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Author Topic: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)  (Read 8788897 times)

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189390 on: March 01, 2019, 04:53:41 am »

Fencing and taekwondo both decided yesterday should be heavy fitness day. It low-key makes you feel like you'll die, but it feels excellent afterwards.

Also, the taekwondo instructor decided to go off-script and replaced some of the stance drills with special techniques, AKA trickshots you never use in a real match but look flashy, so we got to spend the last half hour practicing scissor kicks and back kicks. Fun.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189391 on: March 01, 2019, 09:10:55 am »

I am happy because this year´s spring is starting extremely well!

Yesterday the temperature hit 20.2°C in Slovakia and it was sunny for a week in a row.
I am the kind of person whose mood is heavily dependent on weather or season cycles so this was an amazing morale boost to my psyche.

I hope the rest of the year will be as good as it starts.
Spent a lot of hours outside for the last two days, cycling on my bike and (whoa I even sped past some other cyclists!!)
The sun finally set and I looked into the mirror and my face was red, whoa, I received a mild sunburn and the March didnt even start yet.

Feels surreal, but its nice, as I am typing the next day, my sunburn has faded into a light brown.
The concerns about global warming I saw on the internet are well deserved.

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189392 on: March 01, 2019, 12:17:56 pm »

It's like someone strapped a shark fin to a whore's boot.



I laughed loudly enough at this that I got weird looks.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189393 on: March 02, 2019, 02:15:31 am »

Heh, that's what it's all about, uncontrollable public bursts of laughter like I had when I was walking through Kroger's near here to grab a couple things and noticed one of the little impulse-buy type of hanging displays in the soda aisle.

Multiple sheets of cardboard with a blister packed container of some sort of knock-off silly putty toy, and the eye-catcher was big bold neon capital letters proclaiming:
MAKES
AWFUL
NOISES!!!


I am wearing house slippers because it's fun to slide around corners in them so I actually do like a panic-brake slide to a stop and double check what I thought it said before bending over at the waist and heaving up laughter.

Every time I grabbed something from my list I went through the little mental check-off process which refreshed my mental image of those bubble font words excitedly informing me of this strange product by highlighting something you would normally treat as a major flaw and declaring it to be the best fucking feature ever.

I'm crying and wheezing by the time I get back to the checkout and the poor woman there is very confused and concerned and not even Thor could help me muster up the strength to hold back the laughter so I held up a finger and ran over to the aisle (nobody else in line so she nods and says ok, starting to chuckle herself) and then I get back and show her the package and she goes through a similar "what the... oh shit..." moment before breaking down into wheezing gasping laughter too, she had to point at the display on her register because she couldn't tell me my total!
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189394 on: March 02, 2019, 06:59:57 am »

I am pleased that my self-learned mindfulness meditation based method of releasing happy-time endorphins still works.

Tonight has been shitty in both the figurative and literal senses. There is a nasty and virulent GI bug that is making the circuit around the facility, and we performed 6 full bed changes this evening.

Despite this turn of events, along with one bloody nose and appropriate biohazard precautions needing to be enacted, I am shitting motherfucking rainbows right now.

I love endorphins.  It's been awhile since I had to do this, almost forgot that I knew how.  So glad I remembered.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189395 on: March 02, 2019, 10:37:38 am »

How does one do this secret technique of happiness

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189396 on: March 02, 2019, 10:47:03 am »

One puges the world of infidels.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189397 on: March 02, 2019, 10:56:39 am »

No.. More a combination of mindfulness type meditation type body control thing, with some self-experimentation.

I learned how to do it when doing telephone technical support.  Sadly, it does not seem to be super effective at actual cold-hard-depression.  At least not for me anyway.

And it has odd social side effects; Like being inappropriately chipper for a given situation.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189398 on: March 02, 2019, 11:04:53 am »

self-experimentation
So that's what the youngsters are calling it these days, eh? Hrmph!

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189399 on: March 02, 2019, 11:13:00 am »

LOLOL

You are not the first one to make this connection Kagus.  When I mentioned it to one of my co-workers, she immediately thought I meant auto-erotic things too. 

LOL.  No, I dont mean the release of oxytocin from self-induced orgasm. But thanks for playing. :P

This is more... I dunno...

 I know what it FEELS like when I have a rush of endorphins, as I have actually taken the time to appreciate that moment and sensation under more controlled conditions-- (say, with a really good bit of food or drink that is very satisfying), and I have since learned how to just... induce it... with relaxation and directed will techniques lifted from mindfulness meditation training.

Over-indulgence dulls the effectiveness I have found though; which is why I dont do it regularly.

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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189400 on: March 02, 2019, 11:55:58 am »

I learned how to do it when doing telephone technical support.
Who'd have thought that the secret to happiness lie at the helpdesk?
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189401 on: March 02, 2019, 12:13:54 pm »

The self-helpdesk.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189402 on: March 02, 2019, 12:15:37 pm »

I learned how to do it when doing telephone technical support.
Who'd have thought that the secret to happiness lie at the helpdesk?

I guess one has to experience hell, to truly appreciate heaven...
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189403 on: March 02, 2019, 12:57:09 pm »

Eh, that sounds familiar. Don't remember how or why I learned it, but I can do something similar. Takes a second to get the meditative state going but once you're there it doesn't seem so hard to give yourself a little arbitrary dopamine boost.
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Re: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)
« Reply #189404 on: March 02, 2019, 01:07:05 pm »

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be able to jack off and still remain in the meditative state
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