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Author Topic: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)  (Read 8792785 times)

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189345 on: February 23, 2019, 12:57:12 am »

And here I thought I had a STEAL on .50 avocados...  That's OK, I made a deal with my hispanic co-worker.  Handed her a bag of 12 of them, in exchange for authentic guac in a few days.
You sure she wasn't a plainclothes?
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189346 on: February 23, 2019, 03:35:10 am »

I decided to update the Dwarfy quote in my sig, with a more recent one of a similar theme. :))
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189347 on: February 23, 2019, 03:49:46 am »

And here I thought I had a STEAL on .50 avocados...  That's OK, I made a deal with my hispanic co-worker.  Handed her a bag of 12 of them, in exchange for authentic guac in a few days.
You sure she wasn't a plainclothes?

Yeah. Besides, guac is not a controlled substance.  Normally these things are like a whole dollar each at the local store, with the "on sale" price of 78 cents.  They dropped to 50 cents, and I pounced.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189348 on: February 23, 2019, 04:56:47 am »

There is an avocado black market however, and people have been arrested for dealing in illegal avos.

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189349 on: February 23, 2019, 04:59:22 am »

Yeah. Besides, guac is not a controlled substance.
You say that, but don't be surprised when they show up on your doorstep with a warrant. Your "stolen" avocados are a probable cause, and the guac is a confession!
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189350 on: February 23, 2019, 05:10:54 am »

I have the receipt.  Those avos were purchased legally. Not my fault the seller had them at bargain basement prices.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189351 on: February 23, 2019, 05:16:19 am »

A receipt! They've got you good, you avocado trafficker you.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189352 on: February 23, 2019, 04:00:15 pm »

Yakuza Kiwami just released on Steam... and it's awesome. I'm loving this, it's more insane than 0 was.

pretty dang decent game, idk about it being better than 0 though. Something distinctly ps2-like comes across even after the complete overhaul of everything from yakuza 1. Maybe it's the level design/bosses? idk man. That boss fight where you fight the two guys using different styles can fuck right off though. It took me easily 2 dozen tries and a full inventory of stamina+

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189353 on: February 23, 2019, 08:29:22 pm »

Yakuza Kiwami just released on Steam... and it's awesome. I'm loving this, it's more insane than 0 was.

pretty dang decent game, idk about it being better than 0 though. Something distinctly ps2-like comes across even after the complete overhaul of everything from yakuza 1. Maybe it's the level design/bosses? idk man. That boss fight where you fight the two guys using different styles can fuck right off though. It took me easily 2 dozen tries and a full inventory of stamina+

The quality of the substories seems MUCH higher in Kiwami, just imo. There's still lame ones where you just beat up a guy and that's it, but there's also ones where it seems like that's the case, but OH WAIT turns out it was it was pretext for something cooler and more interesting all along. There's been more than a couple substories where I'm saying to myself "SHIT I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS AT ALL!" and I love that feeling.

I also feel that the ingame economy and leveling system are way more balanced and sane when they aren't tied together and therefore necessitating a ludicrous money-making idle game or having millions of yen aren't exploding out of people's buttholes when you smack them like pinatas.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189354 on: February 23, 2019, 10:46:33 pm »

I wish I could grow my hair out more. It has been basically static in length for a long time. :'(
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189355 on: February 24, 2019, 09:57:30 pm »

You're going to have to remake The Image for me this year, boys and gals. I just realised my Birthday (March 5) is not only my cake day but also my pancake day.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189356 on: February 25, 2019, 02:34:23 am »

Pancake day? No. It's Semle Day.
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« Reply #189357 on: February 25, 2019, 05:04:10 am »

"Happy Semleday" doesn't have the same ring....
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189359 on: February 25, 2019, 06:53:33 am »

You're not supposed to speak with semla in your mouth! It's rude.
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