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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14382078 times)

Yoink

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But... wait... holy crab.

This means everywhere in the world is actually a prison!
Either you get out temporarily on 'parole' and have to return to your country prison once your visa ends, or you apply for citizenship a transfer and move to a new country prison permanetly! THE WHOLE WORLD IS PRISONS
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Darvi

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The recidivism rate is crazy too. How many people do you know have actually left without coming back eventually?
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Urist Imiknorris

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Terry Pratchett just did.
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ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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KingofstarrySkies

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Terry Pratchett just did.
Rest in peace. I'll need to read some of his work.
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Sigtextastic
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There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

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Netflix got season 5 of Archer at last, so I can finally get around to that.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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But... wait... holy crab.

This means everywhere in the world is actually a prison!
Either you get out temporarily on 'parole' and have to return to your country prison once your visa ends, or you apply for citizenship a transfer and move to a new country prison permanetly! THE WHOLE WORLD IS PRISONS
Even worse, parole is just walking around in other prisons!

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What about astronauts?
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Darvi

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What about astronauts?
That's what I was alluding to by "leaving without coming back".
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And even then, you're trapped in a capsule with no way out. How's that for prison? Really, being an astronaut is ultimate prison.

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Yer allowed outside of the prison, but you can only leave by going into this man sized hamster ball, and yer not allowed to roll more than 5 feet from the wall.   Back in the day we had hamster balls that could make it all the way out to the guard station at the end of the driveway, but then we decided hamster balls able to make the trip were too expensive so we stopped.

If yer really good we may let you play with one of these remote control cars we have driving around in the mcdonalds parking lot across the street.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2015, 10:22:56 pm by Greiger »
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Being on earth is prison, being an astronaut is solitary confinement.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

KingofstarrySkies

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This is getting deep.
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Sigtextastic
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Darvi

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Deep Space
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KingofstarrySkies

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Okay, you can go now.
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