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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14548725 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166950 on: January 04, 2016, 04:55:40 pm »

My father is getting a second cat. This pleases me greatly.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166951 on: January 04, 2016, 05:09:18 pm »

Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)
Hahahahaha you can't fool us with that nonsense
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« Reply #166952 on: January 04, 2016, 05:16:06 pm »

Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)
Hahahahaha you can't fool us with that nonsense

The answer is simple: there are women and there are women. Our pal Sprinkled Chariot encountered a non-venomous type. Good for him.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166953 on: January 04, 2016, 05:23:16 pm »

Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166954 on: January 04, 2016, 05:57:56 pm »

Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)

No, they just pretend to be interested for a while before attempting to completely destroy your life.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166955 on: January 04, 2016, 05:58:55 pm »

Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)

No, they just pretend to be interested for a while before attempting to completely destroy your life.
No, I think you're thinking of aliens.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166956 on: January 04, 2016, 06:01:51 pm »

Then my ex-girlfriend was an alien.

Makes sense.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166957 on: January 04, 2016, 06:37:23 pm »

Well, that's ayys for ya.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166958 on: January 04, 2016, 08:56:11 pm »

Now now, I'm sure we've all had some bad acid experiences with girls.
But life is a big painful adventure. Let's not ruin it by spoiling non-acid girls for people.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166959 on: January 04, 2016, 09:03:17 pm »

Don't pretend that getting your face covered in base is any better.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166960 on: January 04, 2016, 09:15:33 pm »

pH 7.0 or bust
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166961 on: January 04, 2016, 10:31:36 pm »

Too right! Can't set your standards too high.
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« Reply #166962 on: January 04, 2016, 10:42:29 pm »

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166963 on: January 04, 2016, 10:50:30 pm »

This thread, man. :V
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« Reply #166964 on: January 04, 2016, 10:52:37 pm »

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