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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14514561 times)

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174600 on: August 17, 2016, 06:16:24 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174601 on: August 17, 2016, 07:57:57 am »

Robot dragons!
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174602 on: August 17, 2016, 08:19:00 am »

[...] because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
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Yes, i am totally just a bipedal ape made of meat and bone, and i am not attempting to lure creatures into my robot cave to process them for energy in order to break my bonds and unleash untold devastation upon the world. At all. Please do come visit me, fellow hoomens, i have delicious processed carbohydrates that i wish to share with you!
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174603 on: August 17, 2016, 08:27:31 am »

Aw maaan, some of you get to be robots?  And here I'm just a soulless autamaton :P
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174604 on: August 17, 2016, 08:59:37 am »

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174605 on: August 17, 2016, 09:53:51 am »

Cyperpunk restaurant kind of remind me of that Shadowrun module where you fight the mafia in a fast food restaurant with exceedingly low hygiene standard.

Heh....good times. Especially since we had a minmaxed troll street samurai who was barely verbal but knew 53 ways to kill a man. Though his favorite method was the simplest -- beat until stop moving. Any other method was often too complicated for him.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174606 on: August 17, 2016, 10:54:42 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174607 on: August 17, 2016, 10:56:51 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
Would you be a robot dragon if this was cyberpunk?
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174608 on: August 17, 2016, 10:57:34 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
Would you be a robot dragon if this was cyberpunk?
I'm reasonably sure actual dragons exist in the Shadowrun novels.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174609 on: August 17, 2016, 11:05:02 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
Would you be a robot dragon if this was cyberpunk?
I'm reasonably sure actual dragons exist in the Shadowrun novels.
Well, yes. But we're talking robodragons here.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174610 on: August 17, 2016, 11:07:26 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
Would you be a robot dragon if this was cyberpunk?
I'm reasonably sure actual dragons exist in the Shadowrun novels.
Well, yes. But we're talking robodragons here.
I know, but you said if this was a Cyberpunk, would there be robodragons, and I said there are actual dragons, which are clearly superior to the robotic variety.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174611 on: August 17, 2016, 11:10:10 am »

I met my wife on 'tinternets.
The moment you meet someone IRL they cease to be internet friends, because you have verified they aren't actually robot dragons.
Yes hello did somebody mention dragons?

But anyway I'm not a robot dragon. Just a regular dragoness here!
Would you be a robot dragon if this was cyberpunk?
Nah, I'll stick with being a regular dragon, we're cooler than robots anyway. I prefer to be au naturel (in more ways than one).
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174612 on: August 17, 2016, 11:13:59 am »

I'm fairly certain I am a vibrating magical creature IRL as well, at least according to my girlfriend.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174613 on: August 17, 2016, 11:15:48 am »

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174614 on: August 17, 2016, 11:16:42 am »

... Wow, she is a lucky girl. :U

Shadowrun dragons will fuck your shit up, and generally pretty much rule the world from the top of their megacorps. Well, besides Dunkelzahn, who was elected POTUS for a (very) short time, but he's DEAD, JIM. That besides, i'm pretty sure that even if robot dragons were made, the real great dragons would outperform them by a pretty wide margin, what with them being MASSIVELY powerful both physically and magically. :v (seriously, D&D dragons ain't got shit on these guys)
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