared dogs climbing on whoever's sitting nearby. Scared, large dogs ::)
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148968 on: January 02, 2015, 03:03:17 am »

My mum's dog essentially does:

1. Whoareyou okay you're fine, come in give me attention.
2. You've stopped giving me attention, give me attention.

Repeat 2. until gone.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148969 on: January 02, 2015, 03:05:47 am »

You ever search your name in the OOCQ thread?

Jesus buttmunching christ.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148970 on: January 02, 2015, 03:13:04 am »

Who?
Me? HugoLuman? hector13 doesn't have an OOC score yet.

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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148971 on: January 02, 2015, 03:17:17 am »

I lurk.
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148972 on: January 02, 2015, 03:23:12 am »

I get quoted every so often. Apparently I say things that can be taken out of context in a humourous manner.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148973 on: January 02, 2015, 03:26:57 am »

Picked up Transistor while it's on sale.
So good...
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148974 on: January 02, 2015, 03:34:00 am »

Was at a crime scene yesterday actually, sitting and waiting around to give the police my statement- And a random big black collie just kinda wanders up and inserts himself between my arm and my body like 'This is my place now'.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148975 on: January 02, 2015, 03:45:47 am »

You ever search your name in the OOCQ thread?

Jesus buttmunching christ.
That. Is. AMAZING.

I didn't know I was that hilarious!
I definitely know that I'm this conceited though.
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148976 on: January 02, 2015, 03:59:12 am »

-nope nope nope-
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148977 on: January 02, 2015, 09:02:40 am »

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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148978 on: January 02, 2015, 09:18:21 am »

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

So much RAM now, can run 2 internet explorers without a bluescreen!
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Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« Reply #148979 on: January 02, 2015, 09:23:43 am »

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Your speed and memory will be improved instantly!

Ooh, it can make me faster? Where do I sign up?!  :P
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