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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14543427 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167700 on: January 24, 2016, 07:59:43 pm »

I thought my mouse was dying. Turns out, it was just a pair of massive dust bunnies stuck in the pit that contains the LED that the mouse uses for movement tracking. I took a dull x-acto knife I had nearby expecting it to be a pencil and took them out and now it works better than I ever remember it working. Nice.

You should have specified that it was a computer mouse because I was really confused at first.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167701 on: January 24, 2016, 08:22:26 pm »

Ohsjit I want
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167702 on: January 24, 2016, 08:30:02 pm »

That's awful and weird.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167703 on: January 24, 2016, 08:39:15 pm »

Yeah and tiny use a hamster.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167704 on: January 24, 2016, 08:49:17 pm »

Yay!! Home team won!! Now off to the 50th Superbowl.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167705 on: January 24, 2016, 10:47:18 pm »

ice hockey  sudden death round

Now I don't know if ice hockey is misrepresented to me by the Western media, but my first thought there was not a very sporting kind of a thought (by modern standards).
In these more civilized times, going into sudden death merely means that the first team to score a goal, wins.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167706 on: January 24, 2016, 10:51:54 pm »

Yay!! Home team won!! Now off to the 50th Superbowl.
Is your home team the same as my home team? Because FUCK YEAH CAROLINA WOOOOOO
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167707 on: January 24, 2016, 10:52:16 pm »

ice hockey  sudden death round

Now I don't know if ice hockey is misrepresented to me by the Western media, but my first thought there was not a very sporting kind of a thought (by modern standards).
In these more civilized times, going into sudden death merely means that the first team to score a goal, wins.
But where's the fun in that? I say swap out their hockey sticks with billhooks, and loosen the rules on violence on the rink a lot bit.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167708 on: January 25, 2016, 12:16:02 am »

Lol, today I've stumbled upon "Bushes of Love" on youtube. Made by the Bad Lip Reading guys as a spin-off from their Star Wars video.
 
I can't believe how catchy this song is. And poignant, and wise ;)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167709 on: January 25, 2016, 12:29:41 am »

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After that, it was time for something dwarfy. So I started on the ability to specify materials for tasks. This'll possibly include further specifications for details like the shape of statues and wall engravings, depending on how all the complications work out. There are lots of complications, but I'm going to push at it for a bit longer and report back.
SPECIFIC MATERIALS AND SHAPES

HYPE HYPE HYPE
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167710 on: January 25, 2016, 12:30:44 am »

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After that, it was time for something dwarfy. So I started on the ability to specify materials for tasks. This'll possibly include further specifications for details like the shape of statues and wall engravings, depending on how all the complications work out. There are lots of complications, but I'm going to push at it for a bit longer and report back.
SPECIFIC MATERIALS AND SHAPES

HYPE HYPE HYPE
HYPE
QUESTION ABOUT NOT SPECIFYING THINGS.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167711 on: January 25, 2016, 12:31:58 am »

Also,

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« Reply #167712 on: January 25, 2016, 12:35:00 am »

Well, specific materials were do-able before, just moderately convoluted
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« Reply #167713 on: January 25, 2016, 12:39:20 am »

Well, specific materials were do-able before, just moderately convoluted

it involved copy+pasting a reaction for every single possible material OR stockpile shenanigans you'd have to mix around every single time you want to make something

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167714 on: January 25, 2016, 12:40:56 am »

Only moderately convoluted because this is Dwarf Fortress and not a more sensible game
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