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[Descan]

We have more punwars than a fortress has booze. This is getting goddamn stupid.

These things kill themselves within, like, an hour, just ignore them.

In the grim darkness of the next hour, there is only dickjokes.

[Eric Blank]

[HEADING INTENSIFIES]

I have kittens snuggling under my arm again this morning. Adorable little babies :3

[miauw62]

oh no, not again

[Frumple]

the puns of pain fall mainly on the... poi? Poi puddle. There we go. The puns of pain fall mainly on the poi puddle.

[TD1]

Ahhh, the poin ):

[Calidovi]

This thread has spurred me on to make an early draft of the B12 Forums anthem chorus.

(Don't go out),
Let me stay inside
(I can't go out)
Let me stay inside
(Feed me)
Call my friends, but wait, they don't exist
(Don't go out)
Let me make some puns,
(Can't go out)
'Fore they post some !!FUN!!,
(Feed me)
Bring me some more bagel pizzas, mom

EDIT: A bit more

Why did you go into my room, I closed those doors
Leave and now go get me some more snacks
Or I'll just go get mom

Without shitposts
My bad jokes are always worst than most
Until you come to laugh and see
That
I'm
Sad

[Eric Blank]

It has no rhythm whatsoever and makes only marginal sense.
Its exactly what a dwarf would write.

[Spehss _]

It has no rhythm whatsoever and makes only marginal sense.
Its exactly what a dwarf would write.

Not nearly enough references to booze or magma to be truly dwarfy.

[Sirus]

It has no rhythm whatsoever and makes only marginal sense.
Its exactly what a dwarf would write.

Not nearly enough references to booze or magma to be truly dwarfy.

Not everything has to reference booze or magma. Cheese is an acceptably dwarfy topic.

[TD1]

This thread has spurred me on to make an early draft of the B12 Forums anthem chorus.

(Don't go out),
Let me stay inside
(I can't go out)
Let me stay inside
(Feed me)
Call my friends, but wait, they don't exist
(Don't go out)
Let me make some puns,
(Can't go out)
'Fore they post some !!FUN!!,
(Feed me)
Bring me some more bagel pizzas, mom

EDIT: A bit more

Why did you go into my room, I closed those doors
Leave and now go get me some more snacks
Or I'll just go get mom

Without shitposts
My bad jokes are always worst than most
Until you come to laugh and see
That
I'm
Sad

*Salutes at the recital, sung by a band of war ravaged, cheese gorged, sock loving Dwarves. A he looks on, a single tear falls from his eye.*

[Bauglir]

It has no rhythm whatsoever and makes only marginal sense.
Its exactly what a dwarf would write.

Not nearly enough references to booze or magma to be truly dwarfy.

Not everything has to reference booze or magma. Cheese is an acceptably dwarfy topic.

And let's not forget the use of elephants as metaphors for a cruel and overwhelming world, with beady little eyes and an insatiable bloodlust.

[Yoink]

Sometimes stalking strangers with similar taste in music on Bandcamp is very rewarding.

[scrdest]

Met with Glloyd IRL. Had fun. And coffee, and quesadillas.

[LordSlowpoke]

fuckin' erpers meeting offserver

[Helgoland]

Hey, if you ever come over to the Old Republic, I'd buy you a beer, LSP