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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14560101 times)

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182070 on: July 02, 2017, 04:31:04 am »
The main difficulty is that the size of the actual thing is in decimals, and BBCode doesn't support that.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182071 on: July 02, 2017, 06:42:09 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on June 25, 2017, 06:23:52 pm
My wife is in the earliest stages of labor. We gonna have a baby in the next few days.  :D

Water broke. We at the hospital now, waiting to find out if she's dilated. Her contractions are five minutes apart and worse than usual, plus the water broke and she had spotting.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182072 on: July 02, 2017, 06:54:34 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 02, 2017, 06:42:09 am
Quote from: Hanslanda on June 25, 2017, 06:23:52 pm
My wife is in the earliest stages of labor. We gonna have a baby in the next few days.  :D

Water broke. We at the hospital now, waiting to find out if she's dilated. Her contractions are five minutes apart and worse than usual, plus the water broke and she had spotting.

Hi Dad, I'm Japa
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182073 on: July 02, 2017, 07:17:44 am »
"Doctor, what are those two cords coming out of my baby?"
"Oh, that one is the umbilical cord, the other one's the internet connection"

EDIT: all jokes aside, good luck to you and your wife Hanslanda. Here's to good health!
« Last Edit: July 02, 2017, 07:20:39 am by martinuzz »
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182074 on: July 02, 2017, 10:43:10 am »
Quote from: Reelya on July 01, 2017, 10:45:07 pm
Scientists have discovered a type of seawead which tastes like bacon when cooked, and is twice as healthy as kale.

[Insert obligatory skeptical remark here] Suuuuure.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182075 on: July 02, 2017, 10:56:27 am »
I'm sure that's been a thing for a while.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182076 on: July 02, 2017, 11:10:22 am »
She's dilated to a four.  :D I am going to be a dad very soon.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182077 on: July 02, 2017, 11:22:08 am »
Soon you will be Hanslandad.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182078 on: July 02, 2017, 11:38:50 am »
That may get sigged. I am in a hospital cafeteria and it's pretty odd. I probably won't post for the rest of today, thanks everyone for the support  :D
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182079 on: July 02, 2017, 11:39:55 am »
Go Hanslandad and witness the miracle of life!
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182080 on: July 02, 2017, 11:52:36 am »
Go Hanslandad!

Also, if you named your kid Hanslan now, that would be incredibly awesome.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182081 on: July 02, 2017, 12:25:07 pm »
I don't know if naming your kid after a fictional Nazi is a great idea.
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182082 on: July 02, 2017, 01:38:28 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on July 02, 2017, 12:25:07 pm
I don't know if naming your kid after a fictional Nazi is a great idea.
better than naming him after a real nazi probably
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182083 on: July 02, 2017, 02:21:32 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on July 02, 2017, 01:38:28 pm
Quote from: Cinder on July 02, 2017, 12:25:07 pm
I don't know if naming your kid after a fictional Nazi is a great idea.
better than naming him after a real nazi probably
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Re: [???] Eggplant (Happy thread)
« Reply #182084 on: July 02, 2017, 02:46:26 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on July 02, 2017, 02:21:32 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 02, 2017, 12:25:07 pm
I don't know if naming your kid after a fictional Nazi is a great idea.
better than naming him after a real nazi probably
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I'm curious as to whether he got his name changed or if his parents dropped that on him. He was born after WWII started so it's not like Hitler was entirely unknown at the time.
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