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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 11845508 times)

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174615 on: August 17, 2016, 11:20:51 am »

That's what I love about Shadowrun. The basic rules are:

Shoot straight, something about ammo, and never cut a deal with a dragon.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174616 on: August 17, 2016, 11:22:14 am »

Is eating dragons allowed?
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174617 on: August 17, 2016, 12:13:28 pm »

Yes but what if the Robot dragons were built by Lofwyr?
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174618 on: August 17, 2016, 12:46:54 pm »

... Wow, she is a lucky girl. :U

Shadowrun dragons will fuck your shit up, and generally pretty much rule the world from the top of their megacorps. Well, besides Dunkelzahn, who was elected POTUS for a (very) short time, but he's DEAD, JIM. That besides, i'm pretty sure that even if robot dragons were made, the real great dragons would outperform them by a pretty wide margin, what with them being MASSIVELY powerful both physically and magically. :v (seriously, D&D dragons ain't got shit on these guys)
Dragons in shadowrun have been given stats before. They're not all that impressive, relatively speaking, compared to the lore. The thing most terrifying about Lofwyr is not his scales and claws. It's not even that he's the most powerful sorcerer on the planet. No, it's his position as full owner and CEO of Saeder-Krupp. Triple A prime megacorp status, and he's entirely in charge. The fact that he's a dragon just helped him get there, and at this point just makes him harder to assassinate.

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174619 on: August 17, 2016, 01:07:15 pm »

Yeah, patient and meticulous go hand-in-hand with ageless.

Or is immortal still a better term?
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174620 on: August 17, 2016, 01:18:18 pm »

I'm not sure why you're talking about robot dragons when you should be talking about cybernetically enhanced dragons. Which are obviously better than regular dragons. It's right there in the name.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174621 on: August 17, 2016, 01:30:20 pm »

If by better you mean the world ending then yes.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174622 on: August 17, 2016, 02:26:00 pm »

That's what I love about Shadowrun. The basic rules are:

Shoot straight, something about ammo, and never cut a deal with a dragon.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174623 on: August 17, 2016, 02:31:06 pm »

That's what I love about Shadowrun. The basic rules are:

Shoot straight, something about ammo, and never cut a deal with a dragon.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174624 on: August 17, 2016, 02:35:31 pm »

I'm not sure why you're talking about robot dragons when you should be talking about cybernetically enhanced dragons. Which are obviously better than regular dragons. It's right there in the name.
Come think of it, dragons could indeed do with some laser eyes and laser claws and laser teeth and laser cannons. And a jetpack. And probably also a rocket launcher nose. One of the few things worse than having your town raided by a dragon (besides having your town raided by a plural of dragons) is to have it raided by a rocket-powered dragon that shoots rockets and lasers everywhere.

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174625 on: August 17, 2016, 02:36:39 pm »

I'm not sure why you're talking about robot dragons when you should be talking about cybernetically enhanced dragons. Which are obviously better than regular dragons. It's right there in the name.
Come think of it, dragons could indeed do with some laser eyes and laser claws and laser teeth and laser cannons. And a jetpack. And probably also a rocket launcher nose. One of the few things worse than having your town raided by a dragon (besides having your town raided by a plural of dragons) is to have it raided by a rocket-powered dragon that shoots rockets and lasers everywhere.
Shadowrun: Blood Dragon?
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« Reply #174626 on: August 17, 2016, 02:46:30 pm »

Pretty much, except that your characters are the rocket-powered dragons that shoot rockets and lasers everywhere, and during your rampage you're suddenly faced by an 80's alien invasion, so you have to use your powers FOR THE GREATER GOOD (and to make sure that there ain't no fuckin' aliens encroaching on your territory) to SAVE THE WORLD from the ALIEN MENACE, who happened to start a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE as part of their DEADLY BIOLOGICAL WARFARE ATTACK, which you happen to be IMMUNE TO thanks to your EXTENSIVE CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS. Also, every player starts with an eletric guitar and the ability to shred that shit.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174627 on: August 17, 2016, 05:36:47 pm »

That besides, is it even possible to cook dragons to the point of edibility? Even if you manage to bypass their innate fire resistance or find an individual which isn't resistant to fire, dragon blood is often said to be toxic, violently magical or both, so it might not be safe to cook and/or consume any parts of the creature. Honestly, i'd stick with regular chickens, because giant magical fire-breathing dinosaur derivatives (... or are dinosaurs the derivatives here?) are just too much trouble to be worth it, even if they might be delicious. :v

i am glad to have these opportunities to take silly things seriously in a silly manner
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174628 on: August 17, 2016, 05:40:36 pm »

Well you can cook ice dragons.  It's like a baked Alaska for Bosmer.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174629 on: August 18, 2016, 12:03:28 am »

Well you can cook ice dragons.  It's like a baked Alaska for Bosmer.
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