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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14376897 times)

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161610 on: August 18, 2015, 03:42:32 pm »

... alternately, I'm pretty sure there's solid percussion instruments out there. Rock maracas or somethin', I'unno.

Marockas?
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161611 on: August 18, 2015, 04:13:48 pm »

A moth has colonised my laptop. Hello, mothbro.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161612 on: August 18, 2015, 05:29:31 pm »

A moth has colonised my laptop. Hello, mothbro.
I imagine that moth is a really patriotic moth.
"I CLAIM THIS PLACE FOR THE NATIONAL MOTH LIBERATION FRONT!"
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161613 on: August 18, 2015, 05:31:24 pm »

No! Destroy the moth! Where one slumbers a thousand shall follow!

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« Reply #161614 on: August 18, 2015, 05:32:26 pm »

First day of senior year at highschool.
SO MANY CUTE GIRLS OH MY GOD I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
Anyhow classes went great and not nearly as bad as I thought they would be
Only down side is my ex is in 3 of my classes and still doesn't achnkowledge I exist so that's nice but eh I don't care about her anymore,"You won't catch me getting caught up in somebody that I used to know".

I have some really awesome teachers this year
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« Reply #161615 on: August 18, 2015, 05:33:05 pm »

What's wrong with a thousand moths? You could train them to clean your fans!
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161616 on: August 18, 2015, 05:33:13 pm »

A moth has colonised my laptop. Hello, mothbro.
Did it land on the top or on the side where the hot air spews out?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #161617 on: August 18, 2015, 05:35:42 pm »

A moth has colonised my laptop. Hello, mothbro.
Did it land on the top or on the side where the hot air spews out?

It landed on the top, watched me for a while, then flew onto the keyboard. It then moved into the gap between the two (sides? halves?) of the laptop, where it's sitting, watching.
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« Reply #161618 on: August 18, 2015, 05:37:05 pm »

I would've panicked and FREAKED OUT. Creepy wankers.
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« Reply #161619 on: August 18, 2015, 05:45:22 pm »

It's not creepy. It's my bro.

I also may have developed my first nosebleed and bled on it a little, but that's beside the point.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161620 on: August 18, 2015, 05:51:04 pm »

What's wrong with a thousand moths? You could train them to clean your fans!
A thousand moths, uncontrollable - they flutter throughout the night forever. Leave a sock out one night and overnight it's infested with moth eggs, looking like the sock has developed advanced cancer, only the cancer is made out of asbestos and cotton. Your clothes: Gone. You better start learning to enjoy the breeze or popularize nudity in some Warholian pioneer movement, because anything they can eat they will. Scales, littering everywhere. The dead cluttering your floors like a Styxian nightmare. Out of the corner of your eye in the moonlight, they fly. You kill them but they keep coming back. You just want to sleep but the moths won't let you. Like a poor Japanese owner of a Tokyo skyscraper in a science fiction B movie you scream Mothra, why??!

Golden darkness engulfs you.
You awake and believe you are safe, for they are gone. Then you step on a shirt thrown ajar and they swarm.
Another night awaits you.
You pray winter comes to end them. You pray and pray, with your hands full of moths. You try to cry but their wings dry your face, and leave you looking like a bronzed geordie or an orange faced oompa loompa that had sex with a panda - for the dark rings beneath your eyes are growing darker every day.
Some vengeful deity takes pity on you and throws your country into absolute chaos with a russian winter. The white wind is terrible, howling with the souls of the untold masses of lost, cold souls that died within. You swear solemnly that outside your window, frozen solid with cracks coming out, you swear you can see dead warriors running around chased by disembowled horses. You see dead men with stiff hands clutching broken spears, standards and rifles.
The cold creeps up on you, thank the heavens for climate change.

You see the moths all creeping back into your wall insulation. It doesn't matter, you are a mammal. Homeotherms are the master race, don't moths know about endurance hunting? Not even antelopes can compete with the internal regulation of a human.
Then you realize what you're dealing with.
The moths have eaten your covers.
Their dead have ruined your electrical cables.
Your bread has gone off. The moths didn't cause the bread to decay, but they would if they could.

Angrily you pound your fist on the walls and you can hear your neighbours telling you to fucking cut it out. But they don't know about the moths.

They don't know about the moths.

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161621 on: August 18, 2015, 06:19:45 pm »

That is a thing there.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161622 on: August 18, 2015, 06:23:34 pm »

Man, I was going to post "In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there are only moths", but I feel like that would bring dishonor on LWs post.
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« Reply #161623 on: August 18, 2015, 06:32:42 pm »

In the grim darkness of the English Summer, there are only moths kinda works?
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« Reply #161624 on: August 18, 2015, 06:48:30 pm »

... someone should breed mothwolves and unleash them on the english countryside, just to see LW spontaneously combust.
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