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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 11854639 times)

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174630 on: August 18, 2016, 03:25:52 am »

That's a non issue. Everyone knows dragons guts are perfectly safe and hospitable to life. They could just eat your alive from the inside out. Source; not safe for work.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174631 on: August 18, 2016, 04:45:46 am »

Regular dragons > Cybernetic dragons.

Do not change what is already perfect.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174632 on: August 18, 2016, 05:58:07 am »

I'm not sure why you're talking about robot dragons when you should be talking about cybernetically enhanced dragons. Which are obviously better than regular dragons. It's right there in the name.
Come think of it, dragons could indeed do with some laser eyes and laser claws and laser teeth and laser cannons. And a jetpack. And probably also a rocket launcher nose. One of the few things worse than having your town raided by a dragon (besides having your town raided by a plural of dragons) is to have it raided by a rocket-powered dragon that shoots rockets and lasers everywhere.

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174633 on: August 18, 2016, 06:15:26 am »

Guess where i got the jetpack idea from. :P

Regular dragons > Cybernetic dragons.

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I'm not. I'm just saying that if dragons had laser eyes, St. George wouldn't have won. :v
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174634 on: August 18, 2016, 06:19:49 am »

I wouldn't be so sure... from what I've heard, certain sects of Christianity believe that Saint George was a jedi.

Edit: For that matter, there's no concrete evidence that dragons didn't have laser eyes. Now that would have been an epic battle.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174635 on: August 18, 2016, 06:24:51 am »

Saint George is fictional tho, I think, he was a very old folk legend that got canonized or something.

Now the first next thing I'll do in a fantasy settiing is create a character obsessed about eating dragons.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174636 on: August 18, 2016, 06:26:48 am »

Saint George is fictional tho
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174637 on: August 18, 2016, 06:29:16 am »

Well hey, the only thing that can beat a fictional beast is a fictional character. :U

I wouldn't be so sure... from what I've heard, certain sects of Christianity believe that Saint George was a jedi.

Edit: For that matter, there's no concrete evidence that dragons didn't have laser eyes. Now that would have been an epic battle.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174638 on: August 18, 2016, 06:33:40 am »

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174639 on: August 18, 2016, 07:14:31 am »

Well hey, the only thing that can beat a fictional beast is a fictional character. :U

I wouldn't be so sure... from what I've heard, certain sects of Christianity believe that Saint George was a jedi.

Edit: For that matter, there's no concrete evidence that dragons didn't have laser eyes. Now that would have been an epic battle.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174640 on: August 18, 2016, 11:54:39 am »

Spoiler: aw yiss (click to show/hide)

But seriously though, something cooler than this is going to happen, and anxiety ain't gonna prevent that. :v
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174641 on: August 18, 2016, 12:11:34 pm »

Very abstract.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174642 on: August 18, 2016, 04:17:32 pm »

Please do not quote:

Of course Ideally we'd never need prisons, but making them public government run again is a wonderful idea failing that.

https://gma.yahoo.com/justice-department-announces-effort-end-private-prisons-172756594--abc-news-topstories.html

What needs to happen is the government needs to one way or another take over the prisons again and the contractors should be hired on as government employees (unless they have some reason not to). I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel after looking at it. There's nothing wrong with federal employees generally and the DOJ is backing that up in this article. Of course this is just my opinion and nobody should take it as anything else. Everyone should be entitled to theirs.

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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174643 on: August 18, 2016, 05:16:01 pm »

There was a good investigative piece into the private prison system that ran in Mother Jones a few months ago where a reporter went undercover as a guard for a good chunk of a year. Suffice to say that you really don't want a lot of those staff working in prisons.
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Re: [*KHEZUNOISES*] What is even a whole orange (Happy thread)
« Reply #174644 on: August 18, 2016, 05:43:27 pm »

People are so kind here.
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