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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14550648 times)

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181950 on: June 16, 2017, 08:06:17 pm »

In here ~voluntary manslaughter~ is basically called "privileged homicide" :U
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181951 on: June 16, 2017, 08:09:05 pm »

What're the relative punishments like?
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181952 on: June 16, 2017, 08:13:48 pm »

Depends on the jurisdiction. The US federal jurisdiction demands life imprisonment without parole for both second and first degree, and allows the death penalty for first degree. Various state sentencing guidelines are all over the place, and if I remember right most murders are charged under the states and not the federal government.

There's a lot of leeway for them too with mandatory sentences like "10-99 years". A lot comes down to mitigating and aggravating circumstances, as well as the nature of the judge.

The example involuntary manslaughter sentence I saw was 5 years.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181953 on: June 17, 2017, 01:22:44 am »

Guys, I'm pretty sure Gunner-chan has stated in the psst that Schadenfreude should be avoided in this thread.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181954 on: June 17, 2017, 03:25:34 am »

Guys, I'm pretty sure Gunner-chan has stated in the psst that Schadenfreude should be avoided in this thread.

Thank god for posting this I thought I fell into a politik thread
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181955 on: June 18, 2017, 09:02:35 am »

This:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yi_(dinosaur)
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EDIT: thanks for the catch Sirus!
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181956 on: June 18, 2017, 09:04:46 am »

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181957 on: June 18, 2017, 09:18:54 am »

I've finally made (at least 100%) another Rogue Trader character sheet! \o/ All the info now in writing, it feels nice to have done all that.

And then tomorrow I'll be finishing any and all things needed to be written and sent online, as far as I recall. Yay!
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181958 on: June 18, 2017, 09:23:58 am »

This:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yi_(dinosaur)
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181959 on: June 18, 2017, 12:37:54 pm »

Yoink, you suck :D
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181960 on: June 18, 2017, 07:50:08 pm »

For that pun, or in general?

Edit: Being happy (for more than a fleeting moment or the duration of a drunk/high) is friggin' weird.
I am not familiar with this feeling. My life, or at least parts of it, are actually going well for a change- and the parts that aren't are easily ignored*, hidden as they are in the immense shadow of the joy crammed into my brain. I'm bouncing between stunned disbelief and a strange, uneasy feeling of having betrayed and abandoned my fellow sufferers and commiserators, leaving behind our barren fields of perpetual anxiety-fuelled suffering to go skipping gaily through bright meadows of glee and footsure confidence.

I dunno. Sorry, not sorry.
I shall cling to this Handhold of Happiness for as long as I can before it inevitably crumbles and plunges me back into the chasm of despair. ^-^


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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181961 on: June 19, 2017, 11:32:25 am »

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181962 on: June 19, 2017, 11:59:39 am »

* Apart from maybe my extra-fucked hearing. Urgh. Kind of distracting.    

Key... to... happiness... going deaf. Thanks, kind fellow-person.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181963 on: June 20, 2017, 11:00:34 am »

Day 2 of a week stay at the Musky Inn in St Germain, WI with my whole family.  First true leisure vacation in 12 years.  First real fishing I've done in even longer.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #181964 on: June 20, 2017, 05:17:41 pm »

Finished up the last 10 minutes of a class by making all my classmates laugh.

Apparently I can actually be a fun person to be around, if I just try.
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